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Chapter 839 Xu Taiping's sense of humor

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Xu Taiping, who returned to the room, didn't know the secret words of Xia Jinxuan and the others. After Xu Taiping went back, he brushed his teeth and washed his face, and then went out.

Today is the first day of communication life. Every exchange student will be taken to the class they need to attend classes by their respective teachers. At this time, Xu Taiping will not be used. Xu Taiping will go to Slater to report today because he is now a member of the campus security team of Beckon University.

He trotted all the way to the security room of Beckon University.

This security room is not at the door, it is different from Jiangyuan University. The security room of Becken University is located in a third-floor building in the center of the school. The security room and logistics department are all in this place.

Xu Taiping came to the door of the security room and knocked on the door.

The door was opened, and a security guard stood behind the door, looking at Xu Taiping with a strange smile on his face.

"Did you take a shower all night last night?" the security guard asked with a smile.

"I have been washing for a long time!" Xu Taiping said with a smile.

"Come in, the boss hasn't come yet, you can have a cup of coffee first!" the security guard said, moving away.

Xu Taiping walked in.

Behind the door is a room of about 70 or 80 square meters, with several tables placed in the room, and in the further room, there is a door with the three words "Downtown Room" written on it.

"Hey! Ah!"

"Xu, you are so famous, haha, your video has been posted online!"

People in the security room said to Xu Taiping one after another.

Xu Taiping touched his nose helplessly and said, "It's really good things that don't go out, bad things will spread thousands of miles!"

"This is not a bad thing!" A security guard walked to Xu Taiping with his cell phone, pointed to the video on his cell phone and said, "Look at the comments below!"

Xu Taiping watched the comments under the video.

Some people are mocking Xu Taiping for his incompetence and cowardice, but a larger part is praising Xu Taiping's courage and saying that Xu Taiping is a responsible person who dares to bear the disaster caused by students. Only such a security guard can truly be called the guardian of students.

To be honest, Xu Taiping was really surprised. In his opinion, if one is not my race, his heart will be different. If he makes a fool of himself, the people on his side will call him weak. In theory, shouldn’t all these foreigners sarcasticize him? Why are there anyone who praises him?

"I really admire your courage!" The security guard in front of Xu Taiping smiled and patted Xu Taiping on the shoulder, saying, "I don't have the courage to bear the baptism of these sewages. I see that sewage is running into your mouth!"

"It's okay." Xu Taiping smiled. He actually didn't take the so-called sewage too much. He had encountered all the more insulting things than this. What is this kind of thing?

"I think it's weak, there's no courage, it's just a matter of courage!" a security guard said disdainfully.

Xu Taiping looked at the security guard. The security guard was about 1.7 meters tall, shorter than Xu Taiping. His badge contained the security guard's name.

Paul.

"Indeed, I was really scared at that time! I was almost scared." Xu Taiping nodded in agreement.

"Hahaha!" There were bursts of laughter around, with good intentions and of course, malicious intentions.

At this moment, the office door was suddenly opened from outside, and then Slater walked in from outside.

After Slater entered the door, he was the first to see Xu Taiping.

He was stunned for a moment, then a playful smile appeared on his face and said, "Xu Taiping, do you feel ashamed? He was ejaculated by so many guys!"

"There is nothing to be ashamed of. If you make a mistake, you have to accept punishment." Xu Taiping said.

"Indeed, at Beckon University, you have to follow the rules. Your people sneak attacked Beverly's people. This is a violation of the rules, so it is also necessary to humiliate you like Beverly!" Slett said, walking to Xu Taiping's side, hugging Xu Taiping's shoulder and said, "But if it were me, I would not care about the rules. Whoever dares to cum like that, I will definitely break the other person's neck with my own hands!"

"Mr. Slater is mighty and domineering!" Xu Taiping exclaimed sincerely.

"Okay, let's not talk about it, go and change your clothes!" Slett let go of the hand that hugged Xu Taiping's shoulder, pointed to the locker room beside him and said, "Your cabinet is 1189, your clothes, shoes and batons, I have someone to put it in it.

"Okay, thank you!" Xu Taiping nodded, then walked into the locker room and found the cabinet marked 1189.

Slett stood at the door and said to Xu Taiping, "Come on, change your clothes quickly, and then go patrol with me!"

"Yes!" Xu Taiping agreed, then reached out to open the 1189 cabinet.

Just as the cabinet was opened, a piece of cake suddenly flew out of the cabinet and directly hit Xu Taiping's face.

Xu Taiping reacted quickly. As soon as the cake flew, he was ready to dodge. When the cake flew in front of him, Xu Taiping was able to easily avoid this piece of cake!

With a soothing, the cake whizzed past Xu Taiping's ear, and then hit the cabinet behind Xu Taiping with a snap.

"Fuck!"

“fxck!”

Slater shouted to the people around him.

"Is this a meeting gift?" Xu Taiping looked at the cake behind him and asked.

"We don't mean anything else, it's just a joke. We in the United States are a humorous country, and we Americans are also humorous! You shouldn't be angry, right?" Slater asked with a smile.

"No, I won't be angry." Xu Taiping smiled and shook his head, turned around and walked to the front of the cake stuck to the cabinet, and then grabbed the cake in his hand.

"What a pity butter cake!" Xu Taiping looked at the cake in his hand, sighed, and shook his head.

"If you like it, you can eat him!" Slater smiled.

Xu Taiping looked at Slett and suddenly grinned.

A whoosh!

Everyone only saw Xu Taiping's hand swaying, and then the cake in Xu Taiping's hand disappeared.

With a snap, the cake was directly slapped on Slater's face, and then fell down from Slater's face little by little. In the end, most of it fell to the ground, leaving only some butter sticking to Slater's face.

Everyone around Slater was stunned by Xu Taiping's actions. They all looked at Xu Taiping and Slater in shock.

"Bastard!" Slett grabbed the cream on his face, and then stared at Xu Taiping viciously. Just as he was about to get angry, he suddenly saw Xu Taiping showing a shy smile. Then he heard Xu Taiping say, "We China are also a country that loves to joke, and we Chinese people also have a sense of humor. You won't be angry, right? This is just a joke, man!"

"Kidding!!" Slett clenched his fists and grabbed the cream in his hand and penetrated the gaps of his fingers.

"Yes, this is just a joke, haha, everyone, please have fun, by the way, Captain Slater, where is my clothes?" Xu Taiping asked.

"Just at the 1188 cabinet next door, put on your clothes, and then gather in the open space outside!" Slater left a sentence, then turned around and walked out.

He didn't get angry on the spot!

"You're done, offended the captain!" Paul looked at Xu Taiping, showing an expression that you were about to die, and then shook his head and turned around and left.

Although the security guards around them wanted to say something, they closed their mouths when they thought of Xu Taiping smashing the cake on their boss's face, and the few of them left while sighing.

Xu Taiping smiled indifferently. He was unwilling to let the students of Jiangyuan University face the students of Beckeren University, but it did not mean that he would swallow his anger when facing the school security guards. Since Slater said this was a joke, he would not mind making more jokes with Slater.

Although Xu Taiping is the lowest-level person in the security department here, didn’t he come from the lowest-level person in the security department of Jiangyuan University?

Xu Taiping changed his clothes and came to the open space outside the three-story building.

At this time, about ten campus security guards had gathered here and lined up.

Slater stood directly in front of the queue, the cake on his face disappeared. Seeing Xu Taiping coming out, Slater said with a dark face, "Get into the team quickly! Everyone is waiting for you!"

"Yes!" Xu Taiping nodded and speeded up.

As Xu Taiping walked past Slater, Xu Taiping smiled and said, "Captain Slater, the cake is washed so clean."

Slater's face darkened and he didn't say anything.

Xu Taiping walked into the team with a slight smile on his lips.

"Today, a newcomer from China joined us. I think everyone should have known our Mr. Xu. Yes, it is the person you saw today who was shot with a water gun. Remember, you must help us Xu more so that he can feel the warmth of our school in our Beckern University. Now, I'll be in the group. Josh, you go to the School of Economics with Breton, Kate, you go to the laboratory building with Vincennes, Paul, you go to the D area..."

When Slater finished speaking, the security department present showed a definite expression.

Soon, Slater divided everyone's grouping and inspection areas.

"Where is District D?" Xu Taiping asked.

"D District is a district of our school, and our school is close to the municipal government. If our school gate is on the front, D District means the back." Slater explained.

"So that's it!" Xu Taiping nodded, then looked at Paul and said with a smile, "I am new and don't know anything, so please take care of Brother Paul."

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say!" Paul nodded with a smile, and a strange look flashed in his eyes.

(I wish you all a happy New Year, one chapter will be updated first, and the next four chapters will be updated before 10 o'clock~)
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