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Chapter 351: Blair the Monkey

England during training suddenly encountered an unexpected visitor, a big man who was even bigger than them and more famous.

This big shot is British Prime Minister Blair.

In the Western world, the heads of state have a close relationship with football. Every time in the World Competition, these heads of state have turned into ordinary fans to cheer for their country. It is even more accustomed to attending the opening and closing ceremonies.

Seeing that the England national team performed so well, Blair felt that he should come to encourage the England internationals at this time, so he came to the training ground where the England national team was located.

In fact, a long time ago, when Swedish Eriksen took office, Blair made a bet with Eriksen.

“Look at which of us works longer in our respective positions!”

But in the end, Blair won because Eriksen had already gotten out.

The players expressed their joy for Blair's arrival. Although it was not as glorious as the Queen's reception, it was worth their boast about it for a while.

"Young guys, I can only say one thing about your outstanding performance, that is, you do a pretty job!"

"I am paying attention to every game of yours, the performance of each of you, I am looking forward to you winning one after another, and even more looking forward to you being able to bring Hercules Cup back to England. I think there is nothing in the world that excites the people of England more than this!"

"I hope that when I meet with other heads of state in the future, I can proudly raise this topic. We are the World Cup champions!"

"Young guys, I'm waiting for your good news!"

Standing in front of the players, Blair delivered his speech, but his speaking skills were much worse than Churchill. A few words made Valdy yawn for the sky.

Afterwards, under the leadership of the FA's senior management, Blair met several representative players, and Valdy was among them.

Vardy was not as excited as other teammates. After all, she did not have this sense of belonging. Even if Vardy forced herself to integrate into British life, the essential things could not be changed at all.

Looking at Blair's old face, Vardy felt that the aesthetic level of English women was still normal.

Previously, the famous British Marks & Spencer department store visited tens of thousands of women on Christmas Day and asked them about the male celebrities they most wanted to kiss and the least wanted to kiss on Christmas. As a result, Blair ranked first in the ranking of the people who least wanted to kiss.

You are ugly and have no problem, but who made you the Prime Minister?

When I think of the news every day, I have to watch this old face representing the UK attending various events, which has seriously affected the overall image of England.

Others would think that all English people have this kind of virtue!

It is worth mentioning that Eriksen is also a well-known person on the list...

Vardy was very glad, fortunately this event was held very early. At that time, Vardy had not played in the professional league yet and was an unknown person. Otherwise, he might have been on the list.

That would be very embarrassing!

"Mr. Valdy, you have performed really well. You can never find a better young man than you. I hope you can lead England forward in the future!"

After Blair, Beckham and others finished speaking, they came to Vardy and said to Vardy kindly.

Although he was not interested in Blair, he was still very happy that someone praised him.

But before he could be happy for a long time, Beckham said in his ear: "He said this to Rooney in the last European Cup, exactly the same!"

Vardy's mood was no longer beautiful in an instant!

Well, this is a politician.

After meeting several players, I don’t know if Blair’s feet were itchy and he actually wanted to participate in training with the English players.

If it were someone else, the England internationals would have driven them out long ago. Isn’t this delaying our training?

But who made Blair special? Looking at the large number of accompanying reporters, I guess if Blair was really driven out, the whole of Britain would explode the next day.

There is no way, the interim coach can only ask the players to do some simple training so that Blair can participate.

What training is simple and relatively interesting?

Skip the monkey!

In European football, this is called a snatch game.

A group of people siege the city and pass the ball to each other in a circle. One or several people grab the ball in the middle can exercise the sense of the ball and increase the tacit understanding between the players. It is a very common training method.

Lampard and Rooney lost the game, and they both grabbed the ball in the middle first, and Blair was also among the passers-by.

Blair was very excited. Perhaps everyone had a football dream since childhood, but it was not realized for various reasons, but they could realize their dreams in this way.

After taking off his suit and changing into sportswear, it seemed that his usual reserve and majesty were taken off with the suit. Blair kept playing tricks at the camera, and even improvised the ball when entering the court.

A large number of casual reporters quickly captured these shots, and even wrote down the news title.

"A football player who was delayed by his identity as a politician!"

After the game of snatching the circle began, under the deliberate care of the English countries, the balls passed to Blair were very comfortable, and Lampard and Rooney were deliberately letting the balls for him, so that Blair would have fun.

But what people didn't expect was that Blair might not have seen that the England internationals were deliberately letting go of him and thought they were really strong.

"Oh my God, it seems that if I come to the World Cup, I can score a goal!"

Blair, who was so happy that he danced with joy, shouted loudly at the camera not far away, and his proud expression made people want to take off his shoes and suck him directly in the face.

If this is just a joke, that's normal, but looking at Blair doesn't seem to be joking.

Damn, so arrogant?

OK, let's see what real professional football is!

Rooney didn't get used to his problem this time, so he rushed over and intercepted the ball from Blair's feet successfully, leaving no face for him.

Blair's face turned red at that time. As soon as he finished calling, the ball was immediately intercepted. It was so embarrassing!

However, in order to show his friendly side, Blair forced a smile and walked into the field and began to play the role of a ball grabber.

The England internationals passed their eyes to each other, and then nodded in understanding.

"Liulu him?"

"That's a must!"

So, a shocking scene appeared.

As a monkey, the British Prime Minister, Mr. Blair was slipped away by a circle of English players for 20 minutes...

If the interim coach hadn't been able to bear it anymore and after the training was over, Blair might have been slipped to the next century.

When he walked off the court, Blair's face was already as pale as if he had just been 100 times by the strong men.

The media reporters accompanying him also looked at each other, thinking that they should take back what they said just now.

Blair is not a football player who has been delayed by his status as a politician. Fortunately, he chose to go into politics. If he really played football, he might have starved to death.

After Blair left in a hurry, the English players burst into laughter, laughing until their stomachs hurt.

Let you show off!

This time I know the end of being proud!

Although Blair has a special identity, there are not so many officialisms in European and American countries. Even if you are the prime minister, what can you do? I don’t want to be a bird for you, but I still don’t want to be a bird for you.

That night, the news that British Prime Minister Blair was played by English countries at the English training base made headlines. Looking at the video of monkeys, everyone felt sad for Blair.

The British Prime Minister was fooled like a monkey. Please ask for his psychological shadow area!

However, after the shock, many people linked Blair's monkey-playing tricks with the serious English limelight.

Blair has also met the England national team, why hasn't something happened before?

And looking at this style, it looks like the funny Vardy's work, and only he is so funny that he doesn't care about anything.

Good guy, he actually expanded his funny object to the British Prime Minister. Is this Vardy the pinnacle?

But why did he make Blair funny?

Many people sneered, do you need a reason to make fun of it?

However, many conspiracy theorists have arranged a reason that seems quite reasonable.

Blair is the leader of the ruling Labor Party and will face elections next year, with opposition parties such as the Conservative Party, Social Liberal Democrat Party eyeing each other.

Vardy must have joined an opposition party, such as the Conservative Party, which will attack Blair, the leader of the Labor Party, to crack down on the reputation of the ruling party and to contribute to the future election...

This statement fermented, and major parties heard the news and mocked Blair and his Labour Party, and took this opportunity to really attract attention.

Vardy received several calls from invitations to join the party, which made him laugh and cry.

I don’t want to join the Conservative Party or something. I’m still a Young Pioneer, okay?

What a fuck!

Why can everything be counted on me? Even the professional culprit Benzema can't take such a big blame!

It’s obviously a collective funny guy, how can I blame me all!

Well, I'm speechless in this world of looking at faces!

But Vardy doesn't care. What can you do to me if you are on my head?

I don't believe you can get me to jail!

Even if you are the prime minister, don't think about being able to cover up the sky with one hand.

I want to ask now, are you here to have sex with us?

Next time I promise to slip you until you vomit blood and die!

But what Vardy didn't expect was that his behavior of angrily criticizing Blair in the eyes of others actually increased his popularity.

Raiola told him that the opposition parties support large enterprises in the past few days want to sign him as their image spokesperson.
Chapter completed!
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