Vardy was very happy, got a victory, and scored a beautiful free kick himself, completing the system task easier, nothing better than this!

Vardy was lying happily on the hotel bed, planning to enter the system to enjoy the joy of harvest, which is fascinating.

Suddenly, Vardy's movements stopped.

Something seems wrong?

I scored my own goal, that's right!

I won the game, there is nothing wrong with it, I am the best in the whole game!

So, what's the problem?

A flash of lightning struck through his mind, and Vardy was stunned for a moment!

I'm fucking!

Complete a nonsense task!

I'm just trying to fool people with stone scissors!

Forgot to celebrate with funny!

At this moment, Vardy was in tears!

It’s all a big deal. If this guy hadn’t robbed his first free kick, there wouldn’t be so much trouble behind him!

Next time I see him bounce to death!

Otherwise, I won’t relieve my hatred!

With a bitter face and scratching his head, Vardy couldn't help but recall, what was the punishment for the failure of the mission?

Should I meet the goddess or win the lottery?

Well, he admits that he thinks so beautifully!

At this moment, Vardy's mind was blank!

Entering the system in a daze, watching the failed punishment of the task of "being bitten by a dog when going out", Vardy felt hopeless.

What a tragic feeling!

Suppose a person has superpowers to predict the future. If he knows that he will be bitten by a dog when he goes out, then he will not go out.

Vardy now has this idea. Since the system strictly limits the condition of "going out", at least as long as Vardy is at home, he will never be bitten by a dog, although there are two dogs in his family now...

But Vardy knew that this mouthful could not be escaped.

First, you can't never go out, right?

The system does not have a limited time. Even if he stays at home for a year, he will definitely be bitten by a dog after going out in the first year and one day. Besides, he cannot really stay at home for a year, otherwise he will really get moldy and worms.

Second, Vardy felt that the funny system had great magical powers, and even if he was beaten to death, he would not go out. However, the system still had ten thousand ways to drive himself out...

For example, a house caught fire, or a forced demolition...

Of course, England may not have the idea of ​​forced demolition...

Well, it’s a knife to stretch your head, and it’s a knife to shrink your head. Sooner or later, I’ll be bitten, so I won’t think about it anymore.

After receiving the gold coin reward and a little free characteristic points obtained by the scissors and the hammer, Vardy exited the system in disappointment. Now he is in a very unbeautiful mood.

......

After returning to Manchester, the players who participated in this league received a day off, while other players had to continue training, because there was still a Champions League group stage in the middle of the week. As long as they won their opponents at home, Manchester United can directly lock in the first place in the group.

During the day of rest, Valdy did not leave the house at all. Although he had accepted the reality that he had to be bitten by a dog, he was still not mentally prepared.

Vardy had a great time hiding at home and companionship with two dogs.

As for the phone calls that pulled him out, they would refuse.

"Jamie, Maserati has a new sports car, let's go and experience it!"

"Don't go!"

"Jamie, the nightclub we often go to has recently received a group of models. Let's go and feel their softness!"

"Don't go!"

"Jamie, I want to introduce my sister to you!"

"No...well, is your sister beautiful?"

"Looks like me!"

"roll!"

......

The next day, I had to go to Carrington base to train, and Vardy walked out reluctantly!

Fully armed, in order to avoid being bitten by a dog, Vardy wore four pairs of legs guards. As for other locations, Vardy had no protection. After all, dogs could not fly up and bite themselves!

He came to the training base carefully and cautiously. When he stepped into the base gate, Vardy felt a little haggard.

In the locker room, the teammates were stunned when they watched Vardy remove the leg guard plate from his legs one by one!

Just wear a pair of leg guards to protect the oncoming bones. Who has ever seen a pair of leg guards wrapping the calves in a circle, and it is two layers in front and back?

"Jamie, what plane are you doing? Do you have a premonition that someone will fly to shovel your calf today?"

Vardy smiled bitterly in his heart.

I had no premonition that someone would fly to my calves today, and I had no premonition that someone would bite me!

But of course Vardy couldn't say this, otherwise others would treat him as a lunatic.

In order to avoid embarrassment, Vardy pretended to be mysterious: "This is my secret method to exercise speed. Do you know why I run like an engine on my feet? It is because of the leg guard plates I tied. This is what a mysterious master in the East told me. If I don't pass it to men or women, I told myself. Today I will share this secret with you. Come on, it costs 100 yuan per person!"

What Vardy got was naturally not 100 yuan apart, but "cut" by everyone!

"I would rather believe that you grew up eating grass feed to run faster than a horse!"

Vardy shrugged, it doesn't matter if he doesn't believe it, but he'll just fool him.

At the end of the training, Vardy put on layers of leg guards in front of his teammates. It doesn’t matter why others think, what’s important is that he doesn’t want to be bitten by a dog!

He returned home tremblingly, but no accident happened. Vardy couldn't help but wonder, was the system suddenly humane?

Is the system not going to punish itself and not let it be bitten by a dog?

But a few minutes later, Vardy gave up this idea of ​​thinking that if the system had human nature, it would not be far from the destruction of the earth.

It’s not that the time has not arrived.

In the evening, he prepared lunch for the two dogs. Vardy knocked on the bowl and called them to come for dinner. But after waiting for a long time, only the little Chow came happily, but the Erha disappeared for a long time.

Vardy searched all over the house but couldn't find it. He was shocked. Could it be that this guy ran away from home because of his unhappy life?

Thinking of this, Vardy hurriedly ran out to find it. After all, there were not many families around. If Erha really ran away, someone would definitely see it.

"Cristiano, where are you?"

Walking out of the house anxiously, Vardy shouted Erha's name.

That's right, Erha's name is Cristiano Ronaldo, and the Chow Chow is called Wayne...

In this way, he can live with his two good friends every day.

Fortunately, Ronaldo and Rooney have not come to Vardy's house recently, otherwise they would have been able to fight Vardy.

Imagine that Ronaldo was sitting on the sofa and shouting Rooney. Rooney didn't come over, and Chow Chow ran over and stuck out his tongue...

OK, the picture is so beautiful!

Several families on the south side asked, but said they didn't see it. Vardy couldn't help but get upset. Could it be that Erha was just lost?

It is said that Erha has let go but he hasn't let go yet, and this guy has disappeared.

He turned around and hurried north to search, but as several families said they didn't see it, Vardy's heart also sank.

Although the two dogs have not been here for too long, Vardy is a person with a soft heart. His short time of getting along makes him feel reluctant. If Erha really loses him, he may not be happy for a long time.

But just as Vardy was gradually despairing, the situation was changing.

Outside the wall of a house, Vardy suddenly saw his own house.

What surprised him even more was that this guy was riding on a noble dog and moving constantly, the frequency was getting faster and faster, and it felt like he could reach the peak at any time.

I'll go, you guy actually ran out to steal the fish?

Vardy was also deeply intoxicated by Erha's heroic performance!

After he was angry, Vardy did not want to destroy other people's good deeds, and kicked Erha in the butt.

I'll make you worry me!

I'll ask you to come out and make an appointment!

Believe it or not, I will make you unable to stand up forever!

With a whistle, accompanied by Valdy's extremely charming kick, Erha actually climaxed. Although he was kicked a few steps away, the expression on the dog's face seemed extremely pleasant.
To be continued...