159 Massage and sterilization
Zhao "This is a coffee house." Zhao Yao said angrily: "Where do you think this is?...A massage here costs at least 500."
"500 is too expensive." Lao He said: "I am a civil servant, don't you have any exemptions?"
"If you weren't a civil servant, would you think we would dare to provide massage services?" Zhao Yao said disdainfully.
Lao He said, "Have you heard a saying that it is called grinding an iron rod into a needle? I also gave my precious health for massage."
"That's because you are in poor health." Zhao Yao said disdainfully: "Go back and eat more kidney treasures."
Old He shook his head and said, "Zhao Yao, you are still too young and don't have a clear understanding of your positioning."
“What do you know?”
"Zhao Yao, you have to understand that our men are just early heroes. Don't look at you now being fierce, we will not be able to do it from the middle stage." Lao He said with a vicissitudes of life: "When you reach my age and when you go to bed at night, your wife will turn over slightly, and your heart will probably tremble."
Zhao Yao rolled his eyes: "Then I'll tell your wife how you said."
"I don't have a wife."
Zhao Yao said speechlessly: "Then where did you come from to say what you just now?"
Lao He said: "Although I am not married, I have rich work experience and have a deep understanding of the relationship between men and women."
"Aren't you a policeman?"
"Well, when I was young, I was specifically responsible for the crackdown on pornography." Lao He's eyes showed nostalgia: "That was a very interesting experience."
"..." Zhao Yao curled his lips and looked at the rice cake that was still sleeping on the table.
Long before Chief He entered the coffee house, he had already turned the cat into a beige fold-eared cat with illusion. He didn't want the appearance of the earthquake cat to attract others' attention.
'It seems that as long as you are in a coffee shop, you will have to disguise rice cakes as beige folding cats.' Zhao Yao frowned and thought.
"Speaking of this, all the cats here are sterilized?"
Zhao Yao was stunned: "What's wrong?"
Lao He said: "Don't you know that after the super-powered cat is sterilized, it will lose its superpowers?"
"Ah? There is such a thing?" Zhao Yao exclaimed for a moment, and then immediately became grateful: "Fortunately, the mango was not sterilized, otherwise the superpower would have disappeared... Wait, the mango's superpower is gone, maybe it's a good thing..."
...
The day passed quickly. When it was time to get off work, Zhao Yao stretched to the computer in front of him, yawned and said, "I've been tired for a day, and finally got off work."
Matcha lay on his legs, stretched his claws forward, bent his back down, and made a cat's twitch: "It's so tiring to work."
Elizabeth said disdainfully: "You watched the game on Zhao Yao's leg for the afternoon, and it's really hard."
"Yes, Elizabeth." Matcha jumped off Zhao Yao's legs and ran to Elizabeth: "I saw my neck sore, can you help me rub it?"
"roll."
"Elizabeth, your hair seems to have become shiny?"
Elizabeth's eyes became cold and she immediately licked the cat on her back: "Hmm? Is that right? I asked Zhao Yao every day recently if he wanted to eat soft phospholipids. Is it effective?"
On the other side...
"You're so tired." Xiao Shiyu stood behind Zhao Yao and said with great contempt: "You've just sat there and played games for an afternoon today. Is there anyone who is like this as a boss?"
"Hey, Xiao Shiyu." Zhao Yao looked at Xiao Shiyu in confusion and said, "Your face seems to have become smaller."
"Ah, is that?" Xiao Shiyu immediately took out her phone and took a photo: "Is it because I have done face-slimming fuck recently, and it has worked?"
"Effective." Zhao Yao said seriously: "You used to be worth up to 95, but now you are at least 98."
"Don't interrupt." Xiao Shiyu suddenly reacted and said, "I tell you that there are more and more customers in the store recently, and Bai Quan and I are not busy at all."
"Yes, boss." Bai Quan nodded from the side and said, "I have to make drinks, see cats, feed things, pay the bill, clean the toilet, wash cups, and wipe the tables and chairs... Now there are at least thirty or forty customers every day, and the two of them are a little too busy."
‘The extra staff is a problem for keeping the secret of Super Cats.’ Zhao Yao thought to himself: ‘And so, the cost will increase, which is not very good for the end of the month’s settlement.’
"Let me do this, leave it to me for cleaning every day, such as wiping the floor, wiping the table, etc."
Xiao Shiyu glanced at Zhao Yao and said, "Can you do it?"
Zhao Yao smiled mysteriously and didn't say anything. He had already planned to let Elizabeth use illusion to cover himself, and then he directly used his dimensional stomach bag to suck out all the dust, stains, garbage, etc. This way, it would be much faster to clean it up, which greatly reduced the workload of Xiao Shiyu and Bai Quan.
After completing the closing, Zhao Yao brought the super cats and Bai Quan back home.
But just as he was lying on the sofa and browsing the web page and looking at his circle of friends, he found that another new person came to the group of super cats, a little princess named Qianqian.
Leopard Head: "Newcomer's photo."
My favorite little dried fish: "If you don't want to make photos, you will get a variety, color, age, and weight."
Several other people also made a fuss about newcomers. These super-powered cats learn very quickly about many of human Internet terms and behaviors.
But at this moment, no one expected that this little princess Qianqian actually posted a photo.
It was an extremely sweet seal bobcat puppet. Even if Zhao Yao looked at it, he felt like a little fairy. In terms of the appearance of the cat, it seemed to be a little taller than Elizabeth.
As soon as this photo was posted, it seemed to instantly detonate the entire group of super cats.
Leopard head: "So beautiful, beautiful, beautiful."
God: "Sister, can I mate with you?"
A few pictures of the big chicken chop (yuanyuan) are rare, including cat climbing racks, cat toilets, cat freeze-dried things at Zhao Yao's home: "Three-story luxury villas, automatic cat toilets, freeze-dried imported from the United States..."
The strongest Lu Ban (Matcha) in the country, but directly posted a photo of Yuanyuan and said, "This is the fat guy above, girl don't pay attention to him."
"Ah!" Yuanyuan felt like she was going crazy when she saw the photo of herself eating cat food with her belly straightened.
"This cat scum." He ran to Matcha and roared: "Don't go too far. Who told you to expose me? Retract quickly!"
"Anyway, you are dying when you see the light. I am helping you now, saving you both money and money, wasting energy and time, and dying billions of descendants every day." As he said that, he had already sent a picture again, which was his account balance.
At the same time, he spoke in the group again.
The strongest Lu Ban in the national server: "The shit guy knows how to pay money, and he doesn't play with me anymore. He doesn't know how to spend so much pocket money every month."
Yuanyuan jumped directly to Matcha and said angrily: "Hurry up and withdraw my photo, otherwise I will expose you now!"
"Okay, okay, I'll withdraw, I'll withdraw the head."
Chapter completed!