Chapter 152 Give me butter hand?
"Let me do it!" Vardy's firm voice rang.
Moyes looked behind him, and the people around him turned to look at the person who was talking.
This person is Vardy!
Vardy never expected that Everton would have suffered a massacre today.
Chelsea was wiped out in his previous life. In the game against the thug Reading, the two goalkeepers died heroically one after another, and in the end, Terry had to play the goalkeeper!
Everton also destroyed the family today. Although it is not as tragic as Chelsea, the fact that no one can guard the goal!
Ferguson is tall and big, but it is suitable for guest goalkeepers, which is why Moyes wants to replace him.
But no one expected that Vardy actually stood up at this time.
Moyes looked at Vardy from top to bottom and curled his lips.
"Stop making trouble, okay? Just your height is so funny?" Moyes felt that Vardy was here to make trouble.
Vardy's face was full of black lines. Can you always joke about my height?
Will you be discriminated against if you have a short body?
"Boss, I'm very strong in the goalkeeper. It turns out that when I was in the youth training camp, I was the goalkeeper!"
In order to make a temporary guest appearance at the goalkeeper, Vardy began to fool and fool!
"Then your youth training coach should really be fired!" Moyes was still a little disdainful.
Valdy was really anxious and grabbed Moyes, "Boss, I've been betting once anyway, and Ferguson has never guarded the door. Why can't I let me try it? Even if I'm more than ten centimeters short, it won't have much impact!"
Moyes saw the firmness in Vardy's eyes, and suddenly he didn't believe that Vardy would succeed, so his expression eased.
"Okay, then you go, but you must bring me victory back!" Moyes said loudly after pondering for a while.
Vardy nodded and returned to the field to start wearing goalkeeper equipment.
Wright cried and helped him dress, while lit up in Valdy's ear. Although Wright did not perform well on the spot, he still had the strength.
However, Vardy's attention was not on him. At this time, his consciousness had entered the system.
Why did Vardy recommend himself as a temporary guest goalkeeper?
The answer is very simple.
Star possession card (Batz)
This is Vardy's confidence.
Previously, the star possession card was opened in the virus in the system.
Vardy originally thought that this thing was just a waste and would never be used for the rest of her life, so she could only lie quietly in the corner and get moldy and spider webs.
But unexpectedly, in just a few days, I had already found a place to use it.
What a fortune is so good!
Without hesitation, he ate the star possession card, and Valdi became the incarnation of French national goal Badz, gaining some of his abilities.
Only after the light faded, Valdy could see the abilities he had gained.
There are no restrictions on the star possession card. After use, three special abilities of the star will be randomly selected, and the others will not be inherited.
It didn't matter if this sounded, Vardy almost blew his breath.
Damn!
Do you want to be so cheating?
Vardy really felt the system's deep malicious intention towards him!
The first two special abilities are good, namely goal-line save technology and penalty save technology, which are essential abilities for an excellent goalkeeper.
But what happened to the last "butter hand"?
No wonder this bald man is always called a butterfly man. This is such a special ability. It would be strange if he doesn’t have a butterfly man!
The system is so terrible. This is not a random choice. It is obviously a bully!
At this moment, Vardy's confidence disappeared.
He knew how much Battz was butterfly, but this guy was a god in the national team, but he was simply a disaster in the club!
Everyone, prepare popcorn and Coke. Next, please enjoy the Hollywood disaster blockbuster starring Vardy. This is another truly disaster film produced by Fubi Film and Television Group after "Titanic" and "2012".
Vardy was really crying.
However, his first task after a guest appearance as the goalkeeper was to face Chelsea's penalty kick.
Seeing Lampard putting the ball at the penalty spot, Vardy had the urge to escape.
It seems that I have some ability to save the ball, do you need to worry so much?
Vardy tried to calm himself down.
Suddenly I remembered that when I was playing in the league with Chelsea, Lampard's grandson seemed to have torn his pants...
It was too chaotic at that time and I didn’t have time to reason with him. After so long, did I seem to be embarrassed?
Vardy suddenly smiled at Lampard.
"I'll take off your pants in a while!"
Vardy passed this sentence to Lampard with his lips.
The magic lamp that received the message instantly felt the anus tightening, and his hands unconsciously protected his pants.
However, Vardy's funny thing is not over yet.
I have seen many goalkeepers in my previous life who would make various interferences to the free throwers when they save the penalty kick. Now he also wants to try it!
"Now start doing the eighth set of radio gymnastics - the vitality of youth!"
"Step on the spot!"
"one"
"two"
"three"
......
In the inexplicable eyes of everyone, Vardy began his radio gymnastics performance.
Well, the district education committee is coming to inspect, I have to practice well!
Lampard's expression is so wonderful. As a professional player for so many years, he has not experienced much penalty kicks, but he has also seen many goalkeepers' methods and tricks. But he is so funny like Vardy, it's the first time he has seen him!
The Everton fans in the stands were all about to get cramped. Although the situation facing the team was very serious, they were still amused by Vardy.
Moyes felt that he might have made another fatal mistake--he shouldn't believe Valdi's.
This guy is the kind of guy who is always funny when he is busy. How could he be so serious about guarding the gate? Now, he is starting to be funny again!
Lampard was a little cautious. Although he felt that the funny guy in front of him was not threatening, he still had to be more serious, so his eyes became sharper.
Vardy found that his radio gymnastics did not seem to have achieved the expected results, and Lampard didn't even react!
This guy must have lacked childhood, otherwise he would give him another set of eye exercises?
Just as Vardy was hesitating, the referee's whistle sounded.
Lampard directly started the run-up and pushed the shot, and the ball flew towards the lower left corner of the goal.
Vardy stared at Lampard attentively, and was ready when he just started.
In which direction does this guy want to kick?
Left or right?
Should you judge the direction in advance and rush out?
Forget it, I'd better wait in the middle to pounce.
Seeing the direction of the ball flying, Vardy instantly flew into the fish, stretched out his body, and his standard save movement was shown in front of everyone.
It's reached! It's reached!
It's almost there!
Go out for me!
Vardy shouted in his heart, using all his strength!
Chapter completed!