Chapter 435 Cradle Dance
Within five minutes, Vardy snatched three headers from Big Toure's head and finally realized what it means to be superior.
Vardy would never tremble with Toure. He was in the penalty area where he seemed to be wrestling, which was definitely not his strength.
After his teammates passed the ball, he rushed a few steps and then jumped high and shook his head to attack the goal, thus avoiding the jump from being restricted by his opponent's physical confrontation.
Toure felt like he had met the biggest nemesis in his career. In front of Vardy, he was stripped of a piece of silk like a girl, and he could ravage whatever he wanted.
Facing the high center forward, taking advantage of the opponent's weakness of insufficient flexibility to continuously gain position and space through a strong body, Big Toure will not fall into a disadvantage in all respects;
Facing a flexible Sagittarius, Toure, who is also flexible, will not suffer any loss;
But now that I meet Vardy, I suddenly don’t know what to do!
While Vardy is extremely flexible, he has excellent heading ability. He can't limit himself at all. The fundamental reason is that he is too short!
Finally, in the 14th minute of the game, Rooney passed the ball in front of the goal from the ribs. Vardy rushed two steps and jumped high, overwhelming Toure's head and hit the ball. After the ball bounced to the ground, it finally flew into the gate of Lehman's handle!
This is a rather unreasonable goal, bullying people is not worth your life!
After scoring the goal, Vardy was very excited and started soaring directly at the Emirates Stadium. Even though the whole world was booing, he still couldn't be afraid.
At the Emirates Stadium, Manchester United players were extremely excited and rushed over to celebrate with Valdy.
However, before they could run to Vardy, Vardy made gestures to let them wait for a while.
Obviously, if Vardy wants to celebrate this goal by himself, he must have his own unique celebration move and does not want to be disturbed by his teammates!
Seeing Vardy's actions, everyone was looking forward to it. Is Vardy going to make trouble again?
If anyone in the world football world can play tricks best when celebrating movements, then it must be Vardy. This was created by Vardy using funny movements, and it is definitely not a false reputation, nor is it a bad thing!
What is he going to do this time?
Today is Vardy's birthday. Will his celebration be related to his birthday?
It's not that this guy has a cake hidden, and he is going to score a goal and launch it to play a cake battle. This is the Emirates Stadium, not Old Trafford. If he dares to do this, the Gunners fans will probably fight him even if they jump out of the stands.
Under everyone's gaze, Vardy rushed to the sideline camera, grinned, then stretched out his hands and shook them left and right to make a cradle move.
Cradle dance!
After scoring the goal, Vardy used a very famous celebration move - the cradle dance.
In the 1994 World Cup, Brazil vs. Netherlands in the quarterfinals, Bebeto scored the only goal in the game. The Brazilian scorer's celebration was the unique cradle dance.
Together with his teammates Romario and Mazinho, Bebeto rushed to the sidelines and stretched out his arms to make a cradle dance to celebrate the birth of his son.
This cradle dance celebration action has also become a classic shot of the World Cup and world football.
Later, many players also adopted this way of celebration after scoring goals because their little prince or little princess was born.
But no one expected that Vardy would adopt such a celebration today.
This is incredible!
Was Vardy a father?
I haven't heard of it, it's not realistic.
It's possible for godfather!
Currently recognized by Valdy, his girlfriend is the football goddess Kisti. Although the two cannot live together every day due to work, they seem to be very loving.
The problem is, Kisty didn't have a baby!
Kisty is still working and hosts the show as usual every week and has never been absent.
Is it not that the child is born, but that he is pregnant?
If you are just pregnant, then using a cradle dance is perfect. Obviously, it is more symbolic to stuff the ball into the jersey and pretend to be a big belly.
The problem suddenly becomes complicated. Could it be that Vardy's child was not born by Kisti?
The picture suddenly became fuller. When Kisti was working hard, Vardy had a secret love with her girlfriend on her back. Then the woman had a secret bead and got pregnant with Valdy's dragon seed...
This news is so exciting!
Although many football stars have a history of messing around, there are not many clean football in the entire English football world.
But when I had a wife or girlfriend, I made another woman's belly bigger and gave birth to an illegitimate child. This has never happened.
The most important thing is that Vardy actually exposed it!
He wants to go to heaven!
Scandal, a shocking scandal!
The reporters seemed to have smelled the fishy shark, and they quickly figured out the whole incident in their minds, and began to write articles quickly, attracting their attention.
As for whether it is the truth, no one cares!
Amid the booing at the Emirates Stadium, Vardy was still doing the cradle dance with a happy look on his face, but the Manchester United players next to him were a little stunned.
As Vardy's good friends, Rooney and Ronaldo spent more time with Vardy than Vardy and Kisti, and they almost talked about anything. The key problem is that they really don't know that Vardy's illegitimate child was born, and they didn't even know about pregnancy.
After Vardy finished his cradle dance, he turned around and wanted to hug his teammates.
But as soon as his hand reached out, he stopped in mid-air, and his teammates' surprised expressions made Vardy stunned.
Why are you still unhappy if I scored a goal?
Why do you look like you have never seen me?
At this time, Rooney and Ronaldo hugged Vardy and avoided the camera.
"Have your children been born?" Ronaldo and Rooney asked with concern.
Vardy was confused and had no idea what the two of them were talking about.
"I'm not married yet, I have a nonsense child!" Vardy said angrily.
Valdy obviously has not adapted to the European minds. In his perception, he cannot have children without getting married.
In fact, in Europe, only a few people have children after marriage, and most of them have completed this work before marriage.
"Then what does your cradle dance mean?"
Faced with the questioning of good friends, Vardy then understood what was going on.
In fact, Vardy really has no children, and book friends know this better than Vardy.
Today is Vardy's birthday, and the child's birthday is the mother's goodbye day. Many people think of celebrating their birthdays, but never think about the pain their mother will suffer on the day they are born.
Although he had been traveling to Valdi for almost three years, and Valdi's mother became his cheap mother, Valdi could still feel her deep love for him from her.
So, on his birthday today, Vardy chose to use such a goal action to express his love for his mother.
Today 20 years ago, I was born. It was you who shake me with the cradle every day and I fall asleep gently. It was you who accompany me to grow up every day. It was you who use meticulous care to make me worry-free...
Even though her true self has not enjoyed all this, it does not prevent her from still being a great mother.
You know, shortly after Valdy was born, his biological father abandoned them and his son. It was his mother and adoptive father who worked hard to raise him into a human life. There are many sadness in this.
But no matter what, the hard days are gone!
Maybe others would guess Vardy’s thoughts wrong, but Vardy didn’t care much, he just wanted to express these things simply.
He shook the cradle dance, which had already determined its meaning, into new ideas.
......
After the celebration of the goal was over, the game was able to start over again. Even if the outside world was in a turmoil because of Vardy's cradle dance, the game would not be affected at all, because the game would continue.
The backward Arsenal began to counterattack on a large scale. They would never be willing to lose to Manchester United at home. Even if there is no hope of competing for the league championship now, it is a very good self-comfort to defeat Manchester United.
Humph, so what if you win the championship in the end? You still lose to us!
Of course, in the eyes of Arsenal fans, it would be great if Manchester United cannot win the championship, or in other words, no team except Arsenal cannot win the championship. The Premier League championship trophy is best awarded directly to Arsenal.
The crazy Gunners have a strong offensive. For Wenger, the paranoid, now is the time to show Arsenal's real football.
What is the style of the Gunner under Wenger?
Beautiful, beautiful, sexy, pleasing to the eye and making people happy from the bottom of their hearts.
When tangling with the opponent, especially the opponent is a super strong team, Arsenal may not be able to play such a wonderful scene. After all, football is not only exciting, but also more important wins and losses.
But now it's different. The score is already behind. They can completely put aside more concerns and devote themselves to the passionate attack to play football that truly belongs to Arsenal.
Well, Vardy doesn't hate Wenger's paranoia at all.
If the football world becomes the same, there will be no beauty at all, and no one will even like the sport.
Only when all the football styles are brought together can the charm of football be truly reflected.
Brazil's Samba football, Italy's chain defense and defensive counterattack, Spain's pass control, Germany's European powerhouse, and England's long pass and x***t. Only when these genres and styles collide with each other can a spark of passion burst out.
Compared to Mourinho's pragmatism, Wenger is obviously an idealist, and it is precisely because of these idealists that football is more beautiful.
Well, Wenger and Arsenal will continue to be responsible for their beautiful appearance, and I will be responsible for winning the championship!
Chapter completed!