chapter two hundred and thirty one.(1/2)
On the way down the mountain, Zhao Jun and Zhou Chengguo had already parted ways and went home.
Before leaving the mountain ground, Zhao Jun took off his white coat, untied his leggings, and put them in his pocket.
When he got home, it was only about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, which surprised Wang Meilan. After asking Zhao Jun, he knew that he did not encounter any unpleasant things at work, the mother was relieved.
When Zhao Youcai came back in the evening, Zhao Jun did not tell him about his death in the mountains today. He just went back to his room to sleep after having supper.
It was only six o'clock, but it was already dark, and there was no entertainment these days, so it was not surprising to go to bed early.
Not only Zhao Jun, but also many of the households who had been tired for a day in the 77th Centre were also lying down, and some of them had even started to snore.
It is not easy for workers who work, and it is even more difficult for workers who work with condoms. They have to get up at around two o'clock every morning to feed the animals, and have to have breakfast at around five o'clock to prepare to go up the mountain.
In this shack, more than twenty people slept with a large kang. At this time, most of them had already lie down, either sleeping or chatting.
But there was only one person sitting slanted against the pillow, looking at the little man's book in his hand with relish with the kerosene lamp on his head.
This person is Zhang Yuanmin.
At this time, Zhang Yuanmin faintly heard that two households who were three people from him on his left were chatting.
A man named Ma Xiaoguang faced the person next to him and said, "I'll tell you something."
"What's the matter, you're talking about it?"
"Today, before I came back from the small trumpet, I saw a jumping cat with a condom coming over the side of the road."
"Then you didn't chase him?"
"Chasing." Ma Xiaoguang said mysteriously: "Guess what happened after I chased him."
"What's wrong?"
Ma Xiaoguang said: "I looked at the footprints of the jumping cat and ran into a hole."
"What's wrong? Didn't you pick it out?"
"No." Ma Xiaoguang sniffed and said, "Then he is a black slut."
"What?" the listener exclaimed, "How do you know?"
Ma Xiaoguang said: "A layer of frost hangs at the entrance of the cave, and there must be a black blind man inside."
"We can't even deal with the black man." The listener said: "That thing, you have to find someone who understands it."
Ma Xiaoguang smashed his mouth and said, "Haha, a black blind man is more than a thousand courageous. He has been working for several years. Why don't we do it with a big axe?"
"Go to your grandmother and grandson. You can't go there for many years." At this time, the person on Ma Xiaoguang's right said, "You can kill Tiancangzi at most with a big axe, but this is Dicangzi. How can you kill? I said you can stop it quickly. We don't have that technique. Will you just go to save your life?"
Upon hearing this, Ma Xiaoguang turned over and said to the person on his right: "Old Xu, you said, can I find the old man in the 78th century? Is it okay to find his nephew?"
"I can't find him." The man shook his head and said, "It seems that someone is going to find him and said, "There are people who have guns and dogs, but they can't share your few kids."
"Ah, right."
“Hahaha…”
Just then, a burst of laughter came from a distance.
Ma Xiaoguang looked in the sound and saw Zhang Yuanmin sitting up from the quilt and looking at them with a smile.
As soon as Ma Xiaoguang's sight was approached, Zhang Yuanmin put the small man's book together and laughed out loud.
"Who is calling what?"
"If you don't sleep, others won't sleep?"
"I scream at night, are you trying to die?"
For a moment, the crowd in the shack was in anger, and Jiang Jinyou, who was sleeping on Zhang Yuanmin's left, was also awakened by him.
Jiang Jinyou pushed Zhang Yuanmin for a moment and said in a daze: "I said Lao Zhang, what are you going to do if you don't sleep at night?"
When Jiang Jinyou pushed her, Zhang Yuanmin's laughter came to an abrupt end, but he turned his head and reached out to pat Jiang Jinyou and said, "Old Jiang, don't sleep, get up quickly, there is something good."
"You are fucking damn." Jiang Jinyou became even more angry when he heard this and said angrily: "It's late at night. What good things can you do? I feel sleeping quickly. I look at the whole book every day, and I don't know what you can see."
"Okay." Zhang Yuanmin nodded and said, "If you don't get up, don't blame me. Then I will take Ma Xiaoguang to kill Heixiazi Cang, don't say I won't take you with me."
"What's the thing?" Jiang Jinyou turned over and got up as soon as he heard this. He looked at Zhang Yuanmin in surprise and asked, "What did you say?"
At this time, not only Jiang Jinyou, but also all the residents who were awake in the shack turned their attention to him.
Especially Ma Xiaoguang who discovered the Heixiazi Cang.
"What's wrong? Big crotch, can you still kill Heixiazi Cang?" Ma Xiaoguang asked at Zhang Yuanmin.
Zhang Yuanmin smiled coldly, raised his head slightly, took his nostrils to Ma Xiaoguang, and said proudly: "You have left the word 'ah' and talk to me again."
Now, not only Ma Xiaoguang was surprised, but the surrounding residents looked at him in surprise.
"You are the big crotch, you are just a small handful, can you still kill Heixiazi Cang?"
"Do you still believe him? Do you listen to his vernacular? Hei Xiaozi came out, can he run away with his big crotch?"
"Hahaha……"
Everyone burst into laughter.
This laugh was so good. The sleeping condoms in the shack woke up. After asking, I realized that there was such a big bustle.
Faced with the doubts and sneering of the crowd, Zhang Yuanmin didn't care at all. He just smiled coldly, then raised his right hand, held three fingers, shook in front of everyone, and said, "I have killed three Black Shadow Cang this winter!"
"What?" Zhang Yuanmin said this and instantly shocked everyone in the shack.
Zhang Yuanmin's arrogant look was really arrogant. His confident words made everyone feel a little more trust in him.
But they didn't know that Zhang Yuanmin killed three black blind people, but not only did he fail to kill any of them, but he also almost died several times.
Seeing Zhang Yuanmin like this, these gangs of residents thought that he had killed three black bears in winter, just like three black bears.
"Are you bragging?" Among the more than 20 people, there were still sober. A man named Li Yuan asked Zhang Yuanmin directly and said, "Just like you, the little one, the tree hole is higher, and you can't even reach the ladder. Tell me how you killed me?"
Zhang Yuanmin snorted coldly and raised his neck and said, "Okay, Brother Zhang will tell you today."
A few people instantly surrounded Zhang Yuanmin and saw Zhang Yuanmin sitting in the middle. Because he was the lowest, he was suddenly covered by people around him.
But seeing Zhang Yuanmin’s high momentum, he said loudly: “The first Black Shadow Cang I killed was to use a big axe to chop it, so it would be better if I didn’t mention it.”
"Don't mention it..."
At this time, Li Yuan wanted to say something, but Zhang Yuanmin slid over. He heard his speed increase and said, "The second Cangzi I killed is also a Tiancangzi. I led our station to Chen Dalai, so he took a single-player No. 16 pouncer."
Hearing this, the crowd of people were silent and focused on Zhang Yuanmin, because what he said was a nose and eyes, which made people have to believe.
Zhang Yuanmin continued: "We all know that black blind man is powerful. He doesn't die if he doesn't hit the head or the heart, but I just have a plan and it doesn't take any effort!"
"What kind of chicken?" There is a sloppy culture, but she couldn't understand and said, "You made the big rooster hang up?"
"One plan is not a chicken, a brilliant plan!" Zhang Yuanmin explained to them, and then said: "I asked Chen Dalai to shoot directly and suffocate the black blind man in the tree warehouse."
"Isn't that courage in vain?" Even though these people don't know how to hunt, they know more or less about it in the mountains all year round.
Zhang Yuanmin waved his hand at the man and pulled the idiom and said, "You don't know anything. When I went there that day, I went to our forest farm to find the leader Zhou from the logistics department to borrow a chainsaw and beat Hei Xiaozi to death. He directly put the chainsaw and put the tree on it."
"Oh! This trick is great." Someone in the crowd exclaimed: "Chain saw, we are not short of things."
"Yes." Another person continued: "We don't have a gun, we can stab it with a knife. Just stab it to death in the tree."
"I said big crotch, you are so awesome, you are all thinking about this trick?"
"That's it!" Zhang Yuanmin smiled complacently, raised his head, looked around everyone, and asked, "Then do you know the third warehouse, how can I kill it?"
Everyone shook their heads, only to hear Zhang Yuanmin say, "I don't need a single knife or a single shot to kill this warehouse."
"Stop keeping it aside, just talk about it."
Zhang Yuanmin smiled and said, "I used explosives."
Everyone: "..."
This is a joke, you can use explosives without a single knife or a single shot.
Someone said, "Twist explosives inside, have you saw the tree again?"
"No." Zhang Yuanmin bowed slightly and lowered his head, which attracted everyone around him to bow his head. Then he heard Zhang Yuanmin say: "This is a stone warehouse. In the big jump stone pond, the chain saw is useless."
"Then why did you blow the black blind man up to death?"
"Who said he was a black blind man?" Zhang Yuanmin raised his eyebrows and said, "This is a big bear bully!"
Bear Ba!
As soon as this said, a sound of gasping in the crowd sounded. Zhang Yuanmin raised two more fingers and said proudly: "A big bear with a height of 1,200 kilograms!"
"Oh my god! How brave are you?"
"How big?" Zhang Yuanmin's hand changed, and his two fingers turned into three, saying: "The big bear gall is said to be more than three pounds!"
After hearing that Zhang Yuanmin even knew how heavy the bear gall was, he must have killed Xiong Cangzi. The crowd of traps immediately discussed it.
"Lao Zhang, what did you do?" The only person in Quanling Square called Zhang Yuanmin Lao Zhang was Jiang Jinyou. At this time, he was completely sleepy and asked Zhang Yuanmin, "Oh Chen, you can't pull it out even if you blow it up in the stone cave."
"Ha, old cow!" Zhang Yuanmin said disdainfully: "I put the explosives into the hole, then called the clams, and let the big bear pike out by himself. When most of its body was exposed, I would blow the lead a little and directly break their legs."
To be continued...