"Chelsea's chance, Lampard got the ball!"

"But his position is not good, what choice will he make?"

"Lampard did not pass the ball, he chose to do it alone!"

"Fake action, cycling, this is a very rare extraordinary action on Lampard!"

"Vardy's defensive ability is not outstanding. Can he defend Lampard?"

"It's over, my goodness, Lampard dodged Vardy's defense. In front of the extraordinary people Lampard was not good at, Vardy was actually shaken away from the center of gravity!"

"Lampard dribbles the ball and continues to move forward, Manchester United's defensive players have no time to stop him. Will he start the first record for Chelsea?"

"Oh no, Vardy hasn't given up yet, the side and rear tackles, Lampard is in danger!"

"Oh my God, what did we see?"

"Vardy's shoe nails were actually scratched on Lampard's shorts, and Lampard's shorts were torn off!"

“What exactly happened?”

"Lampard's underwear was exposed under the gaze of tens of thousands of fans on the court and millions of fans in front of the TV!"

"My God is so incredible. The tough guy Lampard's underwear actually printed on it suddenly appeared Snow White and the seven dwarves. My God, my worldview is about to collapse!"

The broadcast commentator was passionately explaining Lampard's attack, but this time, he almost didn't swear in front of millions of fans.

Not to mention the commentator, even Vardy is leaning on the lawn and looking up at the little ** exposed by Lampard, his expression is dazed, and thousands of beasts in his heart roar past.

Although I always thought jokingly, I pulled off Lampard's shorts by myself. If the exposed little ** is a very sexy color, then Lampard will be embarrassed.

But although the color is not a sexy color now, this pattern is too cute!

Unexpectedly, a tough guy like Lampard, actually has a childlike heart. Oh no, this should be a girlish heart, right?

If the pattern on ** is a cat and a mouse, it can be said that Lampard is still childlike and misses his beautiful childhood.

But how do you explain this Snow White and the seven dwarfs?

The fans in the stands didn't see it very clearly. Lampard immediately blushed and put on his shorts. The keen live director directly captured this scene, and the fans who were guarding the TV were almost infuriating!

"I'll go, Vardy is taking revenge naked. Last time Lampard took off his pants, this time Lampard showed his shame and did not suffer any loss!"

"That's not the point. The point is that the pattern printed on Lampard's ** is actually Snow White and the seven dwarves. I read less. Can anyone explain it to me? What does this mean?"

"This is not simple. It is obvious that Lampard's girl's heart is full of heart. He always fantasizes himself as Snow White, hoping that one day a handsome prince charming will save him, but the reality is that all around him are dwarfs..."

"This is not the point. The point is that when others reveal their hair, they are bulging in front. Why is Lampard not bulging at all? Is there a problem with the size of this guy?"

......

At this moment, Lampard glared at Vardy, wishing to swallow Vardy in one bite, and his heart was like a dog.

I was ashamed, as if I had kept the little secret in my heart for decades, but once I was revealed to the public, I was revealed to the world, and I was so embarrassed that I was so embarrassed.

The players of the two teams also looked at this scene in amazement and couldn't react for a long time.

Manchester United players burst into laughter, especially the funny guys led by Ferdinand, who were afraid that the world would not be in chaos.

Chelsea players want to laugh but feel that it is not appropriate to laugh, and they feel very uncomfortable.

No wonder the team deputy always slowed down during the game when changing clothes, and only changed his shorts when everyone was almost out. It turned out that there was such a shocking secret hidden in it!

Chelsea players gossiped about it, there must be hidden information.

At this moment, Vardy looked at Lampard's angry expression, thinking that he was not good, so hurry up and flash!

So Vardy jumped up and ran away, he was really afraid that Lampard would bite him.

A farce should have almost come to an end at this time. The referee watched the fun for a long time before remembering his responsibilities.

The game was interrupted for a long time, and it definitely won't work.

The referee found Valdi and gave him a yellow card, and he didn't even say why.

In fact, Vardy's move just now was not a dangerous move. Although it looked like a tackle, it was actually a ball grab. The reason why Lampard's shorts were pulled off was because Lampard's center of gravity was too low at that time.

Considering Lampard's feelings, the referee felt that he should give Valdy a yellow card.

Vardy was not dissatisfied with this. Anyway, he had completed the task himself, so he really didn't take a yellow card seriously.

He survived all three red cards last season. In comparison, these are all pediatrics!

After the game began, Lampard turned grief and anger into strength, with extraordinary courage, and charged again and again at Manchester United's goal. It seemed that with outstanding performance, people could forget the Snow White on his **.

At this time, Lampard was not a magic lamp, but a devil summoned from the magic lamp, powerful and full of attack power.

When Vardy saw Lampard, he hid. God knew that this guy would kill him in anger when he saw his eyes were congested.

However, before such a brave Lampard could perform, the first half ended, and poured a basin of cold water on his burning fighting spirit. With a sting, he calmed down.

When he walked off the court, Lampard glared at Vardy. If his eyes could kill people, Vardy might not have known how many times he had died.

Mourinho glanced at Lampard with sympathy and felt it, and he also wanted to kill Valdi.

In one game, Vardy offended both Chelsea's big shots.

One sold signatures in person, while the other was even more cruel than this, and he took off his pants directly, which was a great embarrassment.

If Chelsea’s three giants are now, then it must be Mourinho, the coach, Lampard, the super midfielder, and the captain, Terry.

Now Vardy has successfully angered two of them, and his relationship with Chelsea has dropped to freezing point, and he is irreconcilable.

However, what everyone doesn't know is that Vardy may also offend Terry, the last remaining one in the future. You know, this guy who can't control Ding Ding is caused by his friend's wife.

Well, your butt is not clean, don’t blame others for asking about your ass!

During the halftime break, the atmosphere in Manchester United's stands was very happy, and fans had learned more about Lampard** through various channels.

At the beginning of the second half, the fans shouted slogans neatly.

"Snow White Lampard!"

"Your prince charming is here!"

"He is our Vardy!"

......

Lampard collapsed. His little secret is about to become a laughing stock in the world. What face does he have to live in this world!

The eyes of Vardy were full of murderous intent. Before he hanged himself, he would definitely kill Vardy first.

Vardy was also very innocent at this time, and even the shouts from the fans made him tremble.

Every girl wants to be Snow White and looks forward to perfect love. Similarly, every boy may also fantasize in his heart that he will one day become the prince charming of the girl he likes, and be happy until he grows old!

It's okay to be a prince charming, but why is Snow White Lampard?

Thinking about this scene, Vardy rode a white horse and stopped the princess in Princess County and took her in front of her. The princess turned around, and the two looked at each other and gradually kissed each other...

But if this turned face belongs to Lampard, then Vardy will definitely fall off the horse!

Too scary!

So, Vardy collapsed.

After a while, Lampard was replaced by Mourinho due to his abnormal performance, and Vardy was replaced by Ferguson because of frequent shock.

Ferguson was also a little amused and crying when facing Vardy at this time. This guy was simply the most surprising x factor!

Originally, he was expecting Vardy to use his speed to fight back, but unexpectedly, this guy made such a move in the first half.

Fortunately, Lampard, the strongest attacker of the Blues, also ended up, which is considered a Duizi.

In the end, Manchester United and Chelsea tied in this game, and neither side was able to score a goal, and the top battle ended in a hurry.

Such a result may be acceptable to both sides, after all, it is not a failure without losing.

But the reason why this game seems so hasty is the funny guy Vardy.

The media with great powers obtained first-hand information about everything that happened in the player channel, perfectly restoring the entire process of Valdi playing with Mourinho.

The fans all gave Vardy a thumbs up and gave him a thumbs up.

He is really the first person who spoofs the other coach like him, never before, and no one comes after him.

Coupled with the scene where Vardy got rid of Lampard's shorts on the court, Vardy was definitely the focus of this game again.

Originally, the top match between Chelsea and Manchester United should be a passionate and intense game, but because of Vardy, he seemed to be doing restorative training for ten minutes of the game.

After finally two sides began to enter the game, Vardy made Lampard reveal the world-shaking **, and the game became completely absurd again.

Now, no one doubts Vardy's ability to make a bend game.

Perhaps Everton's platform was too small and had insufficient influence. Everyone thought that when Vardy returned to Manchester United, it would become normal. Even if he didn't think it was normal, Ferguson would make him normal.

However, it turns out that they are overthinking!

Vardy is still the same Vardy, the funny guy who just says he can just bend the game.
Chapter completed!