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Chapter 593 Date?(1/2)

"System mission: Is it a waste of life because life is too dull? Do you miss the fun of fighting wits and courage with the referee? The system follows the real thoughts of the host. Please let the referee show a big face in the game against Liverpool!"

"Task Reward: Spiritual Characteristics - Vardy's Roar"

"Punishment of failure: becomes a public enemy of the referee within two weeks, and will be treated unfairly and misjudged in the game."

Before the game, Vardy received a sudden task from the system.

At that time, Vardy felt that he was in a bad mood.

I have clearly cultivated myself and become a monk and have no dispute with the world. Why does this broken system always make me cause trouble everywhere? Is this a good system like this?

Vardy always doubted that this funny system must have not passed the ISO9001 international quality system certification when it was released from the factory!

Vardy's principle of being a human being has always been that if you don't offend me, I will save your life. It seems that the system takes the pulse very accurately.

However, Vardy is usually unwilling to provoke a referee. No matter what, the judge in black is the one who has the final say on the court. Why can't hesitate to get along with the one who has the right to speak?

Isn’t this full?

Besides, referees usually come together. If you make small people, old people, and even want the whole family to join forces, aren't you afraid of being worn in the future?

No need to do more. If you get tired of a game without any pain, it will be enough for you to be so depressed that you want to commit suicide.

However, after understanding the characteristics of the system rewards, Vardy instantly turned aside.

Do it!

Must do it!

Vardy's roar: When the referee makes a penalty that is not conducive to the team, it will start when arguing with the referee, putting greater pressure on the referee through the roaring aura, thereby increasing the possibility of a referee making a favorable change.

This feature is simply a bug, it is a problem of one plus one subtraction, and it is very practical.

For example, the opponent pretended to fall in the penalty area and the referee wanted to award a penalty. At this time, Vardy made a brilliant appearance and scared the referee. In the end, not only did he not award a penalty, but he also gave the opponent's forward a yellow card. One mile or one other, the gap was huge.

However, Vardy found that the system seemed to target referees in a lot.

Previously, the two major characteristics of Deadly Flying Tackle and Brutal Crash reduced the chance of being judged by the referee, but now it has added a certain chance to change the referee's roaring characteristic.

Will the referees dare not care about it when their characteristics are successful in the future?

When you think about it, you feel happy.

Vardy could no longer help but want to speak harshly to the referee.

Are you ready?

The referee of this game couldn't help but shivered in the hotel room, and always felt an inexplicable strange atmosphere surrounding him.

......

In order to ensure its condition, Vardy not only took a bottle of physical potion, but also prepared the status adjustment card.

It's okay to be a referee, but the prerequisite is to lead Inter Milan to the quarterfinals and never give Liverpool a chance, otherwise even the funny guys will lose their meaning.

Of course, Vardy had to use his brain to make the referee show his big face. Sometimes he even thought that the system just needed his brains, and it wasn't really a person.

During the warm-up, Vardy couldn't help but take out his perspective glasses to scan Liverpool players one by one, at least to have a clear idea.

"Scan Object: Torres"

"Weakness: Super strong confrontation, free kick, long pass"

"Body status: higher level"

"Mental Fighting: Explosion"

"Hidden dangers of injury: cartilage of right knee, hamstring"

"Special reminder: three weeks of abstinence, hunger and thirsty"

......

Scan Torres from top to bottom, and Valdy got feedback from her glasses.

I can't help but caress my forehead, it seems useless!

In terms of weaknesses, I have not analyzed in depth. Does anyone know what it shows?

The biggest function is to scan the physical state and mental fighting spirit and be mentally prepared.

As for the last special tip, what is the use of this thing?

Torres abstinence for three weeks. Can this still become the entry point to deal with Torres?

By the way, if you scan early, you may not be without a chance. After three weeks of waking up, Torres is in his endless hunger and thirst, and his self-control must have dropped sharply. It is possible to find a young model to chat with him, which is a possibility of squeezing him dry.

But now the game has started, and it’s too late to say anything. Even if you find a young model here, Torres will not be so hungry that he will be crazy XXOO on the sidelines.

Scan Gerald again.

"Scan the object: Gerald"

"Weaknesses: header, man-to-man defense, tactical awareness"

"Body status: higher level"

"Mental fighting spirit: trivial matters and troublesome, and unable to concentrate"

"Hidden dangers of injury: back, groin, private parts"

"Special reminder: The contract renewal negotiation is difficult"

......

Vardy didn't expect that the Red Army's soul could not be fully involved in the game. Is it so difficult for Liverpool to pay the captain more?

But what the hell is there to be a hidden danger of injury in this private part?

It seems that I have heard of Gerald's private parts being injured in his previous life. At that time, Vardy thought it was a joke, but now seeing the scanning results of his perspective glasses, it is a blessing for Gerald to stitch four...

Wearing perspective glasses, Vardy has the pleasure of glimpsing other people's privacy, which is even more exciting and exciting than wearing genuine perspective glasses to see the scenery inside a girl's clothes.

The most interesting thing is that the young player Pennant's special reminder is that this guy is impatient with the date with his new big-breasted girl after the game and is simply absent-minded about the game.

Such a guy can start, it seems that no one is available to Liverpool.

If Benitez was at Inter Milan, then his hair should not be as small as it is now, and maybe it could grow a little.

Others wonder why Vardy had to wear glasses when warming up?

I only know the IQ of funny guys, does funny guys also affect your vision?

The naughty Balotelli grabbed the glasses and put them on his eyes, and found that this was not a myopia glass.

If you want to show off, is it good to wear sunglasses? When you secretly glance at the little girl, you won’t be seen with a lewd look. Wearing a water glass is useless!

Facing Balotelli's puzzled look, Vardy smiled and said to himself that you can't experience the power of the system's items!

However, curious, Vardy couldn't help but wear glasses and scan Balotelli again.

"Scan the object:Ballotelli"

"Weakness: Brain"

"Body status: full of energy"

"People fighting spirit: Very happy"

"Injury hidden danger: the muscles are so developed, there is a hidden danger of farts"

"Special reminder: This person is extremely dangerous. It is planning to blow up San Siro recently. Please stay away from this person."

......

Vardy really knelt down for Balotelli, and it turned out that the real great god was here.

It seems that the system scan is really accurate. Apart from being brainless, how can this guy have any weaknesses?

What made Vardy tremble a little was that Balotelli actually wanted to blow up San Siro?

Sure enough, Isn't San Siro the only one who is Meacha? You actually want to blow up your home court?

Isn’t this guy brainwashed by a terrorist organization recently?

However, there is also a possibility that scientist Balotelli may have developed a new type of missile to be tested with San Siro.

According to normal logic, it is estimated that Balotelli's new missile is similar to that of the monkey...

As for blowing up San Siro, it was just a whim.

......

After the warm-up, Vardy and his teammates walked back to the locker room. When the referee was resting, the door was just open. Vardy had an idea, took out his eyes, and scanned the referee.

"Scan the object: Christopher"

"Professional: Principal, Referee"

"Weakness: Weakness all over our body"

"Body status: can support 90 minutes of law enforcement"

"Mental fighting spirit: uneasy"
To be continued...
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