December 18th is a great and memorable day for the world football world. From this day on, the great funny Vardy officially rose to the altar and became the real ruler of the world football world. The world football world has since opened a passionate and happy new era. —————Excerpt from "The Chronicle of Vardy Funny Autobiography"

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Of course, this autobiography written by Valdy's 118-year-old age is actually very low in circulation, so low that no one wants it for free. It is said that Bai Yun and Hei Tu used up their butts when they were going to the toilet. Then they used this autobiography.

Therefore, this view has not been accepted by the mainstream public, and no one even knows that there is such a statement.

The more popular saying in public opinion is that this day is a dark day for the world football world, and a funny guy won the honor of the world footballer, which will have a devastating impact on the world football world.

Perhaps starting tomorrow, the game fans see on the court will no longer be based on all-round confrontation, but will be a 90-minute sequel made up of absurd and funny clips. Football will become a sitcom that will move to the green field.

For players, how to maximize their own interests?

Look at Vardy, he got the World Football Master by making fun of him. They can also get the World Football Master. Can they also get the World Football Master?

Compared to scoring goals, it feels more funny.

So more often, fans may see such pictures—

Even though he can score a goal with a single strike, the offensive player began to think about life;

He could clearly push and score directly, but he aimed at the post and rushed up;

When celebrating the goal, you can roar passionately, but you just want to dance like a clown;

It is obvious that the mascot didn't help you, but you just kicked the mascot every game, which made everyone in the club's mascots and didn't dare to show up...

Well, it feels scary when you think about it.

However, what made the fans even more happy and incredible was the media interview with the judges next.

"Yes, I chose Vardy, but I didn't think he was really worthy of the World Footballer, but I thought he was funny and worked hard, so I voted to comfort him, but I didn't expect that he actually won the championship!" - The head coach of a certain national team

"I just thought, everyone has to choose Cannavaro anyway, and it doesn't matter even if I choose Vardy, but I didn't expect that there seemed to be quite a lot of people with the same idea as me!" The captain of a certain national team

As it turns out, funny guys are still popular!

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After winning the supreme honorary title of World Footballer, Vardy was truly at the top of the world football world. The competitive and commercial value soared again under the conditions that were already very high, and became the darling of advertising manufacturers.

Raiola is about to be crazy about being happy. Almost all major companies around the world come to contact him, hoping that Vardy can become the spokesperson for their brand, and even almost takes out a blank check and fills in the numbers on it.

If Vardy accepts every endorsement, he probably doesn't have to do anything every day and just shoots advertisements.

However, Raiola is not an idiot, so he naturally knows that he can't accept all endorsements, so he just chose the endorsements that suit Vardy's image to negotiate.

And there is another task recently, which is to help Vardy discuss a new contract with Manchester United.

With Vardy's current status, the weekly salary of more than £60,000 is hard to match Vardy, so renewal is imperative. Even Manchester United knows this well and they seem to be more active than Raiola.

There is no way, Vardy has long become a superstar that the world's giants are coveted by. The heavyweight is not inferior to Zidane at all at the peak of his life. Everyone knows that having Vardy is equivalent to having a steady stream of goals.

Don't think that everyone is as stingy as Manchester United. If other wealthy families pay Vardy at a sky-high annual salary, how can Vardy not be moved?

Although at present, the salary Vardy received simply from Manchester United is no longer as small as his own endorsement income, one thing you should know is that the salary of Football Far Mobilization is equivalent to his position in the world football world.

Even if you don’t care about this little money, you must fight for this money for the sake of reputation.

Fortunately, Vardy didn't need to participate in these things. The biggest headache he had is bargaining with others. Like the aunts who bought vegetables in the market, they fought for one cent at a time, which was a waste of life.

After returning to Manchester, when he participated in training the next day, Vardy brought the World Footballer's trophy to the club. First, he had already discussed it with the club. The trophy will be exhibited in the club's honor exhibition room for fans to visit, and second, he also wanted to show off to his good friends.

If you don’t return home without wealth, it’s like walking in a night clothes with brocade!

Although we have a good relationship with good friends, we can wear a pair of pants, but in terms of competition, we have to move forward.

I'll get the World Footballer first!

Ronaldo, Rooney, do you envy?

Of course, if it was Ronaldo in his previous life, he would definitely be disdainful of Vardy.

Vardy took out a trophy to show off, Ronaldo smiled and took out four from behind!

Who are you going to compete with?

It's like fighting a landlord. Valdy's arrogant landlord has a two-year-old landlord. Can't you afford it?

Ronaldo on the opposite side smiled contemptuously and threw out a bomb...

But now Ronaldo is still the slightly immature young man, still far from being the domineering president!

Oh, by the way, and Rooney, this guy probably can only cry and say "I can't afford it"!

"Are you sure that your trophy is made of pure gold? Why do I look like plastic?"

On the training ground, Rooney grabbed the trophy in Vardy's hand and chewed it without saying a word.

Vardy's heart was pounding. Is this guy planning to eat the trophy directly?

Before Vardy could make any move, Ronaldo next to him had already won the trophy and looked at Rooney with disdain.

"What era is it? Is it still possible to use this method to distinguish the true and false. Can I use some modern methods?"

After saying that, Ronaldo said with a confident expression: "I learned it in junior high school. Water regia is highly corrosive and even gold can be melted. Let's find some water regia. If it can be melted, it will definitely be pure gold!"

Vardy kneeled down for Ronaldo, is your chemistry taught by Wang Dabu next door?

Sighing, Vardy rolled his eyes and said, "In fact, it doesn't have to be so troublesome to destroy. Just sell it to the recycling station. You can earn a few pocket money and relieve your envy, jealousy, right?"

But what made Vardy crazy was that Ronaldo and Rooney nodded in agreement, ran away with the trophy, then ran out two meters and then turned back and asked Valdy what made him collapse - do you know where to collect scraps?

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Of course, his teammates did not let Vardy escape. The next night he hosted a grand party and invited his teammates to celebrate. Of course, celebrating his winning goal by the World Footballer is just a reason, and actually having fun is the key.

Due to the intensive schedule of Manchester United this year, all Christmas parties have been cancelled. This time, the party is equivalent to an early Christmas party.

On December 23, in the last match before Christmas, Manchester United will challenge Aston Villa away, which is another very critical battle.

If Manchester United cannot score all three points, then Chelsea may be able to overtake Manchester United. This is a shocking blow for Manchester United, which has been leading for half a season. If not done well, it will seriously damage Manchester United's subsequent momentum.

Therefore, this game is absolutely unforgettable, and winning the game became Manchester United's only goal.

What kind of performance will Vardy Vardy contribute to the game in the new World Footballer, and this will be the first appearance of Vardy after successfully making him a World Footballer.

If there is no controversy over Vardy's award, it is impossible.

Italian fans have a very clear view. In the World Cup year, everything must be measured and referenced. Italy is the World Cup champion. Cannavaro deserves the title of World Footballer. Vardy and England have not even entered the semi-finals. What should they do with Cannavaro?

Of course, more people still recognize Vardy as the world footballer. After all, Vardy's personal honor is very dazzling, and no one can compare to this point.

But everyone is worried that at the age of less than 20, Vardy has already won so many honors, and the three golden boots are combined and the honor of World Football Master has also been won. Will Vardy lose the motivation to move forward? Like many former genius boys, he relied on his old fortune to survive and waited for death, and finally became a popular person?

It’s not impossible!

How many geniuses who are so glorious that the world is just beginning to come out, but they have accomplished nothing in the end!

Although it seems that Vardy has achieved success at the moment, it is a question whether he can keep it!

Rejecting the temptation of the flower world and focusing more on the football field instead of being sensual and sensual, this is what fans expect from Vardy!

Don’t engage in endless nightlife, even if you are keen on being funny on the court!

In fact, fans' worries are actually quite redundant. For Vardy, this is just the beginning.

What are the three golden boots?

What is the title of World Footballer?

Vardy, who had experienced the competition between Mero in his previous life, knew that this was all a pediatric department. When will you be able to take more honors than Mero, come out and show off!

More importantly, he longs for championships, he longs for honors, and he longs for the passion of standing on the green field when everyone is paying attention. This is the pursuit he most longs for realization after his rebirth.

If you just want to live a life, then Vardy has countless ways, so why do you have to play football with great tiring efforts?

Everything comes from love!
Chapter completed!