Chapter 149 There is only one funny ratio
A dramatic game ended. When Vardy saw the video replay on the bus, he realized how funny he was...
Sorry, Martin!
I blamed you wrongly!
Damn it was actually the wind blowing in!
So the question is, how to calculate this ball?
Isn't it my own mistake?
Vardy really feels like she is desperate at this moment!
Along the way, his teammates looked at Vardy and suppressed their smiles. A little accidentally, they sprayed out a sip of water, making Vardy's face turn black.
There is no way, who makes me funny!
Fortunately, although the process was very scary, I finally won the game and completed the task myself, and everyone was happy.
But Moyes has never given himself a good look and looks very scary.
In fact, Vardy's performance in this game made all fans feel a little laughed and collapsed, especially in the last moment.
"Actually, I really didn't understand what this guy was going to do at the beginning, but later I found out that this guy wanted to delay time, but delay time and delay the own goal. This is the first time I have seen him!"
"Cuteness can be contagious. Look at Martin's butt sticking out, I think Everton is all fallen!"
"Football has been around for more than 100 years. In the past 100 years, there have been two kings of football, and many successors of kings of football, but there is only one funny guy!"
"There is only one earth, so please take care of the earth. There is only one funny Vardy, so please take care of this funny!"
"I think Vardy will definitely be punished by Moyes when she looks back. I really want to see Valdy in a dress again, but I suggest Moyes can change into a maid outfit?"
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The media have become accustomed to Vardy's funny guys on the court. Every time they report, their newspaper sales will increase greatly.
Fans are also happy with Vardy's funny behavior, and they feel that they will not eat or sleep well if they don't watch it for a week.
There are even special gambling companies that open markets and make various alternative theme betting, such as whether Vardy will be funny in this game, and what kind of funny methods will they use...
Vardy's funny has become a special phenomenon in English football. Many experts and scholars have even begun to study his funny behavior. From the perspective of psychology and biology, it is very trending to become a real discipline!
Not to mention anything else, regardless of whether Vardy can bring improvements to the team's performance, the attention he brought alone has made Everton make a fortune.
So much so that before the winter transfer window was closed, countless clubs had expressed their interest in Vardy.
Although Manchester United has given up on the idea of retrieving Vardy in the winter window, it does not mean that Manchester United does not need Vardy. Sir Ferguson has regarded Vardy as an important puzzle for Manchester United's reconstruction, as important as Rooney, Ronaldo. How could it be sold so easily!
Many clubs have turned to Vardy's work. As long as Vardy has a public quarrel with the club, they still have the chance to be swept out so that they can get a bargain.
Raiola became the guest of honor for the chairman or bosses of various clubs, but Vardy had the first words. Raiola had no choice but to make decisions for Valdi, and it was difficult to even instigate him, which made Raiola very upset.
However, he has fully seen the potential in Vardy. In the future, Vardy will inevitably become his money tree. How could he be so short-sighted and quarrel with Vardy now!
The trivial matters outside the world are not annoying to Vardy, so he has enough energy to compete with the system.
Speaking of which, Vardy took advantage of the system's loopholes when completing the task, and no triple door frames hit the opponent's door frames. This is also what he is worried about the system's debt.
Sure enough, when the system was performing task calculations, it did not count the foot frame that was finally exchanged for the cost of an own goal.
"System prompt: After review and calculation, the host hits the door frame with both feet in the game, and determines that the task fails. The penalty for failure is to collide with the door frame in the next game!"
"The system reminds you: Don't try to resist evading punishment. This system has ten thousand ways to deal with you!"
In the face of unscrupulous systems, Vardy must fight.
"You've calculated it wrong. I've finished the triple-legged door frame. The third kick was hit on the post in the half. If you don't believe me, please review it!"
"System prompt: It doesn't count when hitting the door frame of your own half-court!"
"You didn't say it in advance. You should take a closer look at the task instructions. There is no regulation on who must be hit on. I think it's worthy of you to be stuck on the opponent's post!"
"System prompt: Please do not deliberately misinterpret the task instructions of this system!"
"I care about you. I understand that way anyway. Don't give me any final explanation right to the system. Anyway, my task has been completed!"
Then the system was silent for a long time, which made Vardy nervous for a long time.
"System prompt: Humph, this time you have completed the task, this system will pay attention to the rigorous wording in the future. Don't think about taking advantage of my loopholes!"
Ouch!
Very arrogant!
Vardy knew that the system would definitely compromise, after all, this was a problem it had caused itself.
So Vardy happily accepted the mission reward.
Needless to say, the free characteristic points are stored, and he has no place to use them now.
What he really cares about was the wrist guard of the Barbarian King, which sounds so amazing, and it must be a very awesome equipment.
Barbarian King wrist guard: After wearing it, slightly increase the power of the host in fighting collisions, and slightly improves the body balance after the host collision.
No wonder it is called the Barbarian King’s Blade, it turns out that it means a barbarian!
It looks quite practical, but the two dazzling words are "slightly", which is very embarrassing!
According to his estimate, if he had bumped into Drogba before, he could fly 2 meters away and bring the wrist guards of the Barbarian King, he could only fly 1.9 meters away.
OK, better than nothing!
If you accumulate too much in the future, if you wear 20 wrist guards, you can knock Drogba away if you don’t just turn it backwards!
The most critical problem is that even if he has 20 wrist guards, he doesn't have 20 wrists...
No matter what, he took advantage of this task this time, and it may not be so easy next time. The system also said that it will pay more attention to the rigor of wording in the future!
But this time I took advantage of the system, and with the system's urinary nature, I will definitely find the situation back.
What you may have to face next is a very difficult task!
Chapter completed!