The moment he was hit, Vardy was a little confused and completely incredible.

I'm on the court, can I still be attacked by terrorists?

My head was a little dizzy and my body was a little painful, but this didn't prevent him from thinking about it?

Al Qaeda's human bomb?

Or is it just that fan who is not happy to throw things at him?

But even so, I shouldn't be able to throw myself in the middle of the court!

And how did they throw such a big thing down?

Under the incredible exclamation of the audience, Vardy finally came to her senses and looked closely and almost turned his back.

Did I go out today without looking at the calendar?

Do you want to be so unlucky?

Has his funny guy reached the point where both man and gods are angry?

Why can’t I even get along with my billboard?

Looking at the billboards so big on the ground, Vardy already fully understood what had happened just now.

The sudden strong wind blew up the billboard that was not reliable on the sidelines, and it hit the center of the venue. I was on the flight route of the billboard, and... there was nothing else.

At that moment, Vardy really felt very sad.

I'm afraid that in the history of world football, I am the first player to be fucked by a billboard?

Is this considered an industrial injury? Will I be reimbursed for insurance?

Vardy was still incredible, and the reactions of the others were even more incredible.

Manchester United players rushed over to check the situation and see if Vardy was really injured. At the same time, they were filled with compassion for Valdy. They were fucked by a billboard on the court, and there was no one else.

The fans in the stands laughed so hard that their stomachs were cramped. Even if Copenhagen lost to Manchester United in this game, it might be worth the price to see such an incredible scene.

Ferguson covered his chest with a little difficulty breathing. The coach was originally a high-risk profession. Although he thought it was okay before, since coaching Vardy, Ferguson felt that he would retire at least two years earlier.

The fans in front of the TV laughed without any image. Perhaps they were not squatting in front of the TV just to watch the game, watching Vardy's various funny and unexpected things is also a big purpose.

"I was surprised by the strong wind. Even billboards could blow. How powerful is Vardy's funny halo?"

"Vardy wore billboards several times before. This time, I'm going to be fucked back!"

"Billboard: No one stops me to take revenge!"

"I just want to know if Copenhagen will ask Vardy to reimburse the money for the billboard repair!"

......

The game has been suspended, and the stadium staff quickly entered the field to clear the billboard. They were to blame for such an accident.

Vardy was still lying on the ground thinking about life. He couldn't figure out who he had provoked whom he was so unlucky.

The team doctor entered the court and conducted a check on Valdy. Although there was nothing big, he was hit with a big bag on his head, which was really unsightly.

Anyway, the game was no longer suspense, so Ferguson replaced Vardy and allowed him to continue receiving treatment in the locker room.

Everyone was confused for the rest of the game and didn't think about it. However, it was not until the referee blew the whistle at the end of the game that Ronaldo felt something was wrong!

Me Snap!

I just said I seemed to have forgotten something!

I lost so much!

That's right, in a series of accidents, Ronaldo forgot about the goal match between the Tridents. There is no doubt that he is the one who lost now.

Vardy scores one goal and one assist, which counts two points;

Rooney scored two goals, and also two points;

Ronaldo only has one assist and only one point.

When he thought of the result, Ronaldo was about to cry. He really couldn't imagine how Vardy and Rooney would torture him.

......

At the post-match press conference, the game itself is no longer important. After the two coaches made a few casual speeches on the game itself, the reporters focused all their attention on the unexpected explosion points that occurred in the game.

For Ferguson, such a thing has long become a relaxed and daily life, and there is no accident, but for the assistant coach in Copenhagen, it is simply torment!

"Our head coach is still doing further examinations in the hospital, but judging from the news that has been sent back, it should be no serious!"

"This is a total accident. It shouldn't be blamed for anyone. Who would have thought that the ball would fly out after two players faced each other and hit our coach in the face!"

"There is also the sudden strong wind blowing in the stadium. Actually, I can't understand why there will be strong winds blowing in the closed stadium on all sides, and it will blow up the billboard. What's even more incredible is that the billboard hit Manchester United player Vardy."

"For this matter, our Copenhagen Club expressed deep apology to Vardy. Whether it is weather reasons or our negligence in management, it is our responsibility to have such an accident."

......

With so many accidents in a game, everyone is drunk. Even Vardy himself did not recover for a short time after flying back to Manchester.

He thought this was the system, otherwise how could such an incredible thing happen?

No matter how you look at the closed stadium, it is impossible to blow wind in the stadium, and it is a strong wind that can blow billboards.

Although I read less, don’t lie to me!

Do you think that's a demonic wind?

When watching Journey to the West, whenever monsters want to appear or show up, they start with a strange wind. Did monsters appear on the stadium during the game?

Anyway, if there is nothing wrong with it, Vardy will definitely not believe it.

But no matter how severe the torture was, the system would not admit it, and Vardy had no choice.

Well, this matter has come to an end, don't mention Vardy's sadness again!

After three consecutive wins in the Champions League group stage, Manchester United has firmly held the initiative in his hand. Although everyone had expected that there would be no surprises in Manchester United qualifying, it was still very surprising that it was so relaxed as it is now.

However, when you think of the excellent performance of Manchester United Trident, it seems that this is natural. There is no offensive combination in the entire European football world that is more popular than Manchester United Trident.

Even though fans are praising Vardy's performance every day, they still enjoy it, which is almost a phenomenon.

Some people discovered that Vardy scored goals in every game this season, without missing a single one.

11 goals in 8 Premier League games, 3 Champions League games, each goal is crucial to Manchester United. Didn’t you see the league where Vardy was suspended?

If there were no Vardy, then Manchester United would have at least fewer goals now. The goal-scoring ability of substitute striker Sach could not make up for Manchester United's offensive loopholes.

Manchester United's possession of Vardy really makes other wealthy families envious, jealous and hateful. This feeling of suffering has been around for a long time.

If you use the market price to measure Vardy's value, then you will be embarrassed to quote Manchester United without £5,000.

Can Manchester United sell Vardy for £5,000?

Do you think Manchester United has never seen money?

Even though the Glazer family was all vampires, they knew the principle of living in strange goods, and the Jews were the best at doing business.

In terms of value alone, Manchester United has earned more than 50 million pounds for nothing. Is there any more profitable business than this?

What is the price Manchester United pays?

With a little signing fee and not a high salary, even if Raiola is now negotiating with Manchester United, the new contract will not be a sky-high price. After all, the market is not as chaotic as it was later.

And what did Vardy bring to Manchester United?

Not to mention anything else, if there were no Vardy in the Champions League last season, Manchester United would not even be able to break through the group stage.

There were many wealthy families who had the opportunity to sign Vardy, but for various reasons, they did not dare to gamble. Now, they regretted it.

Recently, Mourinho has complained more than once that the player he wants most is Valdi, but Abu gave him a Shevchenko. Even though Shevchenko was successful in Serie A, there was still a big gap in goals and Vardy in terms of goal ability, let alone Shevchenko has not adapted to the Premier League yet.

It's true that Vardy is funny, but funny is just a manifestation. If you reject Vardy because of funny, then you are equivalent to pushing the goal and victory out.

......

On the training ground, Vardy and Rooney were squatting in the corner and muttering, and laughing from time to time, and their eyes were filled with gloating.

C Luo was far away from the two of them, but he still felt his hair stand up. He knew that those two bastards would never let him go.

Even though Ronaldo wanted to mercy in every way, he failed to let Vardy and Rooney give up this condition.

There is no way, I can only accept the loss. Ronaldo has to complete the thing that Vardy and Rooney respectively designated!

You should know that sudden death is not terrible. Once you close your eyes, you will pass. What is terrible is that you know that death is coming, but you can only wait quietly for the arrival of death. This kind of despair will make people collapse and suffer to the extreme.

Now Ronaldo is like a terminally ill person waiting for death minute by minute. Valdy and Rooney told him clearly that they owe this to him in advance, and when will they think of it and let Ronaldo do it.

So, Ronaldo lived in fear all day long, feeling anxious, thinking about how the two of them would torture him all day long, and he was about to collapse.

In fact, Vardy didn't expect that the power would be so great. It was not that he wanted to torture Ronaldo on purpose, but that he already wanted to let Ronaldo do something in the future.

In December, Manchester United will go to Japan to participate in the Club World Cup, and make preparations early. Then let Ronaldo complete a very terrifying thing. This is Vardy's plan.

Of course, Ronaldo is in panic all day long and suffers mental torture. Vardy thinks it's good too.

Those who are more handsome than me are all criminals, so you should be tried slowly!
Chapter completed!