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Chapter 397 Ferdinand is going to cry

After defeating Newcastle, Manchester United continued to lead the Premier League standings. Even though Chelsea has not shown any decline, they still cannot surpass Manchester United.

However, after this round of league ended, the European League was suspended for two weeks, and international players from various countries returned to China to serve the kingdom and compete in the 2008 European Cup qualifiers.

Vardy is no exception. He parted ways with a group of Manchester United international players, returned to his country and joined the national team.

Compared with the last time he entered the national team training camp, Vardy obviously had to be much more cautious this time.

The opponents in this two games are Macedonia and Croatia, and they are still away from home.

Croatia is definitely England's strongest opponent in the group. In his previous life, Croatia joined hands with Russia to qualify from the group, so that the star-studded England missed the European Cup finals.

Perhaps others would not know the tragic consequences, but Vardy knew all this well, and Croatia should not be underestimated.

If England is too optimistic, it is easy to repeat the same mistakes if it is not done properly.

As it turns out, Vardy is not overly worried. The atmosphere in the England national team is very relaxed. Facing the opponent in the group stage, it is almost as good as me.

In the eyes of England's bigwigs, England is the top European club. Their opponent in the European Cup is the World Cup champion Italy, Portugal, which eliminated them. France, which lost Zidane, was barely considered one. Even Spain, which gradually showed its dominance, was not taken seriously by them, let alone the small Croatia.

Vardy and Rooney are almost as valuable as the entire Croatian team. What else can I worry about?

So, the style of his teammates when communicating with Vardy is like this:

"Jamie, you have to treat you. The photo album is sold so well. Although it is for charity, we only agreed to the shooting for you if we sell your face!"

"Yes, you must have a big meal, and then you have to have a one-stop nightclub!"

"It is said that you have a way to find good young models and even celebrities. If you have such an event next time, you can't forget me!"

......

Speaking of which, the photo album they took when the national team gathered last time was really terrifying after it was published.

In just one week, the sales of photo albums in the entire UK have exceeded 200,000 copies, and the sales of photo albums in the entire world have exceeded 90,000 copies. This is a miracle.

This made the English internationals feel very proud and gloomy.

But in Vardy's opinion, the reason why the photo sales are so high is more due to Beckham's influence. As for others, who knows you?

What's even more interesting is that didn't Ferdinand take several sets of women's clothing photos, but only one photo was included in the photo.

Ferdinand thought, isn’t this a waste of resources?

Such a good photo, if you can't let fans all over the world see it, it's a crime.

Otherwise, you should publish it at your own expense and treat it as an extra for this photo album.

As a result, Ferdinand's women's photo album was published alone and was not bundled with the whole team of England's photos.

However, it can be imagined how embarrassing the sales of Ferdinand women's clothing photos will be.

It is said that Ferdinand disguised himself and went to the bookstore to investigate. He found that when the whole team of photos were selling well in England, his photos were not popular, and many bookstores had even been removed from the shelves.

When an English fan picked up Ferdinand women's clothing photo after buying the English photo, the fan just turned two pages and threw the book aside in an exaggerated manner, as if there was a virus on the book.

"What kind of trash!"

"It's so disgusting!"

It is conceivable how collapsed Ferdinand would have at that time.

What is even more collapsed is still behind. In order to deal with Ferdinand's unwelcome women's clothing photos, the bookstore had no choice but to adopt a bundled sales strategy.

It's said to be bundled sales, but in fact it's just a buy one get one free...

"Buy one "English Photo" and get one "Ferdinand Photo""

"Buy a copy of Harry Potter and the Mixed Race Prince" and get a copy of Ferdinand's Photo""

"Buy a copy of The Sun and get a copy of Ferdinand's Photo""

"It's a free gift to Ferdinand Photo""

......

What’s even more tragic is that even if it’s free, people don’t want it!

This cruel reality has really hit Ferdinand a bit. Even when he was suspended for eight months because he missed a urine test, he has never been so desperate.

However, things seem to have turned around recently. It is said that once a gay man was given a copy of "Ferdinand Women's Clothing Photos" when he bought a hamburger. He opened it inadvertently and looked at it and felt like he was a treasure.

The gay guy brought the photo to a themed bar where gay guys gathered, which almost caused a snatch, and the entire gay guy circle was about to riot.

Perhaps "Ferdinand Women's Clothing Photo" is really eye-catching in ordinary eyes, but in the eyes of gay men, it is simply a masturbation tool.

So the gay group who was usually not visible and unrestrained finally showed their strength in the public eye. They took turns to buy all the "Ferdinand Women's Clothing Photos" that could not be sold at all and could only be given as gifts!

Ferdinand almost collapsed when he learned that his women's clothing photos had become a fantasy object when he was masturbating.

This also confirms the saying that if you don’t commit suicide, you won’t die.

No matter what, with good photo sales, Vardy's foundation can operate better without relying on his own blood transfusions. After hiring a management team, the charity foundation has begun to operate well and Vardy does not need to worry more.

Of course, the foundation manager’s advice to Vardy was to continue taking photos and buying photos, which would make money too quickly.

However, Vardi has his own plan. In a short period of time, fans' consumption potential for photos has been exhausted. Nevaldi does not intend to launch new photos in the short term.

In a year, it is enough for fans to develop a desire to buy again, and that is the good time to launch photos.

Of course, the same theme will always make people aesthetically tired, so next time Valdy plans to match men and women, combining England internationals and beautiful stars, so that the cooperation between talented and beautiful women can be more attractive.

......

With unlimited self-feeling and self-inflation, England ushered in two European Cup qualifiers.

In the first game against Macedonia, England, who played at home, did not leave too much fantasy space for his weak opponents. Vardy, who started, cooperated with Rooney for a continuous breakthrough shortly after the start of the game, and shot and broke through the opponent's goal.

The remaining matches are even simpler. Anyway, Macedonia will not cause any trouble for England, so just kick it.

In the end, England defeated his opponent and won the third game of the qualifiers.

But Vardy could feel that a big victory covered up the problem of disorder in England's offense and defense, and McLaren's tactical system was really inexplicable.

But England's fans were immersed in the joy of winning, and their pursuit and expectations for England were increasing day by day.

So, in the battle with Croatia, England was like a headless fly, completely at a loss on the field.

In contrast, England, which has a super strong formation, is like an amateur team. It was defeated by Croatia's very organized attack and has the risk of losing the ball at any time. The chaos in the offense has caused them to fall into more solo battles, which does not pose much threat at all under the blockade of Croatia's midfield.

Vardy is not an omnipotent God, and it is impossible to lead England to the top by himself. He is unable to make the world come true if his teammates cannot support him.

In the end, the arrogant England defeated Croatia, as if a basin of cold water was poured from his head, and everyone calmed down a lot.

It turns out that our England is not that strong either!

Although England has an enviable array, if there is no way to put these super stars together well and play the role of one plus one greater than two, then this paper array will be meaningless.

What made Vardy feel unhappy was that McLaren was completely whimsical about the use of Double Des, which was also an important reason for England's loss.

Gerald and Lampard are undoubtedly the top all-around midfielders with similar styles. Everyone envies England for having these two world-class midfielders.

But how should these two super midfielders be used?

Logically speaking, a team should have only one midfield core, and all midfield players should stand around the midfield core, so that the tactical ideas of the whole team can be unified and not be separated from each other.

But McLaren took it for granted and sent Gerald and Ferdinand to form a dual-core team. Can this increase in power?

It's just obviously, it turns out that this is not a good idea.

Even though Gerald and Lampard have similar styles, they are two completely different individuals with completely independent thoughts.

When Gerald got the ball, he might think of attacking like this, but when Lampard got the ball, he thought of attacking like this. In this way, the rhythm of the two people is not in the same direction. Who should I listen to?

This is the root cause of the chaos and disorder in England's midfield.

Although Beckham is the captain and has the ability to control the rhythm, his range of activities is always on the wing and his core role is limited.

If it were a tactical master who gave advice to England, it might be able to change this embarrassing situation, but there has never been a world-famous coach in the position of coaching in the English national team.

Vardy was also helpless in this regard. His own words were slight, and even though he knew history, he was unable to change anything.

Losing to Croatia, not only did he lose completely, but he was firmly in the field, as if the powerful Three Lions Army was defeated back to its original form overnight.

Public opinion media criticized this England team, and fans also hated the national team's incompetence. The Three Lions fell directly from heaven to the bottom.

Could it be that England really wants to be like in the previous life, even the European Cup finals cannot be rushed into?

No, absolutely not!

Vardy knew that he had to do something.
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