Chapter 66: The pigs are in trouble!

"Silly Zhu, don't falsely accuse me!"

When Xu Damao heard this, his expression changed and he became a little panicked.

To know.

After he was drunk, he had no consciousness at all. There is no guarantee that such a thing could really happen.

Otherwise, how can we explain that all the pants are missing?

But no matter what, Xu Damao will not admit it, otherwise once the charges are confirmed, he will be a hooligan!

If anyone knew about this, he would be detained at the police station for at least half a month.

"Then tell me, where did your pants go?"

"Yes, Xu Damao, if you didn't do anything bad, where were your pants?

Someone in the crowd also spoke.

"Everyone, just be quiet for a moment!"

Seeing this scene, the elder Yi Zhonghai frowned and said: "Let's not talk about whether Xu Damao molested the girl after being drunk. Let him find his pants first."

"If we can't find it, we will consider whether to send Xu Damao to the security department for processing..."

While saying this.

Yi Zhonghai also looked at Xu Damao with some hatred for iron.

You said Xu Damao...

It doesn't matter if you get drunk, you can even lose your pants!

If he really did something to disgrace this little girl, and someone came to visit him, their courtyard house would be completely disgraced!

"Security Section?"

Hearing this, Xu Damao's face turned pale with fright, and he suddenly woke up from sleepiness and drunkenness.

If he was sent to the security department because he drank alcohol and molested a little girl.

If he loses his job, he will probably have no hope of finding a partner in the future!

"Master, don't panic, I can guarantee with my personality that Xu Damao is definitely not such a person..."

"You, Xu Damao, are the only ones who still have character? Why are you talking about cross talk so early in the morning?"

Jiang Chen sneered.

"Silly Zhu, you..."

When Xu Damao heard this, he also stared angrily.

But when I thought that the most important thing for me now was to find the pants, I didn't continue to find out. Instead, I started to think about what happened after I was drunk.

pity……

No matter how Xu Damao recalled it, he could not remember what happened last night, and there was cold sweat on his forehead.

"Why, you can't remember?"

"Otherwise Xu Damao, if you call me grandpa, maybe I can help you figure out where you lost your pants?"

Jiang Chen said quietly.

"Silly Zhu, I'm warning you, don't take advantage of the situation!"

"Okay, then if you don't want to call, we can only wait for the people from the security department to solve this matter today!"

Jiang Chen shook his head and looked at Yi Zhonghai and others.

"Did you all see it?"

"It's not that I don't want to help Xu Damao, it's that he himself refuses to speak."

"grandfather……"

The next second, Xu Damao closed his eyes and suddenly spoke.

"???Xu Damao, what did you just say? I didn't hear clearly!"

"grandfather--!"

"Hey, grandson, you are so good!"

Seeing Xu Damao's aggrieved look, Jiang Chen was in a good mood. He nodded and said, "Let me help you think about it. After I sent you back last night, I went back to rest. At that time, you were still wearing your pants...

…When I found you this morning, you were in the pig pen…”

"Maybe you lost your underwear in the pig pen!"

"..."

These words made Xu Damao dumbfounded and secretly annoyed at the same time.

If he had thought of such a simple thing earlier, wouldn't he have had to call Jiang Chen "Grandpa" so aggrievedly just now?

Later.

Everyone also came to the pig pen in the backyard.

"This little pig seems to have grown up a lot after not seeing you for a few days..."

Looking at the piglets in the pigsty, the second uncle Liu Haizhong also said in surprise.

How old were the two little pigs when Yi Zhonghai brought them back?

It can fit in a bamboo basket.

But now?

This physique has at least doubled!

"The pillars are all well maintained!"

"Hey, this pig goes to sleep after eating and eats when it wakes up. Can it not gain weight?"

Jiang Chen also waved his hands.

As he spoke, he suddenly pointed somewhere.

"Isn't that Xu Damao's underpants?"

Everyone also looked in the direction of Jiang Chen's finger and saw that one of the piglets had a pair of red pants on its buttocks.

"puff--"

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Xu Damao, Xu Damao, didn't you have sex with a pig last night?"

"Damn it, Xu Damao, you are such a beast, you don't even let the pigs go!"

"Xu Damao, you didn't molest the little girl last night, but why did you bring disaster to this pig...?"

"me……"

At this moment, Xu Damao also felt that he was speechless.

This one rides on a horse.

Even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won’t be able to wash yourself away!

At this moment, Xu Damao wished he could not find his underpants.

He would rather be misunderstood as molesting a girl than to be known that he slept with a pig and did something to the pig while drunk.

From now on, if someone introduces you to someone.

As soon as the other party heard the name.

Oh, it turns out you are that Xu Damao who slept with pigs!

Which girl would fall in love with such a person!

At this moment, Xu Damao was completely despairing.

I vaguely understood that in this life, I seemed to have been excluded from the courtship sequence.

…………

After Xu Damao's underwear was found in the pig pen, the matter was naturally dropped.

but……

Since Xu Damao's behavior was offensive to morals, the angry Yi Zhonghai ordered him to sweep the yard for a month as punishment.

And within this month, he will also have to bear the responsibility of supporting the deaf old lady.

certainly.

The aftermath of this incident goes far beyond that.
To be continued...