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Chapter 413 Two Freds(1/2)

Speaking of the system's actions, it may not be that Vardy really punches and kicks Fred. After all, it is a peaceful era and it is not good to be too violent.

That's to let yourself spoof Fred?

Well, this is not a particularly difficult task.

Actually, this little guy Fred is really worth a beating!

Although Fred looks like a little red lion, in fact, he is a red devil.

Whenever Manchester United plays at Old Trafford at home, this furry guy always appears on the sidelines, constantly interacting with fans, inciting the atmosphere and momentum of the court, which can be regarded as an atmosphere regulator.

But like most mascots, he is used to being unscrupulous at Old Trafford and often spoofs the Manchester United players.

For example, he suddenly appeared beside Vardy and twisted his butt and danced enthusiastically, for example, he hugged Ronaldo and rushed into the bathroom, or for example, he probably used boxing movements to provoke Rooney, and then was fucked to the ground by Rooney's void circle...

Every time the fans are so happy, this should be considered a daily routine for the mascot.

The players were not unhappy about this, after all, they were just fun.

However, Vardy loves and hates Fred, and this guy has spoofed himself more than once.

Once at home game, Fred made a few big white cardboards ingeniously. The players who teased Manchester United were actually just teasing Valdy.

Fred walked to Gary Neville with a cardboard in his hand, lifted the first cardboard, which read "Captain", and then the Red Devils in the stands shouted at Captain;

Then he walked to Rooney, turned over the cardboard, which read "Golden Boy", and the Red Devils shouted at Golden Boy again;

C Luo’s cardboard says “Bicycle Boy”;

Alan Smith's cardboard says "Fasy Saburo";

......

Vardy is looking forward to what will his cardboard be written?

"Super Shooter"?

"Invincible Golden Boot"?

"A pear blossom crushes the crabapple"?

......

But unexpectedly, all Manchester United fans shouted "funny" in a neat way, which directly broke Vardy!

Yes, Fred's cardboard is just funny!

So, the hatred between Vardy and Fred was formed!

Now the system asks Vardy to deal with Fred, maybe it is for the purpose of helping Vardy take revenge!

Anyway, Vardy expressed no pressure or guilt for attacking Fred.

Of course, Vardy needs to think about how to start.

Originally, Vardy planned to gather a few good friends to attack Fred, but obviously everyone was not interested in this proposal, so Vardy could only do it alone after all.

Finally, the match day is coming, and Vardy is about to start implementing his plan!

An hour before the game, Manchester United players walked into the court from the locker room to start warming up, but when no one noticed it, Vardy quietly left the team.

Otherwise, Vardy's presence was very low when she was not funny, as if she had been left on the road by a bus...

Vardy did not warm up on the court, and Ferguson and the members of the coaching staff did not notice it, let alone notice it.

Some team members discovered it, but they didn't care. You don't have to worry about it, like Vardy who often makes accidents. This guy might be squatting now!

The sideline mascot Fred was interacting with the fans, and he danced improvised in his joy, which attracted applause and cheers in the stands.

But at this moment, another Fred suddenly rushed out of the player channel, red and cute, but the difference was that this Fred actually actually held a big fork in his hand.

That's right, Fred's original form is holding a demon fork in his hand.

At the beginning, many people didn’t notice it. Even if they discovered it, they didn’t care much. They thought that two mascots would appear to play with everyone today!

But what was unexpected was that after a week, the second Fred looked around, rushed directly towards Fred who had appeared in front, and the fork in his hand also stood up, just like a devil was going to hunt.

The real Fred did not notice any abnormality, and was still dancing beautifully and enjoying the cheers of the fans, but he did not expect that a fake Fred was approaching!

Amid all the fans' exclamations, another Fred rushed over like a motorcycle Dundu, aiming the fork in his hand at the first Fred's chrysanthemum.

Puchi!

——

Ao~~~~~~~~

Fred really let out a devilish howl and almost rushed to the stands!

When most fans saw this scene, they almost laughed and fell from the stands. These were two little demons killing each other!

But those fans who saw this scene at close range instantly felt that the anus was cold. This was not a joke. I really stabbed it in. In a trance, a trace of blood could be seen on the spire of the fork.

This is just a performance, is it so tragic?

The fake Fred stood there and laughed at the sky. The fork in his hand pointed at the genuine Fred who was clamoring on the ground and howling with his butt. He suddenly took out a piece of cloth from the bag and slowly unfolded under the gaze of all the fans.

There is only one sentence above: He is fake!

The fans suddenly realized that it was such a routine, no wonder they had to act like this!

The big moves of the two mascots here not only made the fans excited, but also attracted the attention of the players who are warming up.

What's going on?

There are actually two mascots today to warm up?

Could it be that the club collects fans' money and lets him experience the mascot?

And what's incredible is how the two mascots fought?

Could it be that these two mascots are mothers and are competing for favor in the harem?

So the players stopped and watched the farce with great interest.

Finally, the real Fred's butt felt less headache. He got up from the ground and was angry to see who was just now, and he felt like he was going to have anal fissures on his ass!

What is the most precious thing for men?

It is dignity, and... chrysanthemums!

If you don’t take this revenge, you will not be a human being!

But when the real brand Fred turned around, he suddenly realized, Damn, why is another Fred?

I was stunned on the spot at that time!

What's the situation?

Haven't you heard that someone is here to visit today?

And since Old Trafford has always been the only one Fred, where did this come from?

Is he going to be fired and the club finds another new Fred?

At this moment, the actor who played the real Fred began to think about life.

But this guy soon shook his big head. He didn't think so much at this time. The anus was still so hot that it hurts. Why don't you take revenge quickly!

He rushed to Vardy in two steps, dragged his heavy body, and fled towards Vardy.

Vardy was not willing to suffer any loss. He also took two steps forward and the two fought together.

If it was a duel between two innocent men, the scene would have been very bloody, 18 bans!

But the problem is that the two of them are wearing Fred's outfit, they are big and stupid. This kind of fight doesn't look violent at all, they are simply cute!

The fans were about to laugh. Today's mascot performance was great and they said they liked it very much.

Everyone was watching the fun, but the two mascots had no trace of performance and they were really hard to fight.

Ferguson looked at this absurd scene and felt something was wrong without coming.

Usually, according to normal ideas, Vardy often appears in abnormal scenes.

I quickly turned my attention to the turf. If Vardy was warming up, it would be fine, but if Vardy was not warming up, then there was no need to doubt that one of the two Freds must be Valdy, and the most likely one was the one who held the fork...

Sure enough, after searching for a while, Vardy wasn't in the warm-up team.

Ferguson almost got angry. Can't this guy calm down for a day?

It was not until this time that the stadium staff came late, but they knew very well that they had not arranged two Freds to play at all today. There was an accident on the court now.

Hurry up and take advantage of the fact that everyone didn't react and ended the two Freds, otherwise things would be very big!

I believe tomorrow's media front page headlines must be "Manchester United mascot Fred was cruel and the scene was bloody..."

The two Freds were already hard to match. Even if Vardy held the big fork, it would not increase much combat power, because the true Fred's chrysanthemum was already numb and was invincible with all poisons!

When the two Freds were carried into the player's passage by a group of staff, the battle finally came to an end.

True Fred pulled off his big helmet and glared at the fake Fred.

"Call the police, I want to call the police. This gangster seriously hurt my body and my heart!" True Fred yelled unyieldingly. If the staff hadn't stopped him, he would have to part with the fake Fred.
To be continued...
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