"Hahaha! It's so interesting!" Guan Hengyi smiled as he walked: "For overseas travelers, homesickness is the strongest when celebrating traditional festivals. Seeing everyone so happy is really contagious!"

"Dong dong dong, da da da da! Da la dong!" There was a loud sound of gongs, drums and cymbals ahead. It turned out that there was a lion dance performance, which started in front of the newly opened trading shop!

"Ouch, my stomach hurts! What happened? Is the glutinous rice chicken I ate in the morning unclean?" A young man in a short coat covered his stomach and hurriedly ran towards the toilet!

When passing by Guan Heng, the man handed him a big-headed Buddha mask: "Brother, please help me. I have three urgent needs. Please send this mask to the lion awakening team in front. Just say I can't ouch!"

Before the man could finish speaking, he ran away holding his stomach, turning into a gust of wind and disappearing into the distant streets!

"That's not bad. It seems that the lion's head of the awakening lion in front is worn by Qiao Xuan!" Guan Heng smiled slightly, with a sense of joking in his heart, and he immediately put the big-headed Buddha's helmet on his head: "

Haha, I will go and help him now and have some fun together!"

Since the front of the street is not wide, the lion dancing in front of the shop uses the traditional "stool lion" walking method. Before Guan Heng arrived, Qiao Xuan, who was performing the lion dance, had already performed a set of boxing techniques called

"Open pile".

The opening of the pile is a preparatory activity before the lion dance. It not only allows the lion dancers to stretch their muscles, but also attracts crowds to come and watch. It is very lively.

As the incense master of Tangmen, Qiao Xuan is proficient in the South China Boxing. His horse steps are agile and changeable. At this time, he performs a lion dance, including "opening eyes", "washing beard", "licking body" and "shaking hair" of the lion.

"Wait for normal actions and imitate them perfectly!"

The accompaniment of the lion awakening is mainly drumming. At this time, the drumbeat of the "Seven Star Drum" sounds. Qiao Xuan, who is dancing the lion's head, and the Siping horse steps under his feet suddenly turn into a unicorn horse. He turns around and moves with clouds and water, which is full of expression.

The hard bridge and hard horse of southern boxing are strong and powerful yet elegant, as stable as taking root!

But at this time, there was some little trouble!

"Strange! How can I get on the bench to pick green leaves if the big-headed Buddha doesn't come out to attract the lion?" Qiao Xuan, who was dancing the lion's head, thought anxiously: "I have already circled the outside of these benches seven or eight times.

Now, if you don’t get on the stool, you will be laughed at by the experts!”

How did Qiao Xuan know that the young man who was originally going to play the role of the big-headed Buddha was now squatting in a manhole and suffering from diarrhea?

At this time, people in the crowd who often watched lion dance began to talk about it.

"Hey, this lion head dancer is so weird. Why isn't he on the bench picking green leaves now? Is he an amateur with a mallet?"

"Haha, interesting, interesting. This is not to congratulate Brother Li on the new opening of his grocery store. He is clearly here to cause trouble!"

Qiao Xuan, who was holding the lion's head in his hand, was not deaf. When he heard the cynicism of the people in the crowd, he began to sweat on his forehead and temples: "Damn it! After we settle this place, I want to know who played the big-headed Buddha, yi

I’ll beat him until he can’t get out of bed!”

"Hey, hey, don't slow down the gongs and drums, keep beating!" At this moment, a sudden voice suddenly sounded, and the savior finally appeared!

A man wearing a big-headed Buddha mask quickly flipped forward in the air, touched the ground lightly with his feet, and landed in the middle of the field!

This move was originally done beautifully, but the person playing the big-headed Buddha seemed to have lost his footing when he landed!

"Ah ah ah" the big-headed Buddha staggered on his feet, and was about to make a big mistake. Who knew that the big cattail leaf fan in his hand suddenly fanned towards the ground, and he actually regained his footing with the help of this gust of wind.

It turns out that he used this humorous action to attract the attention of onlookers!

"Huhuhuhu" the big-headed Buddha then flashed and circled the field at an extremely fast speed, turning over with his kite on!

"Okay! This is a great move!" Most of the surrounding audience were knowledgeable. They immediately applauded Lei Dong and were excited for the wonderful performance of Big Head Buddha!

The big-headed Buddha entered the scene first, and immediately wiped away the embarrassment of the lion dancer Qiao Xuan. At this time, no one cared anymore about why Qiao Xuan didn't go to the bench to pick green flowers just now!

"Phew, this damn big-headed Buddha is finally here!" Qiao Xuan secretly wiped a cold sweat on the lion's robe: "Strange, why did the cry he made just now sound so familiar?"

"Hey, don't be in a daze anymore, Old Qiao!" The big-headed Buddha turned around and suddenly stopped in the last lap. He just happened to fly in front of the lion's head, and the cattail leaf fan gently brushed the lion's head and horn: "Are you stupid? Come on!

Get on the bench and pick green!"

"Ah! Guan Heng! It turns out you are the kid!" Qiao Xuan laughed and scolded: "I mean, how can anyone else be so handsome when playing the role of a big-headed Buddha!"

The big-headed Buddha played by Guan Heng spreads a cattail leaf fan with one arm and shouts to the drummer: "Change the five-star drum general's order!"

"Dong dong long dong dong dong dong dong" the general ordered the fast-paced drums to sound immediately! Qiao Xuan's lion head immediately showed the movements of blinking and shaking its hair, took a light step forward, put his feet up on the bench, and suddenly

Stand firm!

"Look! It's finally green! This lion's head has good skills! It's wonderful!"

"Hmph, didn't you just say that the lion-head dancer was an amateur with a mallet?"

"Hehe, well, at that time, we were watching the lion dance. It still focused on the skills of martial arts and green picking. Let's not talk about it. Let's watch the performance!"

"You brat, I'm so lucky to have you to save me this time!" After the lion dance performance, Qiao Xuan cleaned up, patted Guan Heng on the shoulder and said with a smile: "If it weren't for you, I would be really embarrassed this time!

"

"What are you talking about? I had a lot of fun too!" Guan Heng laughed and said to Qiao Xuan: "Hurry up and go home, my sister-in-law is waiting for us to come in and have dinner!"

"Yes, yes, this bitch has become more and more nagging recently!" Although Qiao Xuan's tone seemed to be complaining about his wife's nagging, in fact, his face was filled with happiness. He then smiled and said: "You

It is said that this woman's temper becomes weird when she is pregnant. Is this a common problem among all pregnant women?"

"So you have a sister-in-law?" Guan Heng suddenly laughed heartily: "Old Qiao, you are so capable. It has only been a few days and you are going to be a father again!"

"Don't let me remind you this time. I must be the deed master when the child is born!" Guan Heng patted Qiao Xuan on the shoulder and said, "Last time, your brothers from the same family got the better of you. This time, give it to me.

!”

"Well, of course it's no problem!" Qiao Xuan agreed enthusiastically: "Speaking of which, this time I asked Liu Banxian to calculate the child's approximate birth date, and found that in those days, the five elements were all missing earth and wood, and there was just one missing element in the name.

Master Qi of Civil Engineering!"

"Isn't this you? Your horizontal character is both soil and wood!" Qiao Xuan said with a smile on his face: "Even if you don't say anything, you must be the godfather of my baby!"

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