Chapter 430 Hat Trick and Big Four(1/2)
The game lasted only 20 minutes, and Villa's substitution quota had been used up. The tragic situation of three players being sent directly to the hospital by ambulances all fans were dumbfounded.
Is this what they ended up provoking Vardy?
The first player was blown up in succession, and was finally blown to pieces by Vardy. If this guy didn’t have the foresight to freeze sperm, then he would definitely be green when he gave birth to a child in the future!
The remaining two players were also very miserable. It felt like two trucks were racing at the highest speed and they were all ruined.
Vardy's sexy operation was extremely sharp. He flashed out when he was about to collide, but the two of his teammates collided together, which made him feel so unbearable to look at him.
If this was really designed by Vardy, most people would not believe it. After all, this is a football game, not a suspense blockbuster.
But it is a complete coincidence, but it is a bit unexplainable. Once or twice is a coincidence, but it is always like this, and coincidence becomes inevitable!
I'm afraid, the funny halo may really exist, and it also has a strong sense of existence, so that the guys who provoke Vardy are affected by the halo and have no good ending.
It was like an evil sect. Valdy used her funny sacrifices to curse all the guys who provoked him, and then these guys were in trouble!
The fans' minds had already appeared in Vardy wearing a witch's clothes, his face was full of gloomy, and he was chanting a spell in the dim room without windows...
It seems that this does not match Vardy's usual funny image, so how should we explain this?
Or, it is also good to describe Vardy as "Son of God".
He is his own son, and you have to cause trouble for yourself, so why don’t God kill you?
Of course, it can be explained that the girl who loves to laugh will not have bad luck, and the funny Vardy will not have bad luck...
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Vardy does feel that his goal is great.
If you want a game to be terminated early, in addition to force majeure, if there are fewer than 7 players on the field, the game will also end early.
That is to say, seven people can play, six people must stop.
In other words, Vardy still needs to end the unnamed opponent's player in order to achieve this goal.
In addition to the three players who Vardy had ended up playing, Vardy would take down eight opponents in one game.
Do you think this goal is great?
Of course, Vardy has another task, which is to score as many goals as possible, which he will never forget.
Even if there is no system task, he will choose to do this. If he can make the game a basketball score, then Villa will probably never have the shame to be a human being again!
And you can score goals yourself, you're so happy!
If this happens, then Vardy cannot just think about killing the opponent's players. At least before killing three more players, Vardy will score as many goals as possible.
If the other party is really desperate, and they won’t play with you, they will apply for a red card by themselves, and then Vardy has no place to cry even if she wants to cry!
The revolution has not been successful yet, and Vardy still needs to work hard.
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After the game started again, the players on both sides actually saw Vardy's eyes had changed.
Maybe others don’t know the inside story, but Alan Smith and Fletcher did as Vardy’s request just now, and then the two Villa players knelt down. There was no such coincidence!
They knew that they became Valdy's accomplices.
But they didn't know how Vardy did this.
Even if Vardy suddenly flashed and dodged when she was about to collided, the two players of Villa were completely likely to make the same moves. How could it be so tragic?
The image of Vardy in their hearts has become mysterious.
The Villa players' eyes when they looked at Vardy were full of vigilance and fear, and even did not dare to look at Vardy to a certain extent.
They were really afraid that Vardy would regard them as their next target.
Even if they believe that these are accidents, who can guarantee that there will be no accidents when it is their turn?
Whether it is a blowjob or a headshot, it is not what they want. They are just here to play football, not to fight desperately.
The funny thing is that when Vardy passed by them, the Villa players ran away like a frightened bird, as they were as cowardly as they were.
When Villa players face other Manchester United players, they perform very normally. They should defend and fight, and they should fight, as if they should get back the face they lost when facing Valdy;
But as soon as Vardy faced, these guys wanted to play in a hole and crawl into it and shrink their heads first.
Manchester United players also saw the clues, but they never thought that a player could bring such great fear to a team.
Since they dare not defend Vardy, they should just feed all the balls to Vardy.
So, in the next ten minutes, Valdy scored two consecutive games, completed a hat-trick, and helped Manchester United take a three-goal lead at home.
The game has become Vardy's exhibition match until now. The big devil has arrived and the little devil has retreated. Vardy's playing is simply too easy.
So much so that Vardy began to feel bored, as if such a game would waste his physical fitness when shooting.
Well, now it should be possible to continue to strike against Vera.
Villars, don't be timid!
Under everyone's gaze, Vardy rushed to the front and stood with Villa's last central defender. He was neither offside, and seemed to be able to grab the spot at any time.
The central defender was shocked after dragging the ball, his pores expanded, his hair stood up, and he was directly surrounded by fear.
Why did Vardy come to me?
Is he going to attack me?
A blowjob or a headshot?
Why does it feel like the god of death is coming?
No, I can't die here, I haven't lived enough yet!
I tell you, don’t underestimate the will to live in desperate situations, nor underestimate the ruthlessness of the desperate servants.
If you get closer to me, I will die with you!
The Villa player was ruthless and mustered up the courage to glar at Vardy, as if hatred was irreconcilable.
Vardy was puzzled, was the intelligence leaked?
This guy knows he wants to mess with him?
But the problem is, no matter how fierce you act, it is useless!
So Vardy didn't care about his bad eyes at all, and acted as if he didn't take him seriously at all.
Villa's central defender felt lighter and seemed to be relieved. It seemed that Vardy didn't seem to be trying to do something about him!
But if a person suddenly relaxes in a state of tension, it is easy to get an accident, just like now, this guy is in a tragedy!
I ran a step, scratched, and sprained my ankle!
With all concentration, I didn't pay attention to whether my ankle was relaxed. I turned my back and pressed my weight on my body, almost twisting it into a folded shape.
With a strange scream, Vardy saw that the living person who was still in front of him had disappeared. When he saw that the guy had already fallen to the ground, covering his ankles, screaming in pain.
Me Snap!
I haven't started yet?
Why did you fall down by yourself?
Are you also trying to mess around?
The conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn’t touch you!
Vardy didn't see the scene of this guy spraining his ankle, and couldn't help but be surprised, but then he thought, this guy wasn't trying to leave because of his injury, right?
high!
It's really high!
The accident on the field made everyone confused. What else was Vardy doing?
At this time, the team doctor in Villa had already rushed into the field and began to check on Villa's central defender.
Vardy has also discovered that Villa's central defender's ankles were almost swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye, which is not something that can be cheated.
Regardless of the life or death of Villa's players, Vardy quickly asked the system, would this guy be considered to be on his own if he leaves the court?
"System prompt: Because the host caused a deep fear of the heart of this Villa player, the accident of spraining his ankle occurred, so this head is counted on the host's head!"
Vardy was relieved and quit the system with satisfaction.
But while being happy, he kept complaining in his heart. This guy is too cowardly. He can actually sprain his ankle. If he really gave him a "death glare", wouldn't he have to piss on his pants?
Well, it seems that I have the potential to become a devil in the court. Should I use the same trick again to scare Villa's players on the court, and all these bastards kneel down?
I guess not everyone is so cowardly!
Fans are already looking at Vardy with the eyes of God. Even if Vardy didn't do it, such a thing would be incredible.
At this time, Villa's central defender who sprained his ankle had been carried to the sidelines by a stretcher, while Villa's coach felt like ten thousand divine beasts were happily pulling his poop in his heart.
Damn!
The quota for replacement was over in 20 minutes, and now I am injured again. What should I do?
To be continued...