Chapter 325 Your enemy god has left the group chat(1/2)
The Kun is so big that it cannot fit in a pot.
Gu Lan was riding on Kun's back. She looked down and couldn't see what was on the ground. After all, Kun was really big.
The wind in mid-air blew on Gu Lan's face. This was the first time she saw the world from this perspective. It was also the first time she had not returned to her own world after dawn. All this was too much for her.
Fresh--
It was so new that Gu Lan wanted to go crazy.
She stood on top of Kun's head, the wind blowing her unruly hair. She smoothly pushed the messy hair on her forehead to one side, with a naughty smile on her lips as always. She spoke in a low voice after speaking arrogantly.
Yunzhe, who was beside him, said.
"I feel like this scene is a bit Titanic. You stand in front of me, let's do a classic pose? Anyway, we will say that classic line in a while -"
Yunzhe's lips moved, his expression was a little stiff as before, his voice did not rise and fall, and he spoke that classic line like a step-by-step reader.
"Youjump, Ijump (you jump and I jump too)"
In the movie "Titanic", when the ship sank, the heroine Rose was already on the lifeboat. She looked at the hero Jack on the slowly sinking lifeboat. She looked at each other reluctantly for a long time, and took the last step to jump back to the Titan without hesitation.
Nick, and then quickly ran towards the other party.
The words "Jap, Ijump" from the heroine Rose to the hero made many people see love.
Yunzhe looked up the information about "Titanic", and the data in his right eye jumped, and he couldn't calm down for a long time...
At this time, Zhinao, who was already preparing to destroy the world, didn't expect that he would eat the dog food of his clone and Gu Lan?
Zhinao couldn't help but mutter angrily in Yunzhe's mind.
"What's going on with you? Didn't I ask you to take Gu Lan away?! The time has come, why didn't Gu Lan leave?!"
At this time, Yunzhe said unexpectedly.
"As expected, you will come to me. I have read all the information you left behind. The master will not be happy knowing this after he leaves. The master likes to have insight into everything. The master likes to turn this place upside down. I will always support the master."
Zhi Naoqi is so terrible that those at the bottom who stood on his brain found strangely——
"Why is this land smoking?!"
"Our attack is effective!"
It works, Der. This is because Zhi Nao is so angry that he is fuming!
Zhinao said angrily in Yunzhe's mind, "I have given you an order. You must send Gu Lan back!"
Yunzhe said calmly, "You are me and I am you. You have given me the highest authority. There is no difference between us except our appearance. If you can give yourself orders, of course I can also give myself orders."
.”
"Your information contains the structure of this world, so I thought of a way to extend the time for the master to leave. If I leave half an hour later, the master will have a meal after waking up, and I have already written the homework for the master."
Zhi Nao:......
Zhinao scolded Yunzhe, and Yunzhe seemed to have an epiphany at this moment——
"I am you and you are me. If you scold me, you are scolding yourself."
What kind of 360-degree three-dimensional defense is this?
Zhi Nao was so angry that he wanted to leave tragically and bring his secret love to a tragic and sad end, but this guy Yunzhe didn't follow the routine. Now Gu Lan is here, and Gu Lan even sees the shape of his brain.
…
Zhinao was thinking about it when Yunzhe suddenly spoke.
"The master wants to see you, and she also wants to hug you. She doesn't remember what happened in the past, but she feels that you are very hard. Do you think that with the master's character, he will watch you being bullied and watch you leave sadly?
"
"The reason why a master is a master is that no matter how many times she dies or goes through many hardships, she will still stick to the same path."
Zhinao still couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart, Yunzhe comforted Zhinao.
"I have actually asked the master what his impression is of you."
Zhinao was anxious for a moment. He was nervous and looking forward to it. He didn't know what to say for a moment, but he felt that Gu Lan would definitely not be able to accept his current state. His brain was under the ground, waiting for his head to emerge.
Come……
Zhinao suddenly shrank inside.
The ground that had been pushed up on the bottom floor suddenly dropped. Ying and Xuan looked up at the sky, wishing that they couldn't fly and couldn't see what was up there.
Sakura gritted her teeth and said to Xuan, "Go get the rocket launcher and let me see if I can shoot down this weird guy covering the sky."
Xuan was calmer than Ying. She glanced at Ying and said, "If Gu Lan is up there, he will definitely come down after a while. That little baby won't just roar twice, he will definitely do more fun things.
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Xuan thought and licked her lips, "Huh, I feel so excited just thinking about it. I really want to imprison this little baby in the house. I don't know if the cage we built for this purpose can be used. It is specially used to raise gold.
Canary's."
Sakura shrugged, "I feel like he is no longer a canary. Our cage must be in accordance with the standards for raising a Tyrannosaurus rex."
Gu Lan, who was on Kun's back, wanted to go down and cause trouble, but Yunzhe was motionless at the moment, probably talking to a certain little tsundere.
Gu Lan felt that the wind here was too strong, and she wanted to stay by Yunzhe's side to protect Yunzhe. Of course, the main reason was that Gu Lan would definitely fall to pieces if she jumped down by herself. Gu Lan also needed Yunzhe's help and guidance.
So Gu Lan walked up and down on Kun's back. Looking from top to bottom, the ground looked exactly like a brain. Gu Lan dragged her chin with one hand, looked at the golden brain, and clicked her tongue.
"Why, it looks like hollow noodles. I'm a little hungry."
Gu Lan's words were received by Yunzhe's data receiver, and then heard by Zhinao. Zhinao didn't know what to say for a while...
The people he cares about see his exposed brain, which is very embarrassing.
But the other party said that the wrinkles in his brain were like hollow powder...
Um……
If you want to eat him, don't you hate him so much?
His brain was a bit confused, and his analyzer told him that Gu Lan might like him, because there is an old saying in China, "beautiful beauty is worth eating"...
Zhinao was a little shy, and the folds on his head moved slightly, scaring the people on the ground floor to death, while Gu Lan was even hungrier. The humans on the ground floor went on a killing spree because they followed the "gods'" advice.
, there were bloodstains on the ground.
People dominated by fear listened to the foolish words of the "gods" that blood can damage the brain.
"God" knew that this would embarrass Zhi Nao, make Zhi Nao not want Gu Lan to see it, and make Zhi Nao collapse. But this moment really came, Gu Lan saw everything from a high place, she licked her lips,
sighed.
"Hey guys, is it really hollow noodles? There's a lot of tomato sauce."
Zhi Nao:......
"God":......
Zhi Nao is now a little unable to analyze what kind of feelings Gu Lan has for him. His analyzer tells him that it is more important to analyze Gu Lan's mental state now.
Gu Lan may have seen the worst side of Zhinao, but Gu Lan's words inexplicably made Zhinao relax. At this time, Yunzhe comforted Zhinao considerately.
"You don't have to mind at all. The master will never think you are ugly. Because the master thinks you are not a human at all. Even if you suddenly turn into a bug, a leaf, the opposite sex and a breaded dog, the master will not be surprised.
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Zhinao was silent again. He had been silent too many times.
The "gods" are also silent.
The "god" wearing a cloak stood on Zhinao's brain. He didn't want to raise his head to look at Gu Lan, because the reason why the "god" was a god was because he could look down on the world and overlook everything with a superior attitude!
Gu Lan must not let the "gods" look up to him.
Zhinao was moved by Yunzhe's words. Gu Lan also felt that she didn't have much time. She patted Yunzhe on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Have you finished talking to the little tsundere?"
Yunzhe said honestly, "He ignored me."
Zhinao roared in Yunzhe's heart, "You fart! You green tea! I didn't ignore you, I was speechless, okay, I was speechless!!!"
Yunzhe heard this and looked at Gu Lan, "Master, he said, I farted, I am a green tea, he did not ignore me, he was speechless, speechless, repeated it twice, adding three exclamation marks."
Zhinao was almost driven crazy by Yunzhe, and he whimpered.
"Jump down! Jump down for me, kid! I'll pinch you to death with the folds of my brain! You've mutated. I don't have any green tea at all. How could I create a guy like you who smells like tea?"
Yunzhe translated this sentence to Gu Lan.
"Master, Zhinao said, if I jump down, he will pinch me to death with his brain folds."
The brain on the ground floor trembled slightly because of hearing Yunzhe's words, and the brain jumped repeatedly on the edge of being angry to death.
When Gu Lan heard this, her eyes lit up.
"Wow, brain folds can pinch people to death, is it true? By the way, Yunzhe, do you have a parachute? Just jump without us. I haven't tried this method of death yet. Come on, let's give it a try!"
Yunzhe did not prepare a parachute or anything else. His basic parts were already damaged a lot, and when he came to the top to stow away, he gave these parts to people on the black market in exchange for tickets.
But if he said these words to his master, the master’s character would directly pull him to jump——
To be continued...