Chapter 785 Vuvuzela and Octopus Paul
On the third day of the World Cup, England played, and the opponent was the group's biggest competitor, the United States.
This is the first appearance of the Three Lions Army, the favorite to win the championship, and naturally focused on countless gazes.
Even if they are favored before the game, when they are on the court with real swords and guns, who knows if England can match the popularity of Noble?
At least the United States is not an easy opponent to deal with.
In the previous World Cup, the United States' performance is not much worse than England. Although the United States is known as the football desert, the development of the Major League of Football is also very exciting, which is worth learning from a certain country.
At the pre-match press conference, US coach Bradley Sr. said with no momentum that the US team will do their best in this game, but as for the final result, it may still depend on England's performance. The US team's more practical goal is to lose as few as possible, because the United States will compete with Côte d'Ivoire for the second place in the group.
Although this statement seems to be discouraging to American fans, American fans don’t think there is anything wrong.
England is strong, and the United States is not as good as England. The objective facts are here, and we must follow them. It is not that if your will is strong, you can fly out of the solar system.
England has no special opinion on the US team. It is nothing more than an ordinary opponent. It is not as strong as England is afraid of, nor is it as weak as England to be sought. It is just a normal game. Anyway, it is just for the first game, even if there is a small accident, there is still room for fault tolerance, so the players are very relaxed and cannot feel the pressure at all.
However, as long as it is a competition, there is definitely no such thing as winning. Even if the strength is very different, there are other factors, such as the African specialty Wuwuzula, which has made everyone very anxious these two days.
If Vardy is the most impressed by the South African World Cup, then it is definitely a powerful tool for making noise.
It is said that this thing was originally used by African indigenous people to drive away baboons. After being made into a modern version of Wuwuzula, it became a special local cheer tool.
The International Hearing Organization once conducted an overdraft test on Vuuzula and found that its sound reached more than 120 decibels, which was enough to cause permanent damage to human hearing and even lose hearing. It was simply a killer weapon.
Vardy didn't understand why FIFA also allowed fans to bring Woowuzula into the stadium. Once this thing sounded, let alone the players on the court could not stand it, even the fans themselves could not stand it, and many people even had to watch the game with earplugs.
Many people complained that FIFA could ban this "weapon", but Blatt expressed his support for South African fans.
"This is part of South African culture. Since you come to South Africa, you should accept South African culture and the way the South African people express their joy!"
This fart is extremely smelly.
If we follow this meaning, African cannibals have a tradition of cannibalism. When I watch the game, do we have to eat first before we can buy tickets to enter the venue?
Also, most Americans play American football. So when the World Cup is held in the United States, do you also have to follow the local customs and directly follow the rules of American football?
That's great, the United States must agree with both hands and feet!
Everyone plays rugby!
Actually, this is easy to understand. If it weren't for the support of African brothers, would Blatt's butt be so crooked?
Forget it, everything is politics.
In this terrifying and noise environment, it is hard to say how much points England can play, so this game is not sure.
The day before the game, something interesting happened, diluting the tense atmosphere of the battle.
He had already made a big splash in the European Cup in 2008. Uncle Paul, the octopus who was popular all over the world because of his extremely accurate prediction rate, returned to the world and once again predicted the victory or defeat of the game. The first game that Uncle Paul predicted was the contest between England and the United States.
Under the gaze of many reporters, Uncle Paul chose England between England and the United States, which made many people involuntarily exclaim.
It turned out that Paul also chose England because he predicted that the Octopus also chose England. It seems that England has a sure win.
In response to this, when asked about this in an interview, Vardy said easily that if Uncle Paul dared to choose Team USA, he would not mind stewing it at all.
In fact, many fans who were predicted by Paul to lose are hated by Uncle Paul to the core, and they can't stop clamoring for "seafood soup" every day.
"We only need four potatoes, olive oil, and a little pepper. These alone are enough to make Paul's bad luck!"
However, from beginning to end, Paul lived well until his death.
Valdy wanted to know how Paul would predict the subsequent knockout round?
Of course, in fact, Paul of the Octopus usually only predicted the German team's game in his previous life, but now there are variables, which may be due to the idea of borrowing the east wind of England. Who makes England's attention unrivaled?
Under the gaze of everyone, England's premiere has finally arrived.
While warming up at the Royal Bafoken Stadium in Rustenburg, the high decibels created by fans in the stands had already made Vardy dizzy. He swears that the sound was uncomfortable, and it was uncomfortable from the bottom of his heart.
I really doubt why these black buddies are so good at this. Did they be as impulsive as taking a blue pill after hearing the noise?
The English teammates, even the American players on the opposite court, did not perform much better than Vardy. Maybe it would be better if you slowly adapt, but the first experience was always extremely annoying.
Back in the locker room, Vardy asked the team doctor for a group of sanitary tampons, which were divided into two and stuffed into his ears. Even if it did not have much effect, it could at least not have much impact on his heart. In contrast, the ktv subwoofer had no power at all.
This time I feel much better, so I should be able to play football with peace of mind.
The teammates followed suit, stuffed cotton balls into their ears, and first made sure they were less disturbed. As for whether they could hear their teammates shouting on the court, it was no longer important.
Just as Vardy was about to walk out of the locker room with her teammates to prepare for the appearance, Heinx suddenly stopped Vardy.
Vardy only saw Heinx open his mouth and keep saying something, there was a sound, but he couldn't hear it clearly.
Yes, I still have cotton balls in my ears!
I stretched out my fingers and wanted to pick out the cotton ball. I first listen to what Heinx was going to say, maybe something important!
Um?
Damn!
As soon as his fingers were picked up by the cotton ball, Vardy screamed inwardly, "Not good!"
The cotton ball has entered!
Vardy quickly used his fingers to continue to snatch out with various angles and postures, but after a long time of work, he couldn't even touch the cotton ball.
Mad!
The cotton ball won't get into my mind, right?
Vardy's expression at that time was like a dog, as ugly as it was!
Chapter completed!