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Chapter 383 Human Bowling(1/2)

When Vardy received the system task, he was in a bad mood!

In full view of everyone, everyone was playing football. Is this really good?

But then again, there is turf on the court, where does the bowling lane come from, and where does the bowling ball come from?

Can I throw myself out as a bowling ball?

The system has indeed begun to make itself fools again!

Well, who made me get on the system? I enjoyed it and naturally I have to lose something. This is fair!

But there is no way. In order to remove the feature shield, Vardy could only grit his teeth and forcefully!

After exiting the system, Vardy kept thinking about how to bowl in the game, until he was about to explode and finally got a draft.

The next day at the training base, after the training, Vardy pulled a few good friends to prepare for something.

Fortunately, the teammates have long been accustomed to Vardy's habit of making troubles at any time, and do not feel that it is too much. On the contrary, under Vardy's subtle influence, they also fell in love with this happy football.

Even if football is a passionate and exciting sport, it does not mean that other elements cannot be accepted on the green field.

Vardy has proved it with her own funny again and again. In fact, this style is very popular. Just look at the attention Vardy receives every day.

So they happily accepted Vardy's proposal.

But Rooney was a little reluctant, "Why do I want to make a ball bottle? No, I want to be a ball!"

Vardy rolled her eyes and scoffed at Rooney's behavior that always likes to steal the spotlight.

Do you know if you are a supporting role?

Act well, I'll ask the director to add a chicken leg to you.

If you steal the spotlight, I will ask you to get a lunch box immediately!

......

It was finally time to play against Tottenham, and Vardy was fully prepared.

In short, this is Vardy's third season in the Premier League. Although it has only just begun, it cannot be considered a complete newcomer.

Having played against Tottenham four times in two seasons, Vardy has a clear understanding of the strength of the North London team - the overall lineup is in the upper middle, with no obvious weaknesses, but no superstars either.

Therefore, Tottenham's performance in each season is neither up nor down in the Premier League. They actively score points in the face of weak teams, but they are very negative when facing giant teams and are often hailed as a point-giving boy.

At least in several games against Tottenham, Vardy failed to cause too much trouble for Vardy.

It's like this time, I challenged Manchester United away. From the beginning, Tottenham may not have the idea of ​​getting out of here.

It was like a widow with her thighs spreading, facing the sturdy bearded man, which had already begun to flood.

Come on, ravage me to your heart's content!

Manchester United naturally would not miss such a good opportunity. How could they let it go if they came to their doors on their own initiative?

Anyway, I didn’t know who it was when I put my pants on in the end!

In just 15 minutes of the game, Rooney helped the team to score the first record. The fat man actually took advantage of the corner kick opportunity to jump high from Wan Jun to score. This is really not Rooney's common way of scoring!

Although he was happy that Rooney helped the team lead, Vardy's heart skipped a beat.

Rooney scored first, so Rooney must play the leading role in the celebration performance. What should he do?

But just when Valdy was uneasy, the fat man seemed to have thrown all the celebration methods he had discussed before and rushed to the stands to interact with the fans passionately.

Vardy breathed a sigh of relief, probably forgot about this guy.

The other teammates also looked at each other. Didn’t they agree to show off together to celebrate?

Why did you go downstairs and play by yourself?

After Rooney interacted with the fans, she walked into the middle of the stadium and saw the expressions of several good friends. Rooney wanted to slap himself in the face.

He really forgot about celebrating the goal together!

Is it still time to shape it now?

Rooney waved to several good friends and signaled them to come together to celebrate the goal as agreed.

But before the good friends could react, the referee had already come over and urged Rooney to go back and start the game again as soon as possible.

Rooney was crying and she should have drunk some six walnuts to replenish her brain, otherwise with her poor memory, I am really afraid that one day I will forget who I am!

Although the crisis has passed temporarily, Vardy knew that he had to score a goal as soon as possible, otherwise the limelight might be stolen at any time!

So Vardy became more active, running all over the opponent's half, and he could be seen everywhere, just like God.

Tottenham quit this time!

You can win, but you can't kill them all!

Have you never heard of the principle of staying on the front line in the future to meet?

So Vardy was angrily knocked down by Tottenham players!

Seeing that the referee had no intention of taking out the cards, Vardy got up and pressed the ball to the ground and passed it to Rooney.

Send a free kick quickly!

The Tottenham players didn't react at all. They thought about defending after Rooney received the ball.

Rooney was not greedy for me, and he passed the ball straight into the penalty area. There, Vardy had already thrown away the defensive player and successfully counterattacked.

No one can stop Vardy from scoring the goal. Facing the goalkeeper who was lonely like a quail, Vardy made a light push and shot.

A goal has been scored!

Valdy turned around and wanted to run, but just started, but she stepped on the brakes.

I almost forgot about posing for the goal. Is this a trend towards Rooney's development?

Without having time to laugh at himself, Vardy quickly waved to let his good friends come and celebrate the goal together.

Rooney, Ferdinand, Fletcher, Ronaldo and Alan Smith rushed towards Valdy, with great momentum, just like the fauna of raiders on the African road.

When all the fans saw this trend scene, they couldn't help but get excited.

Are they going to start roaming again?

Obviously, they have experienced similar scenes more than once, and whenever Manchester United players are going to make trouble, they look so thrilling.

Several players stopped not far from Vardy, stood attentively, stood in a row, motionless, as if they were punished to stand in a military posture.

What does this mean?

Fans couldn't help but wonder, would Vardy be the next one to play the role of an officer and teach these soldiers a lesson?

But what was unexpected was that Vardy grabbed the ball in his arms and put on a very familiar look?

Is this a bowling ball?

Without giving everyone more time to think, Vardy indeed threw the ball out with a coherent bowling move.

UFO ball?

Then there is no doubt that the players standing in front of him will naturally play the role of the ball bottle that will not move!

The ball was at Ferdinand's feet, and Ferdinand immediately made an exaggerated move and fell horizontally on the court. While falling down, he also grabbed Fletcher and Alan Smith next to him.

It's like a ball bottle touching a ball bottle, passing it down.

Fletcher and Alan Smith also fell down, and Rooney, who was on the side at the edge, also fell down.

Vardy clenched his fists and celebrated the whole thing, and celebrated the whole thing as planned, but as soon as his fists stretched out, he stopped in mid-air, which was very embarrassing.

Five people played the role of the ball bottle, and four people fell down, but one person was left standing there motionless, abrupt and tenacious.

Who is this person?

Of course, he is the most naughty Ronaldo. Ronaldo stood there with a serious expressionless face, as if he had completely put himself in the role of the ball bottle.

Vardy is about to cry!

Brother, can we act according to the script?

I'm all in!

You're about to fall down!

The four people who fell to the ground found that one of them had not fallen. They were also surprised and looked up.

Fletcher subconsciously pulled Ronaldo's legs, reminding Ronaldo that you should fall too.

Seeing that everyone's eyes were already focused on him, Ronaldo suddenly realized his mind, and gestured with a very exaggerated movement for a long time before finally falling to the ground.

Vardy is so dark about his head. Your method of stealing the shot is too fake!

However, Vardy still ended the show, put on a pose with a slut, and celebrated that he had hit the ball.

At this time, the fans in the stands were almost laughing. Every time Manchester United players made a spoof on the court, they were all very shocked.

The fans who were guarding the TV could not help but burst into laughter. They had been waiting for Manchester United players to come out and wait for a long time.

"I once thought Vardy was a sprinter who was delayed by football. Today I realized that I was wrong. It turned out that he was a delayed bowling far-distance mobilization!"
To be continued...
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