"Why are you late?" Rooney asked Valdy in confusion.

Of course, Vardy wouldn't tell Rooney that he had a lot of fun last night.

"Uh, traffic jams on the road!"

Rooney rolled his eyes. A normal person would not believe this excuse except idiots.

"Then why are you late?" Vardy looked at Rooney in confusion.

When asked this, Rooney's face suddenly became ugly, and she seemed very angry.

"I'm so angry that I was having sex with my girlfriend last night. The light on the ceiling suddenly fell down and hit my butt. Look, it's all swollen!"

Rooney said angrily, wanting to lift his pants to show Valdy.

Vardy waved his hands repeatedly, saying that he would not look at it, and he was afraid of needle holes.

Besides, even if you haven’t been hit, your butt will be swollen, okay? It’s so swollen!

"You should feel glad that if it fell a few minutes earlier, it might have hit your head!" Vardy touched Rooney's head and comforted him earnestly.

Rooney looked confused and didn't understand what Vardy meant.

"Why did it hit my head?"

Vardy sighed, what a simple child!

Although Rooney didn't understand, the teammates next to him could hear it clearly and all laughed out loud.

"Well, Wayne should like it!"

"Yes, it tastes great!"

"You should be grateful!"

"I think your tongue skills should be as good as your football skills!"

......

At this time, no matter how slow Rooney was, she should have understood, so Rooney chased and killed Valdy again on the training ground.

Looking at the two energetic bastards, Ferguson felt a dazed in front of him, as if he had returned to the past. At that time, Class 92 was also young...

Many years have passed in a flash, and the green boys have become veterans on the battlefield, and they are almost retired.

Perhaps when this wave of players grows up, you can really rest.

......

"Wayne, you should learn mechanical dance from me. Your celebration moves are so uncharacteristic!" After enough trouble, Vardy finally got up from under Rooney and quickly changed the topic.

However, Vardy did not lie. Rooney was very talented and entered his peak period when he debuted. His goal efficiency was also very good. Without considering hair loss and private life issues, this guy only needs to complain about his celebratory actions.

There is no new idea, except for a combination of punches, or it will be like opening your arms as if you want to fly, monotonous and boring.

Rooney's head was shaking like a rattle.

"No, can your cramps be called mechanical dance?" Rooney also despised the international dance of Vardinar's rural style.

Well, the Liu Neng that Valdy was expecting was disappointed, although he felt that Rooney really looked like Liu Neng, with a shiny big head...

"Then forget it, even if you want to learn, I'm not willing to teach you, and you won't pay for the tuition!" Vardy looked like "I deserved that you don't understand the style."

But Vardy seemed to have a sudden enlightenment, "Or what if we design a few combinations of celebrations?"

Rooney's eyes lit up, thinking that this was a good idea, and he was also the kind of person who loved the excitement.

"Take me one, take me one!" Ronaldo suddenly joined in, which scared Rooney and Vardy.

Vardy thought Ronaldo was still immersed in the sadness of losing his father, so he hadn't communicated much with him these days, but judging from his current appearance, he probably gradually got out of the haze!

After the training, the three of them gathered together and started to whisper, designing those very cool or very hilarious combinations of celebration actions. They had a lot of ideas and quickly finalized a lot. Perhaps this season is enough!

Of course, some designs cannot be completed by the three of them alone, so I'd better say hello to a few teammates in advance. I believe that these bastards led by Ferdinand will definitely be willing to join in the fun.

......

When he returned home, Vardy couldn't wait to enter the system. He wanted to know what new tricks the system could come up with this time.

"System prompt: The system is attacked, the task module disappears, and cannot be restored. Now add the "Preset Task" module!"

"System tip: Add a funny achievement system!"

"System prompt: Consider the host's popularity, open off-site funny calculations, and limit them to twice a month!"

"System prompt: Cancel fragments without clear directional characteristics, and all fragments in the future have clear directionality!"

......

A series of prompt sounds made Vardy feel as if his ears were bombed.

Looking at it one by one, Vardy felt that the system might have another big move this time.

The cancellation of the task system is a wish made by oneself, so there is no way to recover after it disappears.

Valdy never expected that the system would add a so-called "preset task" module.

As the name suggests, it is actually that Vardy himself can post tasks to himself before the game, match rewards and punishments independently, rewards are issued after the task is completed, and punishments are imposed after failure.

Although it is also a task, how can the cheating task released by the system be comparable to the tasks designed by Vardy himself?

For example, before a game, Vardy can pre-design it, and he will dance a shocking dance before the game begins;

Then enter the preset task module and add this task independently;

Next, it is to measure rewards and punishments. For example, if Vardy wants to reward a feature point, the system thinks that the reward is too high, it will not be true. Vardy sets another 0.5 feature points, and the system thinks that the reward is almost the same, so the reward is fixed;

The same is true for the task punishment. Vardy thinks that one hair can be lost after failure as a punishment. The system thinks it is too light. Vardy sets to lose another 10 hairs. The system thinks it is suitable and the punishment is fixed;

So, a fresh task was completed!

"Preset mission: Do a shocking dance on the court before the next game begins."

"Task Reward: 0.5 Free Feature Points!"

"Punishment of failure: The host loses 10 hairs!"

It seems that this is no different from the tasks released by the system, but this was designed by Vardy himself and could definitely be completed by himself. It is not much harder than giving himself a reward directly. As for punishment, just take a look.

At present, this preset task is completely for Vardy, as if players independently create the world when playing games.

However, Vardy always feels that the system is not so kind. Although the system's goal is to train himself to become the funny star, it is probably difficult to achieve without being messed up. Vardy feels that he has grasped the original intention of the system long ago.

But after the cheating mission system was killed, the system was so willing to give itself the whole benefit?
Chapter completed!