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Chapter 5: Difficult Huan Drunk

Seeing He Yushui was confused, the brother and sister were all brainless and had lived together for many years, how can they not know what the situation of their family is?

It's good to have her stupidity, so I'll go drink.

"What are you doing? Let the three old men wait for you. I don't see you when I work and I still have to wait for you when I eat. Why don't you go to heaven?"

"Hey, Sha Zhu said you are stupid, you are not stupid at all! I didn't miss it once when I put eye drops on me! Why did I go? I asked Yushui to put the steamed buns on and bring vegetables to dinner with the deaf old lady. Did I make the wrong arrangement?"

"Yes, yes."

"This child Damao has really grown up!"

"I know how to respect the elderly and be a good child."

The three old men rushed to praise Xu Damao. None of the people in the yard dared to sing the opposite tune when it came to the matter of the deaf old lady.

The deaf old lady and the military martyrs' families, "husband and son" all sacrificed their lives for the country. The country took several trips to the sanatorium and refused to go to it, saying that she didn't want to cause trouble to the country!

The old lady is a person with a title in the Commander's Mansion! Who dares to be disrespectful to her?

Even "Jia Fei" followed:

"Damao is really good now. He knows how to take care of the elderly is a good idea!"

Everyone praised him all the time, and Sha Zhu pouted and looked dissatisfied.

"Stop praising me, my face will turn red if I praise you."

Hahahahahaha....

"Why don't you start?"

Sha Zhu said: "Come on, let's have a drink together."

Jia Fei said: "No, Damao opened the door today, so you must have three cups together!"

The third uncle said: "It makes sense. When you open the door, you should pay attention to the three yangs and open the Tai. It's just right to have three cups together."

The third uncle is a scholar. When he said this, he pretended to understand what he understood or didn’t understand, and said that he should do this.

Sha Zhu asked for another boring and depressed. Everyone started three cups together.

Xu Damao said: "Three uncles, you three should be ordering me, but can you please tell me a few words first, or just a few words, or I am afraid that I will fall down before I can say anything."

Hahahahahaha....

"Then let Damao talk first." The second uncle made his statement first.

The first and third uncles also said, "Da Mao still needs to practice drinking capacity."

During the Chinese New Year, we sometimes drink together. Everyone knows about Xu Damao’s alcohol tolerance, at most half a pound, and then they lose their minds!

"Then I will go beyond it, just a few words."

"The first cup is to wish our motherland prosperity and strength!"

Everyone was fooled by just one sentence! When did everyone drink and brag? When did they start using the country?

This is so awesome. If you have the chance in the future, where will you have to set up a storefront? Especially the second uncle, who is so excited that his face is thrusting!

Everyone finished their first drink.

Xu Damao said: "I hope our factory will get better and better in this second cup!"

Let's have a second cup together.

Xu Damao continued: "This third cup, I wish our courtyard will always be harmonious and healthy."

Although everyone doesn’t know what harmony is, they are embarrassed to ask, it seems that they are not of level.

But Ankang understood, so we all had the third cup together.

Xu Damao continued: "In the fourth cup, I wish all the three uncles all their wishes come true, Brother Jia is healthy, and the more you cook Shazhu cuisine, the better you get!"

Everyone had the fourth cup together, and after drinking Jia Fei, he stopped doing it.

"I said Damao, you wish all the three uncles what they want come true. Why do you wish me good health? Do you think I'm not strong?"

"Not Brother Jia, I heard from my friend yesterday that a woman is like a wolf in her thirty and a tiger in her thirty. You are about to enter a dangerous time. Isn't I wish you good health? Only by being strong can you beat jackals, tigers and leopards!"

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

The three old men were so happy that Jia Fei looked embarrassed. This joke was really a bit ahead of time!

Only Sha Zhu asked in a confused look on his face.

"Xu Damao, why are you bragging about? There are jackals, tigers and leopards in this Sijiu City? Who are you scaring?"

Hahahahahahahahahaha...

Only Sha Zhu was confused.

"For the last thing, please allow and help from the three uncles."

"What's the matter, Damao, ordinary things are not a matter."

These three people were so happy that they agreed without even listening to the conditions.

"That's right. I'll have to go to the countryside alone to play movies from now on? The road is too dark. I want to raise a dog. I will take it to the countryside with me in the future. Give me some courage and can protect national property at will."

"Damao Sijiu City does not allow large-scale livestock farming. This dog is probably still able to be raised, but how do you guarantee that the dog will not bite the child? There are many children in our yard?"

A man asked

"Don't worry, if you raise a dog, I will take it with you everywhere. If you can't take it, I will shut the dog in the house and never give it a chance to hurt the child!"

"It's fine, what do you two think?"

"I think it's OK."

"In the yard, it's okay if you don't bite the child."

The other two old men were the shortest to eat people, so this little thing would not make things difficult for Xu Damao.

"Then I'll thank the three uncles!"

Next we entered the drinking stage, and there was no good drinking style in this era.

So Xu Damao said, "I'll have a drink order. Everyone can participate together, but they have to know how to calculate."

"We can't play with what kind of arithmetic, thousands or thousands."

"No need to have a few thousand or thousands, just a multiple of 7 or 7.

For example, a man called you, 1 first, let’s follow the sun, who will go down there, who will shout 2..."

Xu Damao told everyone about the rules of these seven changes.

Alas, everyone feels it’s fun, I haven’t played it before.

No one will admit that anyone is stupid. If you add multiples of seven, you will even call it wrong if you are more simple.

So after a few rounds, Sha Zhu lay down!

The three uncles behind him lay down!

The first and second uncles also lay down!

Only Jia Fei and Xu Damao were left, and he was still fighting for wine. Xu Damao was dizzy since he started to drink. He opened his mouth directly into the space, so he is now the "Divine God."

After a while, Jia Fei drank!

Xu Damao went to the second uncle's house and asked his children to get the second uncle back.

When they went to the deaf old lady, they called Yushui. The two of them brought Sha Zhu home, then brought a man home, and took away the man's steamed buns to Yushui.

Notify the third uncle's house and take the person away.

Finally, he called Qin Huairu to play Jia Fei. Xu Damao pretended to be drunk. When he was holding Jia Fei, he deliberately took off his hands. Qin Huairu ran away in Xu Damao's arms!

Xu Damao hugged Qin Huairu's arm and thrust his hands upwards.

"Brother Jia, you are so awesome. Look at your pectoralis muscles, they are so big!"

I turned around and went to the second uncle's house and asked for help.

Seeing that Qin Huairu did not turn against her, she continued to pretend to be drunk. When she pretended to be drunk, she had to pretend to be full and perform a silent drama of one person at the housing price.

The two children of the second uncle's family put Jia Fei on the bed together with Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu's face was still red! After thinking about it, she said to her mother-in-law: "Mom! Xu Damao's family has all been exposed, but there is still a lot of meat left. Do I want me to clean up the table at Xu Damao's family?"

These days, white flour is rare, and meat is even rarer.

Jia Zhang said: "Go quickly, I'll take care of Fei'er. You go and help clean it. Just check it out. Are there any other ones that are fried? They are so drunk that they won't remember anything tomorrow!"

"Okay, I'll go and help his house clean up. It's hard for a man to clean up."

"Yes, just go quickly, or the third uncle's house should go in a while!"
Chapter completed!
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