There is no need to say about England's strength. Even if they come on as a substitute, they can still beat Poland to no aura.

A shooter sits on the bench and watches others score goals, which is definitely the most difficult time.

Of course Vardy was happy when his teammates scored a goal, but it would be even better if the person who scored the goal was replaced by himself.

Vardy really endured it hard!

Difo and Vardy have a good relationship, mainly because Vardy thinks Difo has a good character, so he is willing to pull him into a small group.

However, after seeing Defoe showing off to him, Vardy regretted the decision a little.

Difu naturally knew that Vardy could not sit on the bench, so after scoring the goal, he deliberately ran to the bench to celebrate and deliberately teased Vardy. This is exactly what the so-called bad friends are.

That arrogant look made Vardy want to kick him back to the field.

The fans were cheering, but Vardy was always full of dark lines. If nothing unexpected happens, the storm is coming.

After the game started again, Vardy was about to target Difoe, at least he had to play with him.

Anyway, the game has been stable, so it will be harmless if you make a fuss.

Thinking of this, Vardy slipped over, opened Difo's backpack, took out Difo's cell phone, and then dialed it to the police station.

"Hello, police station, what can I do to help you?"

The voice of the police came from the other end of the phone, but the Austrians spoke German, and Valdy couldn't understand it at all.

“Can you speak English?”

After receiving the affirmative reply, Vardy smiled and cried in a sad voice: "My mother is about to give birth to a little brother for me. I am afraid that she will not like me after she has a younger brother. What should I do?"

The policeman on the other end of the phone was stunned and his head did not turn around for a moment.

Call the police if you do this?

But in a second thought, a thought came to the policeman's mind, "Isn't this young man trying to commit suicide?"

The shocked policeman quickly calmed down Valdi's emotions.

"I think the birth of a new life is the best thing, and"

The police organized their own language. In his opinion, it is definitely something that the police should do to prevent a person from committing suicide.

But before he could finish speaking, Vardy interrupted him.

"Please wait a moment!"

"Uh, OK"

Vardy quickly walked to the sidelines, covered her cell phone and yelled at Difu on the court.

"Jermaine, come and answer the phone. Your mother is going to give birth to a little brother for you!"

Not only did Difoe hear it, but most of the players on the court heard it, everyone on the bench, and even the fans in front of the stands.

In an instant, even a cold incident occurred in this area.

Difu was completely confused. He heard what Valdy shouted clearly, so he was surprised.

Did your mother give birth to a younger brother?

Why didn't I hear the news at all?

Last time I went home, my mother didn’t have a big belly!

I have to say that Difo had no doubt about Vardy's words at all. He just felt incredible as he looked at Vardy holding his phone in his hand.

I quickly ran to the sidelines and took the phone from Vardy, not knowing what I felt.

"Hello?"

The policeman on the other end of the phone heard someone talking and immediately spoke out the language he had just organized.

"I don't think your mother will ignore you just because she has another child. You must know that maternal love is the greatest and hardest to give up. She must love you the most, so please don't feel wronged or nervous. And you will gradually find that you like your younger brother very much, even more than your mother."

Difu was confused when he heard this and didn't know what to say.

Who is on the other end of the phone?

Why talk to yourself in an educational tone?

However, the content of the words was related to this incident. Difu was so big that he had quickly recalled it in his mind.

"Is it the doctor from the hospital on the other end of the phone that when my mother called me, she was worried that she would not be able to accept the news, so she enlightened herself first?"

Well, this is the only possibility.

"Oh, I understand what you said. Please give me the phone number to my mother?" Difu said helplessly.

This time the policeman on the other end of the phone was stunned.

Give your mom a phone call?

Shouldn't I tell you this?

Could it be that the person on the other side had hallucinations because of this incident?

"Sir, I'm sorry that your mother is not here with us. Maybe she should be in the hospital, but I think you can still have a good chat with your mother, and then you will realize that her love for you has not changed. Please believe me!"

Difu is completely black at the end. What is the one on the other end of the phone?

"Who are you?"

If he didn't think it was incredible, he would have thought his mother had been kidnapped.

"I am a policeman, a policeman who is willing to help you solve your problems! Didn't you call the police?" The police were puzzled, thinking that the person who called the police must have been in a state of mind, poor child!

Difu pressed the phone without hesitation. Even if he was stupid at this time, he knew that he might have been played with.

Then he looked up and saw Vardy laughing until her stomach cramped. Difu really wanted to go up and fight Vardy.

However, before Defoe could take action, Heinx had already congratulated him with a smile.

"Congratulations, it feels good to have a younger brother. Congratulations to your mother, please convey my greetings to her!"

Difu felt that he vomited three liters of blood in an instant, and he could not die anymore!

Teammates and even opponents came over to congratulate him. Looking at their serious appearance, Difu was numb.

At this time, the fans in front of the TV expressed great joy.

"Congratulations to Defu's mother for giving birth to a child. With Defu's talent, his younger brother must be not bad. He is likely to become a leader in England in the future!"

"I received a call on the court and heard that my mother gave birth to a younger brother. I always feel that this is too funny!"

"Difu scored a goal, and his mother had only one younger brother left. If Difu scored twice, would he have given birth to twins at this time?"

"I always feel inexplicable, but when I see Vardy's vulgar appearance, I vaguely know the truth!"

Difu returned to the field with a dark look on his face, while Vardy picked up the phone call that Difu hit and laughed so hard.

This guy is so stupid, it’s really easy to deceive. As expected, honest people are just easy to bully.

Of course, this was just a joke from Vardy, and it wouldn't have made Difoe fight with him.

When Vardy returned to the bench, Rooney asked with a wicked smile: "Did Jermaine's mother really give birth to him a younger brother?"

Vardy shrugged and replied angrily: "If you don't mind, I can also let your mother give birth to a younger brother for you in minutes!"

Rooney laughed, "That's better, that's good!"

At the end of the first half, neither side scored another goal, and England led Poland two goals into the midfield.

Vardy clearly saw Difu's resentful eyes looking at him when he saw him falling out, so he was so emotional.

Of course, Vardy wouldn't care too much, this is what you're going to show off.

During the halftime break, Vardy and the main players on the bench warmed up on the sidelines, greeting and interacting with the fans in the stands from time to time, which attracted greater applause and cheers. Vardy, a good friend of Austria, has completely turned England into Austria's home team.

The only regret is that England cannot always play in Austria. If they reach the semi-finals, they will have to move to Switzerland according to the schedule. Only in the finals can they return to Vienna, Austria.

After the second half of the game started, Vardy sat on the bench bored, watching the game aimlessly while thinking about how to clean up Rooney.

Bundle?

Vardy doesn't really want to use the technique he has used again.

After thinking for a long time, Vardy had no good idea.

Until the 70th minute of the game, Heinx was about to make substitution adjustments, and Rooney and Gerald were about to appear at the same time.

Vardy's eyes suddenly lit up. Looking at Rooney taking off her clothes and wearing shoes, she came up with a good idea.

I immediately went to the system to make a wish and asked for something. This thing was not worth much, so the system did not have a big talk.

Of course, this thing can be sold in any convenience store, but Vardy can't buy it.

Next, when Rooney was jumping on the spot, Vardy gave a look at Ferdinand and others. The strong sense of tacit understanding made them immediately understand what Vardy meant.

Vardy held Rooney down, and several people rushed over and pressed the fat man to the ground, looking like he was about to commit violence.

Rooney was quite happy to be on the court, but he was caught off guard. He really didn't know how to mess with these big guys.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Vardy secretly stuffed the things he made into Rooney's big shorts, and then he let go of Rooney with everyone until the dead ball appeared on the court.

As the head coach, Heinx did not manage the players' nonsense. The competition was under great pressure, so it was good for them to relieve stress in this way, so he just watched this scene with a smile on his side.

Rooney finally got up and sorted out his clothes. The fourth official here had already raised the sign of substitution. The fat man quickly ran to the sidelines and prepared to exchange it with his teammates to enter the field. Because time was tight, he did not notice that there was anything more in his pants.

Rooney scored a goal and obviously did not give Difu's mother a chance to have twins.

Applause sounded on the sidelines, both for the players who came out and for the players who played.

Rooney possessed himself and touched the grass before running into the field. After most of the game, he finally got the chance to play. The little fat man couldn't help but release his passion.

I want to score a goal!

No one can stop me!

With a loud shout in his heart, Rooney's expression also became heroic and he began to sprint towards the opponent's half.

However, just as Rooney burst out with all his strength, the things in his shorts finally slipped down and fell onto the turf.
Chapter completed!