As a professional player, especially in a giant club like Manchester United, no one is not a talented person. Even if he is not a super genius, his basic skills are absolutely solid.

Who would have thought that Vardy could actually make the ball go to his face and give himself a full face of flowers?

This is simply a big deal!

Combining the image of Vardy who was snot and tears at this moment with the killing image of Vardy on the court, it feels extremely weird!

OK, this is another funny passive daily routine...

The teammates laughed so much that they were so exaggerating. They squirted water, squirted water, and even rolled around the ground.

Vardy looked confused, but her heart was not much better!

Do you laugh so exaggeratedly?

I did sacrifice myself just to make you laugh, but seeing how you feel like you are feeling depressed?

Mad, I seem to be super funny!

After touching his sour nose, Vardy was in tears.

Of course, from the perspective of the effect, the results were immediate. The training ground that was still dead just now changed its style in an instant. Everyone had a smile on their faces, and even had cramps in their smiles...

Ferguson and Queros both felt the change in the atmosphere, looked at each other, and shook their heads helplessly.

Well, it seems that Vardy's funny is useful in some occasions. With him there, you don't need to worry that the team can't laugh.

Very amazing!

Since it has started, then it will be impossible to go all the way to the end. Vardy is really willing to give up halfway.

After the training, reporters from Manchester United's official TV station interviewed several players on the sidelines of the training ground.

"Losing a game is not the end of the world, nor does it mean that Manchester United will have no chance to win the championship. All we need to do is play every game well and then wait for Chelsea to make a mistake!"

Rooney was rarely interviewed seriously, and his declaration was swearing.

But at this moment, behind Rooney, Vardy slowly came over from far to near, pretending to walk past, but suddenly pulled back, stretched his head to the camera, showing a sensational smile.

Suddenly, the cameraman and the reporter burst into laughter, and Rooney seemed to be beating a dog.

Damn, I rarely say something serious for a while. You actually came over to steal the scene. You are shameless!

So, a sequel to Battle Royale was staged on the training ground, which was almost about to become a happy daily routine at the Carrington Base.

The depressing atmosphere was gone, and Manchester United unknowingly returned to the relaxed atmosphere of the past.

No one could have thought that Vardy did it on purpose, no one knew his credit, only the system could understand it!

How lonely is Invincible? Maybe that's the feeling!

......

Manchester United plays Portsmouth away in the next round of the league, and Vardy, who ends the suspension, returns to the starting lineup.

Vardy, who had been holding up a game, opened fire with only five minutes to the game, completed the inward cut on the left and shot through the opponent's goal, helping Manchester United take the lead in an unreasonable way.

Manchester United fans were about to cry, and they also faced intensive defense. In the last game, Manchester United siege 90 minutes, but failed to score a single goal;

I thought the game would be equally difficult, but before they were ready, Vardy told them with the opening goal, what is relaxed and happy?

Ignoring the opponent's player's expression of crying, Vardy, who was in a state of excitement, rushed directly, stretched out his arms, dived and bombed, and glided past the lawn with his chest on the lawn.

Klinsman glided!

This celebration was first made by the golden bomber Klinsmann on the green field, hence the name Klinsmann Gliding.

However, this action is a very dangerous action. If you are not careful and do not take protective measures, you may have a cut in your neck, a fracture in your ribs, etc.

In my previous life, a low-level English league player glided to celebrate after scoring the final goal, and almost died...

When his injury healed, he could only retire in disgrace. Fortunately, his true identity is a chef and he will not starve to death!

Vardy naturally doesn't need to worry about this problem. This action can completely release his passion, and he will not miss it.

Of course, sliding kneeling is actually very passionate, but with Drogba in front of him, Vardy felt that he was unlikely to leave three marks after sliding kneeling. There would be no harm without comparison. Vardy thought it would be better to forget it!

It feels so good to glide on the lawn, and Valdy fell in love with it.

The only mistake was that when gliding, my mouth accidentally chewed a handful of grass...

Too damn embarrassing!

When he stood up, Vardy spitted out the grass leaves from his mouth.

It turns out that grass tastes like this, how could rabbits like it?

Seeing this scene, all the fans in front of the TV couldn't help but squirt.

"Vardy has reached the point of being hungry. Maybe even if the turf is hungry, at least it can survive this game!"

"I think Vardy must have wanted to learn from Popeye, but now there is no spinach, so just use the turf to top it!"

"Rabbit: Please, please don't compete with me for food!"

"I'm so poor that I'm already eating dirt, but after seeing this game, I think eating grass in the future is actually OK, at least there's some vitamins!"

......

The teammates helped Valdi up, but they all laughed.

Vardy's expression was beyond reluctance. She obviously wanted to show off, but why did she always fail to show off!

Just now, my tongue turned green. Is this artificial pigment?

After the game started again, it took a long time to return to normal games. The main reason is that Vardy is always inadvertently making people funny. It is too difficult to get serious.

After leading the game, Manchester United is in control, and Portsmouth cannot make too big a wave.

But at this time, Vardy always felt that his mouth was not very comfortable, numb and rising. Did he just poke it?

As he became more and more uncomfortable, Vardy naturally couldn't concentrate all his attention on the game and began to paddle passively.

No, it's too itchy, I can't bear it!

Just when the game was in intense moments, Vardy suddenly ran to the sidelines in everyone's surprised eyes.

Everyone doesn't know what happened, is Vardy anxious to pee?

Everyone was looking forward to it. Every time Vardy was in a hurry, he would definitely make trouble in the end, but he just didn't know what new tricks he could play this time.

"We saw Vardy suddenly ran to the sidelines. Now we don't know what he wants to do. Did he prepare any big moves on the sidelines?"

"No, he ran to the team doctor. He was seeking the team doctor's help. Was he injured?"

"It doesn't look like it, let's cut the camera over!"

"Oh my God, Vardy's lips were swollen, as if two thick and large sausages were hanging on the lips. It was so interesting to match Vardy's embarrassing expression!"

"How come your lips swell for no reason? Maybe the game between lovers is playing fiercely, which may cause this effect. But now on the field, who sucks Vardy's lips?"

......

While explaining, the narrator also showed an incredible expression, as if he had seen something incredible.

Indeed, this is really incredible.

OK, how could your lips swollen like a sausage?

At this time, Vardy was embarrassed on the sidelines, and his lips were about to swollen from the sky. If there were wild dogs on the sidelines, they would definitely come and take them away...

Looking in the mirror, Vardy thought of Tony Leung’s classic image, and he was definitely poisoned!

Portsmouth is so abominable, it actually poisons the lawn mountain!

Just now, I had to get a mouthful of grass and the toxins entered my mouth, and then I made myself look like this.

It's not right. How do they know they can glide against the ground?

This is unreasonable!

Vardy thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so she could only accept the examination from the team doctor.

"If you read it right, you're allergic to turf!"

The team doctor tinkered for a long time, and almost made Vardy make this guy whisper in the future, and finally came to the conclusion.

Grass allergic?

May I ask, did you come back from studying abroad in Mars?

I've never heard of what turf allergy is on earth!

Ferguson was also stunned. What is this strange disease?

What to do now?

Looking at Vardy's lips that had already left the human category, Ferguson couldn't help laughing!

Vardy looked dark. As an old man, can we be more serious in the competition here?

"Doctor, I won't die, are you?"

Vardy suddenly realized the seriousness of the matter. Assuming that allergies are real, that is not a trivial matter!
To be continued...