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Chapter 287 I will kill you with a shoe(1/2)

When the news that the turf of Yihuo Park was gnawed by sheep fermented and spread, everyone's first reaction was to not believe it.

So many sheep, saying that they will escape from prison?

Yihuo Park Stadium is just in there?

During such a long process, any person can avoid disasters if they discover it.

But why did it happen in the end?

It's so incredible!

When I think about Valdy and Blackburn's confrontation before, one of the key points is the turf in Yihuo Park. There will be no causal connection here, right?

Valdy's funny guy really can't mess with him!

Blackburn just accused Vardy of intentional damage to the turf, and 3,000 sheep came to deliberately damage the turf, which directly exploded Blackburn's home court.

To put it more fantasy, Vardy has the attribute of a summoner, can control the flock and help him do things!

Of course, from the perspective of materialism, it can only be explained by coincidence.

Well, people who love to laugh will not have bad luck, especially those who always make others laugh, so their luck will not be bad.

So the final conclusion is, don't be enemies with Vardy, because he is too lucky and you can't stop him at all, and you will have to be in trouble in the end.

In the end, Blackburn spent millions to re-lay the turf, and the last two home games could only be postponed, which made it a mess.

I believe that at this time the senior executives in Blackburn were all crying. If they had known it, they would have provoked Vardy.

......

The second leg of the Champions League round of 16 has begun again. Manchester United, who beat their opponent away, will naturally not have any surprises when they return to their home court. All they need to do is to play 90 minutes of the game and then advance. It's that simple!

Even though the schedule was not particularly intensive, Ferguson still chose a big rotation, with only a few main players with excellent physical fitness being able to start, and the rest of the field were substitutes, and even the marginalized Van Nie got the chance to play.

Well, the opponent is very sad. Even Manchester United's substitute lineup is essentially not weaker than them.

Although the Wanderers scored a first goal in the first half, the huge gap still left them without hope.

Manchester United's personnel adjustment in the 70th minute of the second half directly killed the game.

Valdy made his debut, with a shining halo and acclaim from the audience!

"In one!"

"In one!"

"In one!"

......

All Manchester United fans are shouting to let Valdy enter one.

Although Manchester United has confirmed to advance, losing at home is not such a glorious thing after all, and they don't want the Wanderers to leave with their heads with their victory.

Vardy waved to the stands and said that he had received it.

And he did not disappoint the fans, and he created a fierce murderous intent after touching the ball for the first time after he came on the court.

The opponent was attacking. Vardy was physically running and intercepting near the midfield. Finally, he seized the opportunity of the opponent's stopping and making a mistake in stopping the ball, rushed out savagely, huddled the opponent aside, dribbled the ball away, and drove away to the Wanderers' half.

There were three defensive players left in front, and before the teammates who were following behind had time to keep up, Vardy had to choose to do it alone.

With a high-speed sprint, one click and one click, and the rapid change in the center of gravity made the opponent's two defensive players who were planning to double-team. With the addition of Lingbo's micro-steps, Vardy's steps seemed to be dreamy, and the two defensive players were thrown away in despair.

However, Lingbo Microsteps cannot satisfy Vardy in terms of continuity. After passing two defensive players, the last defensive player has been blocked on Vardy's path forward, and the two have almost half of the chance of controlling the ball.

There is no way, just face your feet!

Don’t be afraid of pain. Whoever is afraid of will lose!

With unswerving momentum, Vardy was able to reach the ball, and the opponents were fighting for nothing, and the two were in duel like a comet hitting the earth.

The final result is actually easy to predict. Vardy has a funny halo and is lucky.

Of course, the most reasonable explanation is that Vardy is the protagonist...

After the fierce collision, the ball was in a favorable position for Vardy. Vardy poked his foot and started at high speed, killing the Wanderer's goal.

And at that moment, Vardy accidentally stepped on his opponent's shoes while stepping on the ground.

Vardy ignored these small details and faced the goalkeeper alone, scored the ball, and began to celebrate the goal at Old Trafford Stadium.

The Manchester United fans in the stands were about to explode. Valdy did not disappoint them. He scored a goal to present a gift to them when he appeared. Such a player is so lovely!

But at this moment, the Wanderers defender who lost to Vardy in the matchup was a little furious, picked up his sneakers from the ground and flew towards Vardy!

At that moment, it seemed as if the whole world was still!

The other party said he didn't want to talk to you and threw a shoe at you...

I'll kill you, a funny guy!

Vardy didn't expect that there were people here who committed murder on him and did not react at all.

However, the sneakers did not hit Valdy, but were hit by Rooney who rushed over to celebrate.

Rooney was a little confused. This is Old Trafford. It is impossible for fans to throw things down from the stands and smash themselves. How could they be attacked?

Is it a terrorist attack?

When he looked at the lonely sneakers on the ground, Rooney felt that every cell in his body was filled with anger.

Did I cuckold you or demolish your house? You actually smashed me with your shoes?

In an instant, he switched from a football player to a boxer, and Rooney was about to rush over and teach his opponent a lesson.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Manchester United players hurriedly hugged Rooney, and finally let Rooney not commit the crime.

At this time, the referee hurried over, comforted Rooney, turned around and gave the Rangers defender a red card without hesitation!

Give me out!

I have never seen anyone flying with sneakers on the court. Today you opened my eyes!

Get out of here!

The Wanderers defender had a gloomy expression, and he was still explaining like the referee: "I'm not going to smash people, I just want to exchange sneakers with Vardy because his goal is so beautiful!"

This reason is really fresh and refined, making the referee crazy!

Swap sneakers?

Do you want to exchange the shorts inside?

Dead gay!

Vardy also looked helpless. In this magical green field, there are all kinds of strange characters.

Let’s not talk about anything else, the game is still going on, tell me to swap sneakers?

And whoever wants to exchange sneakers is better!

Who knows if you have athlete's foot?

Don't disgust me, okay?

The most important thing is that whoever believes you are either trying to smash someone or an idiot!

Finally, the defender of the Wanderers walked off the court in a depressed manner. After losing the game just now, he was furious and impulsive. Now he finally got his retribution!

He will not count the sent-offs in this game, but he will definitely be punished by UEFA. After all, smashing people with shoes is too bad.

As soon as I walked to the sidelines, I was crackling and accompanied by howling sounds, countless shoes in the stands smashed him down, like a meteor shower, so dense that he couldn't even hide.

Let you smash Valdy and Rooney with your shoes, and now we smash you to death!

In just a few seconds, countless shoes of various types and flavors poured down from the stands, smashing him into a bag.

Too terrible!

According to incomplete statistics, at least hundreds of fans walked out of Old Trafford Stadium without shoes after the game...

Fans watching the live broadcast watched another big drama of the year, and the excitement was close to the ratings champion.

They have long been used to accidents in the game with Vardy. They are surprised for the first time, surprised for the second time, and expressed concern for the third time... But now, they are already very calm!

"This guy's Shuriken is quite accurate, but it's not lethal. When he hit Rooney, he said that he seemed to be bitten by a mosquito!"

"Feeling at the level of anger that guy, I now suspect that Vardy must have run out to hunt for beauty again on the road, and the girl he took down must have something to do with that guy, either his mother or his wife, otherwise there would be no such a big grudge!"

"Ferguson must be thinking about taking this guy under his command and slowly cultivating him, waiting to be his successor, the flying shoes style, and catch up with Ferguson's flying boot door against Beckham!"

"Is the focus of your discussion a little wrong? Wasn't it Vardy scored a goal?"

......

At this time, Vardy was really scared.

It was mainly because of the last time that the turf allergy made Vardy a little worried about his allergic constitution.

I was allergic to the turf. I had to stay in the yard for a few days, so my opponent's smelly shoes were not allowed to die!

God knows how many fungi are inside!
To be continued...
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