Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

461 Strategies

On the roof, Matcha looked at the fish balls and said, "Is that OK? Isn't it more convenient to post a WeChat Moments or send a WeChat message in a group?"

Yubaan sneered and shook his finger at Matcha: "You don't understand this. You have to understand the mentality of the female cats and send WeChat? Who can't send it? What female cats like is to be special, romantic, or do you understand romance?"

Matcha thought about it, grabbed a handful of hair from his body and said, "Can you give them 999 hair balls that I personally rolled?"

Yuwan rolled her eyes and said, "You are so useless. Let me teach you what it means to pick up girls."

As he said that, Yubaan's hands suddenly shone, and lights soared into the sky, turning into his avatar and reflected in the sky.

Yubaan said proudly: "Did you see it? This is my exclusive courtship signal. A female cat will come in a while."

Matcha looked at the marks in the sky in surprise and wondered: "How did they know that this is your courtship signal."

Yubaan smiled disdainfully, took out a mobile phone with a special link to Mao.com, and found a post and said, "Look at it."

Matcha looked at the post and found that the photos in the post were almost exactly the same as the avatars illuminated by the fish balls, and there was a passage written: 'There is a handsome and beautiful short-skinned person looking for his sister. He and his sister have lost contact since childhood. They grew up strongly on the streets. Now they finally made their mark and became a rich cat worth tens of millions. They just want to find their sister. They put this icon every day to find their sister. I heard that this was what his sister looked like when she was a child...'

Matcha said strangely: "Have you disappeared from your sister since you were a child?"

"How is it possible? I don't have any sisters." Yubaum said disdainfully: "This is a new way to pick up girls after being inspired by a friend recently."

Matcha looked confused: "Hmm?"

Yuwan continued, "Think about it, the handsome cat who has lost contact with her sister since she was a child and works alone on the street. When she grows up, she comes to find her sister who has been separated for many years after she succeeds. How pitiful is this? It instantly attracted the attention of those female cats. Rich and handsome, and having to find her sister, which directly arouses their curiosity and vanity. When they find her, I will say that my sister is dead, which will directly ignite their sympathy."

Matcha was a little disbelief: “Does this work?”

Ten minutes later, a female Persian cat came to Zhao Yao's house.

After opening the door, Yuba said with a desolate look on his face: "Hello."

The female Persian cat said, "Hello, are you looking for your sister?"

Yuba looked at the female cat affectionately and said, "You look really like my sister."

Female Persian Cat: "Uh... Actually, I saw a picture of you on the street next door that looks quite similar to you..."

Yuba suddenly cried and hugged the female cat tightly. When the other party was at a loss, he retreated and said with a sad look: "I'm sorry, I'm so sad that I can't control myself."

The other party said curiously: "What's wrong?"

Yubaan brought the other party in and said sadly: "I found the family that adopted my sister three days ago, but found that my sister had died of leukemia six months ago."

Seeing the cried fish balls, the Persian cat was at a loss: "Yes... I'm sorry, I didn't know that this happened, I..."

"Don't talk, let me hold it for a while?" Yubaan widened her moist eyes and said pitifully: "You and my sister really look like each other."

"Oh" the other party hugged the fish ball with a heartbreak and comforted him: "It's okay, you can just hold it casually."

He hugged the other party's fish ball and smiled, and made a victory gesture towards Matcha in the distance.

Matcha said in surprise: "This is OK?"

At this moment, the Persian cat suddenly saw a cell phone floating in the air and said in surprise: "What is this?"

Yubaum said disdainfully: "A fool, don't pay attention to him."

In the unseen void, the ghost cat was holding a mobile phone to capture everything Zhao Yao’s family saw and heard, especially the fish balls, which were shot at 360° without blind spots.

Yubaan shouted in his consciousness: "You're enough, cat, don't take pictures of me." He said unhappy: "This dead cat, since he had a cell phone, he has known that he would take pictures all day long and even if he was shit."

So the cat floated to the side again and said, "Actually you don't have to be burdened. I am just a bystander, silently recording everything I see and hear."

After the cat left again, Matcha looked at the fish balls and the Persian cats getting into the cat's nest, and was even more surprised. At this moment, the doorbell rang, and he looked at the door with excitement and wanted to open the door.

But after taking a few steps, he suddenly hesitated: "What should I do if I fail? I won't be scolded, right?"

At this moment, Yubaan's head stretched out from the cat's nest, and he gestured to Matcha and said, "You can." The next moment, he was caught back to the cat's nest by the Persian cat, and the whole cat's nest began to shake violently.

Inspired by the fish balls, Matcha had a moment of energy. He ran out and opened the door. He saw a chestnut-colored earth cat standing outside, looking up and down at Matcha.

Matcha said nervously: "Hello, did you see the icons upstairs?"

"Uh..." The other party looked at Matcha's head and stomach again, and said in a daze: "Sorry, I rang the wrong doorbell."

Seeing the other person's departure, Matcha felt his heart chill again.

After a while, the fluffy and whispered fish balls came out, looked at Matcha and said, "Not successful?"

Matcha said excitedly: "Are you wrong? I'm a Jianghai Folding Cat? What's her look at the local cat? I can't stand this grievance."

While licking the hair to clean it, Fishball said, "You don't have the appearance, you have to use the meaning."

"Connotation?" Matcha looked at the fish balls. At this moment, when this fool encountered the problem of picking up girls, he suddenly gave him a very reliable feeling.

Fishballs sent off the Persian cat. After more than ten minutes, Matcha stood with small glasses and Fishballs. Matcha brought a pair of small glasses, and Fishballs tied a small bow tie around their necks, which were all bought by Zhao Yao for the cat to play with.

Fishball introduced to the female cat in front of her: "This is George Matcha, the Jianghai Folding Cat who just returned from the UK."

The female Siamese cat opposite looked at Matcha in surprise and said, "Are you a British cat?"

"yes." Matcha pushed his glasses.
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next