The fly in the ointment banquet
"Hey, Ah Heng. Pin??" Qinghuang gently tugged on his sleeve at this time and whispered in his ear: "Gu Sangnu is simple and straightforward, you can't teach her those 'messy' things.
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"Uh?!" When Guan Heng heard this, sweat broke out on his forehead, and he immediately said in an aggrieved tone: "What are you talking about? I won't do such a thing, please don't ruin my reputation, okay?"
"Qing, Qingyu..." Qinghuang almost laughed out loud when she heard these two words: "You, please don't say this word so easily, okay? It will make me laugh!"
"So, Sister Gu Sang wants to accept the teachings of my brother-in-law with me?" Xiao Hei was very happy at the moment: "Great, recently he always scolded me for not paying attention, always thinking about throwing dice, and even hit me on the forehead.
Now, someone can share the 'blame'."
Hearing this, Guan Heng's face darkened immediately. He cleared his throat seriously and said, "Ahem, damn girl, don't talk nonsense!"
"Qinghuang, look, my brother-in-law is scaring me again." As he said that, Xiaohei retreated behind Qinghuang, and Guan Heng glared at her: "Huh, I'll show you later."
When the eight divine beasts saw how noisy these guys were, they couldn't laugh or cry, so they said in unison: "Everyone, I won't delay your chat, I will continue to sleep later."
"Okay, let's all go to bed." Guan Heng waved his hand and said, "It won't be long before we return to the spirit world. In order to safely pass through the space gap tunnel, you must continue to recharge your batteries."
"Okay." The gods and beasts agreed, and immediately shook their souls and retracted into the belt gem. The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional. Yun Xiaopiao, Huang Teng and Wang Tong once again heard Guan Heng's words about leaving, and their expressions were filled with confusion.
He looked gloomy and seemed a little reluctant to leave this old friend.
"Everyone, I am a wandering traveler. Meeting and leaving with friends is a normal thing." Guan Heng looked at them, then sighed and said, "Can you meet me for a little while?
A little wish.”
After hearing this, the three divine envoys immediately said in unison: "Brother Guan, just speak, and we will all obey."
"So, how is 'Smiling' different from us?" Guan Heng looked at them and said: "I hope that after I leave, you can still live a carefree and happy life, that's all."
"You brat!" After Wang Tong and Huang Teng heard this, they couldn't help but punch him on the shoulder, and then said with a bitter smile: "Even in the end, you didn't forget to think about us. We have such a friend.
, I have nothing else to ask for in this life.”
"Yes, Brother Guan, you have rescued us many times. It is difficult to repay such kindness, but the most unforgettable thing is the sincere friendship between you and the three of us!"
Having said this, Yun Xiaopiao bowed and saluted: "Please accept my bow."
"Sister Yun is right." Wang Tong and Huang Teng said in unison: "Please bear with me and pay my respects."
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't do this." Seeing this, Qinghuang wanted to help them up, but Guan Heng stopped her with his hands and whispered: "Don't stop them. If you don't do this,
After we leave, these three of us will probably feel uneasy."
"I see..." Qinghuang's heart tightened, and she looked at Ruotao, Xiaohei and Gu Sangnu who were all eclipsed on the left and right, and couldn't help but sigh.
But at this moment, Guan Heng suddenly clapped his hands and said: "Everyone, let's talk about separation when we say goodbye. I'm very hungry now. How about we hold a banquet and have a good meal?"
"Okay, I'm going to take out all the good wine I have collected." Wang Tong said, pulling up the yellow vine and running out the door. He also shouted: "Girls, Sister Yun, please take care of the kitchen."
Already."
Hearing this, they smiled and said in unison: "Don't worry, leave it to us."
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Wang Tong and the others put a lot of effort into this banquet. In addition to all kinds of fresh fruits, vegetables, and delicacies from mountains and rivers, there were also many ginseng, mushrooms, and lingcao, which was really rich.
In this way, everyone ate, drank, and talked loudly. The banquet lasted from noon to the second half of the night.
"Strange thing... I, why do I feel dizzy?!"
After being coaxed and tricked into drinking a bowl of wine by Guan Heng and the others, Ruotao felt that her head was dizzy and she wanted to take a nap. She said in shock: "I am a dignified body of a corpse, uh... because,
Why are you drunk?"
"Hahaha, how do I know?" Guan Heng clapped his hands and laughed beside him: "Maybe it's your psychological effect? You can't be drunk." As he said that, he picked up the wine bowl and handed it to Gu Sangnu next to him.
Mouth: "Here, take another sip."
"I don't!" Gu Sangnu said with a sad face: "This bad wine is crying, spicy and choking. It doesn't taste good at all. I don't want to drink it!"
"Hey hey hey, that's not up to you." Guan Heng was now drunk and full of alcohol. He immediately waved his hands and shouted: "Catch this girl, it's a forced drink. I, I have to let you drink it."
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"Pah, pah!" As soon as he finished his words, Qinghuang and Ruotao had already grabbed Gu Sangnu's arms unsteadily, and they said with a smile: "I, I am already drunk, sisters share the blessing.
How can I let you go if I share the same responsibility?"
"You obviously only want to make things difficult for me, where is Xiao Hei?!"
"She? She drank a full bowl and slipped under the table..." When Guan Heng said this, he immediately blocked the other person's mouth and poured the wine in: "You can drink it for me."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Seeing this scene, the drunk Wang Tong, Huang Tengji and Yun Xiaopiao clapped their hands and laughed: "Haha, another one fell down!"
By this time, everyone was enjoying their drinks. Guan Heng stretched out his hand to grab a large piece of barbecue in the bowl, but in the blink of an eye, a tail swung out from under the table, wrapped around the barbecue and quickly retracted it.
"This is unreasonable. This young master is the ancestor of stealing food. How dare you do something in front of me?!" Guan Heng pretended to be annoyed. He reached under the table and immediately pulled out the white-browed old monkey with the barbecue in his mouth.
Seeing the smile on the other person's face, still chewing meat in his mouth, Guan Heng slapped it on the forehead, and then said with a smile: "You bastard, you know that you are a solitary eater. There is a banquet today, and everyone has a share.
Don't just eat it yourself, call the camels, corpse horses and salamanders quickly."
"Jiji!" After three mouthfuls of the roasted meat, the old monkey immediately ran out and called everyone.
At this time, Guan Heng picked up the bowl and took a big sip of wine, then waved his hand and said: "Big bastard, you guys haven't had fireworks for a long time, right? Come on, let's eat and drink together, think of it as... uh... a reward
Chapter completed!