Vardy can't control Rooney's housework. Anyway, the fat guy and Colleen's childhood sweethearts are probably unable to separate them. Even if Rooney reveals various scandals in the future, they will still be extremely affectionate, so there is no need to control Vardy!

At most, if you don’t ask Colleen to hit Rooney, it’s enough to be loyal to you!

Well, you can't ask for more!

The first half of the game against Charlton was very painful. The opponents who played at home performed very tenaciously. They set up defenses from the midfield and built defense lines made Manchester United's offense very uncomfortable.

Vardy was harassed by two opponents, and he finally felt the depression in Lampard's heart when playing against Chelsea.

These two gay guys just reached into Valdy's shorts and touched them...

Big breasts, is it really good for you?

In order to avoid these two gay guys, Vardy simply ran to the left and grabbed Giggs' position. Anyway, Ferguson often emphasized the conversion of the rounds, so let Giggs face his favorite gay guy!

When the two strong men saw Vardy so hard that they could not help but ravage, they became anxious, so they separated one person and continued to follow Vardy.

But even so, Vardy was overwhelmed by harassment and rarely had the chance to get the ball.

As for Ronaldo and Rooney, they rushed very hard, but their opponents' tight defense made them spin around like headless flies, and there was almost no actual threat.

In the whole first half, Manchester United had only two threatening attacks in the penalty area, and none of them was wasted.

Ferguson did not get angry during the halftime break. After all, it was not because the players were not working hard, but because the tactics were not right.

So Ferguson began to change his tactics and asked the players to shoot more long shots outside the penalty area and create set pieces.

In the Premier League, set pieces are always a scoring weapon, and Manchester United is no exception. It is normal to not be able to deal with the opponent in a conventional way.

This is exactly in line with Vardy's wishes. It was his turn to show his power in this game. The elevator horror and the full moon scimitar were coming in turn. Charlton's goalkeeper must not be shot by himself and doubt his life!

At the beginning of the second half, Manchester United, who changed their strategy, seemed more aggressive. Even if the rushing position was not so high, the threat to Charlton was obviously greater.

Especially Vardy, a guy who was moving back and forth on the left and middle, could make the goalkeeper Charlton sweat in a cold sweat.

Of course, the two gay guys would not miss the opportunity of vulgar Vardy. If Vardy hadn't been caused by goosebumps and the instability of the shooting, he would have scored a goal and got off work long ago!

Seeing that the long shot at the front of the penalty area was unable to score for a while, Manchester United began to make a set piece again.

In terms of making set pieces, it is obviously Ronaldo's specialty, and this fancy move finally comes into play.

Perhaps many times, his fancy football can't just pass people, but this does not prevent his opponent from being angry and embarrassed to put him down.

So, Vardy is using his life to make fun of it, while Ronaldo is using his life to make fouls.

After receiving the pass, he turned around and had not yet turned around, and started to step on the bicycle. His slutty look was so fucked that I wanted someone to kick him there.

The opponent's defensive player directly met Ronaldo's requirements, and with a monk-like move, he left Ronaldo there.

Vardy clearly heard the moans from Ronaldo's heart, and in fact, Ronaldo was already lying on the lawn and rolling all over the ground!

There is no suspense in the set piece, and Ronaldo's move is nothing more than a yellow card. If the referee feels sympathy, it will be an unexpected joy.

However, it was obvious that the referee was not moved by Ronaldo's performance and gave him a free kick, but there was no yellow card!

C Luo got up in disappointment, as if nothing had happened, and expressed his dissatisfaction with his actual actions.

The three of them stood in front of the ball. This time Rooney did not go to the goalkeeper to sell his butt to distract the opponent's goalkeeper. The last time he thought this was really shady, so he was freed after protesting and got the opportunity to stand in front of the ball with them.

The fans in front of the TV were suddenly excited, as if there was another good show!

There is no doubt that the three people standing in front of the ball now have good free kick abilities.

Although Rooney's free kick was pretty good, his shooting percentage was good;

C Luo's elevator ball is extremely coquettish, and he can fall in love with everyone every time;

And Vardy is even more terrifying. He is able to break through the opponent's goal with two free kicks in a game, such as strong free kicks and elevator balls!

What's even more interesting is that when the three of them get together, they often come up with some tricks. For example, the last time, Ronaldo and Vardy scored goals in cooperation.

However, Charlton fans in the stands were not so beautiful. Three gunners were preparing to load and bombard Charlton's goal. How could they be happy?

"Manchester United won a free kick with an excellent position. If Manchester United scored because of this free kick, then the Charlton player will definitely regret the foul on Cristiano Ronaldo just now!"

"Now that Manchester United's trident is standing in front of the ball, so who will take the free kick?"

"This is really a difficult question to guess. I think no one can guess the real answer when the free kick is not kicked!"

The commentator dared not say anything. Although he felt that Rooney had the greatest chance of free throws, he was really afraid that he would be slapped in the face if he didn't!

And at this tense moment, in front of everyone, the three of them suddenly formed a circle and played with scissors and stone cloth as if no one was around!

This sudden change in painting style made everyone vomit three liters of blood in an instant, and they lay down to the sky!

Should I be so unreliable?

We are all very nervous and are waiting for you to get a free kick!

But you suddenly played with scissors and stone cloth. Do you want to use this kind of trick to decide who takes the free kick?

Should I be so sloppy?

Just like in the world heavyweight boxing ring, the peak showdown between two super boxers is about to be staged, and the whole stand atmosphere is extremely hot, but at this tense moment, a boxer suddenly took out his cell phone-

I'll play King of Pesticides first...

The fans were stunned and confused, and the players on both sides of the field were also not much better.

Manchester United players have dark lines on their faces, and they feel broken by having such funny teammates;

Charlton's players have ten thousand words in their minds. If the rules allow, they have come over with a knife to cut people!

Ferguson's expression looked desperate, which made the stubborn old Scottish man show this expression. It is conceivable how desperate he is now.

However, fans are gradually accustomed to this style. After all, with Vardy here, it will become possible no matter how incredible it is. If there is a game where this guy doesn't make any noise, then the game will definitely be of no interest.

There is a saying now that Vardy has a funny game, which means that at least this game has a certain value. If he is too lazy to even make fun of it, it means that he is not taken seriously in this game.

So those mid- and lower-level teams in the league hope that when Manchester United plays with them, Vardy will be more or less funny, which will also show that they are qualified to be favored by Vardy. If Vardy doesn't even look down on them, then they don't have to mess around.

There are many types of strength rankings. The most official and authoritative one is naturally the standings. There are various data rankings next, and the most alternative ranking is actually Vardy's funnyness.

Vardy is so funny that the opponent must be very strong, but Vardy is too lazy to be funny, so the opponent's strength must not be very good!

In front of everyone, three people had a great time with scissors and stone cloth!

Of course, this is a free kick routine that the three people agreed on. Just use it casually, as long as Vardy is not allowed to win, and Vardy must take the penalty in the end.

This method has a high chance of deceiving the opponent's wall and goalkeeper.

Valdy seemed to have seen the opponent's goalkeeper's face full of tears after being deceived.

Rooney won, and the hammer used by this guy killed Vardy and Ronaldo's scissors and became the big winner!

Raising his hands high and waving his fists excitedly to celebrate, as if he had completely scored a goal.

Vardy and Ronaldo secretly praised Rooney, whose acting skills have reached its peak.

When the others saw that the winner had been decided, they were on high alert. They had no doubt at all whether Rooney would take the penalty.

Rooney stood in front of the ball, while Vardy and Ronaldo stood behind him. Vardy was already secretly prepared. After Rooney flicked a fake shot, he followed him with a terror of the elevator.

That's right, this location is right for elevator horror!

Everyone looked at the ball and Rooney in front of the ball nervously. Even though Rooney's free kick did not have many characteristics, the threat was also quite large. Charlton didn't want the draw he had worked hard to defend was broken like this.

"Royne Scissors and Stone Cloth beat Valdi and Ronaldo. I didn't expect that the decisions of these three musketeers were so hasty, but they were very interesting and very consistent with the characteristics of the three young people."

"Actually, I thought it would be Rooney who took the penalty just now because he did not play the role of interfering with the opponent's goalkeeper in front of the opponent's goal!"

"Now I don't know which angle he will choose to hit, let's wait and see!"

"Roone started running and assisted. His explosive power was excellent. He had completed the acceleration instantly. He thrust his right foot hard on the ball, and shot a free kick with a powerful and heavy kick. Oh my God, it was just a little bit short. The ball flew out of the baseline against the crossbar. It was a pity!"

The commentator's voice began to be excited. At the moment Rooney shot, he was already at orgasm, but in the end he seemed to be strangled, and he felt extremely regretful.

Charlton also burst into neat cheers at home. No matter how beautiful the free kick is, the key is not to score!

Manchester United fans in front of the TV were also worried and regretful. They scored just a little short of a goal. What a pity!

At this time, there were only two people in deep confusion, one was Ronaldo and the other was Valdi!

Damn!

Why did you shoot by yourself?
Chapter completed!