054.【Super Actor】(1/2)
It is said that Yi Feiyang asked his friend Rabbit Bill to call the technicians who made adult movies, hoping that they would come and help. After this call, it was amazing, and it immediately caused a stir.
Hollywood, underground adult film market.
"Mary's Butt" cast.
The heroine "Mary" is not very well-known in the Hollywood adult film market, but she has the airs of a super celebrity. She directed the skinny makeup artist and said: "Damn it, you guy doesn't care at all about what you do? Don't you know?
Who am I and what movie am I filming?"
"Do you understand "Mary's Butt"? The focus is on the butt! My butt has to be nice, shiny, three-dimensional, like a peach! Yes, it has to be like a damn peach! Let those
Heck, when men see it, they get inexplicably excited and get super excited like Spanish bulls! This is the effect I want!" Miss Mary pointed to her naked and smooth buttocks and said loudly without shame.
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"Remember clearly, as a makeup artist, you must put makeup on my butt, not just mess with my face! Do you understand?"
The thin makeup artist's name is "Mickey" and he looks very "Mickey Mouse". In response to Miss Mary's question, he carefully answered, "Yes, dear Miss Mary, I seem to understand what you mean, that is to say, you
It's shameless to ask me to pay more attention to your butt, right?"
"Damn it, why can't you understand? Peaches! What I want are peaches!" Mary was a little angry, and this bastard didn't even pay attention to her own words.
"Oh, I know...but, is it a peach? Or a peach?!"
"...?!"
Miss Mary wondered if this guy had shit in his head.
"Oh, damn bastard! Don't you want to do it anymore? Ha, I will let the director fire you, yes, I will!" Just as Miss Mary was furious, waiting for this piece of shit makeup artist to kneel down
While begging for mercy, makeup artist Mickey's phone rang...
"Oh, it turns out to be Brother Bill. Now that you are rich, how can you still have time to call us poor guys... What, do you have something good to say to me? Oh God, please stop playing tricks on me. Since I
After my addicted gambling father was hit by a car and died, I have never had any bad luck... What? You want me to be a makeup artist in your company? Really? Oh, dear man, today
It's not April Fool's Day, please don't make me a joke, okay?" Mickey couldn't believe that he would be so lucky.
After confirming on the phone that what Rabbit Bill said was true, Mickey became a little excited.
"What are you talking about? Do you really want to invite me to shoot a horror movie? Oh God, you don't have to doubt my ability. I can definitely do makeup for horror movies. We are all human beings. Even ghosts are human beings...
As for the remuneration, can it be calculated on a daily basis? It’s the old rule, 100 US dollars a day, that’s no problem... Haha, it seems like your boss is quite easy to talk to, and he agreed so readily... No, it turns out your boss is that magical
Chinese, he has created the myth of "The Witch" worth more than 200 million yuan... What?! After the movie is successfully released, if the effect is good, there may be dividends from movies in the future?" Mickey became extremely excited, so much so that when he spoke
His lips were trembling a little.
"God, I promise you, I'll be there right away! Oh God, your eyes are finally open!" Mickey hung up the phone, and then said to the angry Miss Mary with a smile: "Actually, from my professional point of view,
Your beautiful butt is like a peach, it will be even sexier!" After saying that, he slapped the prop beard hard on Miss Mary's delicate and smooth butt!
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At the same time, the filming scene of the adult movie "Napoleon's Dream" was filmed.
The person who plays "Napoleon" is a short AV actor from France. At the moment, he is chatting with the lighting engineer of the crew.
"Hey, man, can you help me?" the little man said. "My little brother is not doing very well recently. He seems to be depressed. You know, guys like us rely on him for food."
But it...sigh, it's so disappointing...Oh, I admit, I made a new girlfriend today, and I have no control over that. She is so horny every night, as a boyfriend, as a man.
, how can I watch her not being satisfied? I am a good man, so I will try my best to treat every woman who loves me! Love is the most elusive thing, making you willing and exhausted..."
"Yes, just like me now, I have lost my previous ambitions, so I am a little powerless, but to be honest, I really didn't mean it, and I don't want to mess up the shooting... God, just believe me.
Come back, I don't dare to let the director know about my embarrassing things, so I hope you can be a little bit...just a little bit when lighting, please help me, dear, make the lights a little brighter, so that my little brother can
It can become bright and shiny, and oh yes, that looks great!"
The lighting engineer in charge of this adult movie was named Charlie. He rubbed his fingers and said, "It's very simple, as long as you understand this..."
"Oh, I understand, I understand..." The little man quickly took out 10 dollars from his pocket and stuffed it in. "Do you think this is okay? Oh, man, please help me!"
Charlie didn't expect the other party to be so stingy.
"10 dollars? Oh man, do you really think I'm a beggar on the roadside? Even if I am, they can make hundreds of dollars a day, and I, your friend, have helped you so much, and you only
Pay me a pitiful $10...you are insulting me, you know?" Charlie said with some displeasure.
Everyone in this industry knows that asking someone for help costs at least 30 US dollars. What can you do with 10 US dollars? Buy a pack of cigarettes or watch a movie?!
The little man's face changed, "Shit! You really think of yourself as a great person when I say nice things to you! You know, I give you money because I think highly of you. For a bullshit lighting engineer like you, I
I don’t know how many I have met! To be honest, I came to the United States from France and met a lot of people, but I have never seen anyone as shameless as you! Do you know how easy it is for me to make money from the guys below?
Don’t just have sex with a woman in bed just for us to make your money full, wrong! I’m also short of money! So I won’t accept your blackmail like this!”
"Damn, 10 dollars is not enough, how much more do you want? 20 dollars, 30 dollars, or 50?! To put it bluntly, I give you so much money, do you have the ability to take it?! A small lighting engineer
, instead of learning from others, you also learned to blackmail...hell, even if my little brother is in trouble, he will not be blackmailed by you! So, if I give you 10 dollars, just take it and don't ask for it anymore.
You really think of yourself as a human being!”
The little man was mumbling curses at the lighting engineer Charlie from beginning to end.
Just as Charlie was about to talk back, the phone rang.
The call was from Bill Rabbit, and he said, "Hey, man, would you like to make a horror movie with me?"
A moment.
The lighting engineer Charlie hung up the phone, then threw the lighting props in the little man's hands and said confidently: "Here, man, you can light yourself now! But take it easy and don't light it too much."
, otherwise you will end up with an extra burnt hot dog!”
…
The filming scene of "Adult Cleopatra".
The name of the photographer in charge of photography is Cindy. At this moment, he is holding a DV camera in his hand and mechanically shooting while yawning out of boredom.
On a big soft bed filled with white feathers, the actress who played "Cleopatra" was having sex with the actor who played "Antony" on it.
The moves with no new ideas, the plot with no creativity, and the boring rhythm all made Cindy feel extremely depressed.
As a photographer, Cindy has ideals, and his idol is Janusz Kaminsky, a famous Hollywood photographer today.
Janusz was previously unknown, but became a hit with "Schindler's List". From then on, he and Spielberg hit it off, and Spielberg abandoned his brother Dean Cady for many years, and he filmed Spielberg's next film.
All movies, and the recent "Saving Private Ryan" is his masterpiece. Even a big-name actor like Tom Hanks has to be "at the mercy" of him in front of his camera. Those familiar faces are no longer visible to him once they are in front of his camera.
The whitewash immediately showed a new look. His image is very beautiful. He will definitely be a master in the future.
Cindy envied Janusz very much and envied him for having such a good opportunity to meet Spielberg. As for herself, she thought she was talented, but she could only carry a camera and shoot women's butts and men's butts every day...
…Oh shit, is this my future?!
Just when Cindy was extremely depressed, the phone rang.
"Whose phone is it? Don't you know you have to turn off your phone during filming? Oh God, Cindy, can you be more professional?" The bearded director was very dissatisfied with Cindy.
Cindy handed the DV camera to the bearded director indifferently, "Actually, a movie like this doesn't need a professional photography talent like me at all. Maybe a pig can shoot it well. Of course, for you, you can too
Save money on photography fees!”
Seeing that Cindy was about to go out, the bearded director yelled: "Oh, bastard! If you go out now, then you won't come back in the future!"
Cindy shrugged, ignoring the yelling behind her, walked out of the studio, answered the phone and said: "Hey, man! You should congratulate me, because of your damn phone call, I'm unemployed again!"
Rabbit Bill smiled on the other end, "That's just right, buddy, come over to my place, there's a serious horror movie that needs your help!"
Cindy smiled: "Okay, man, if what you say is true, I will buy you a drink tonight; if you are just joking, then wait, I will kick your ass.
!”
…
Cindy, Mickey, and Charlie, plus the other ten underground film staff, were all summoned to Fantasy Pictures by a call from Rabbit Bill.
The thirteen people looked curiously at this "original" film studio that had not yet been renovated. Although it had been cleaned, it still had rough cement floors, mottled walls, and old doors and windows...
Just when these people were thinking about their own thoughts, footsteps sounded.
Immediately, a tall and tall Chinese man walked in. Everyone smiled and nodded when he saw them, and then took the initiative to introduce: "Hello everyone, my name is Yi Feiyang, and I am also the boss of this newly established company. This time I
I am very happy to invite you all to join our company and help me shoot three movies. Yes, it is three movies, and the themes are all horror movies. You have also seen that this is what our company looks like now. Perhaps, in your heart,
Say, Damn it, what kind of crappy company is this? Can you give me some money? Can I give you good remuneration? To be honest, I’m not too sure about this issue because our company is short of money right now!
"
"I don't like to force others, nor do I like to see people forced to take up their own crew positions because of friendship. So I told Rabbit Bill a long time ago. If you listen to my introduction below, you still feel dissatisfied.
, then good, you can leave in style, I will never force you. After all, we are all hanging out in Hollywood. We will meet you without looking up. Maybe there will be opportunities for cooperation in the future... Okay, let me introduce it now.
The problems you are about to face."
"First of all, in terms of salary, it is calculated on a daily basis. Depending on the type of work, the average day is US$100. If I remember correctly, the US government stipulates that the minimum wage level is US$7.25 per hour. If calculated based on a 40-hour work week, the salary of a full-time employee in the United States is
The minimum wage is US$290 a week, and the wage level I offer now is definitely not low."
"Secondly, your shooting time will not be too long. It is now October 11th, and our movie must be released on November 1st, which is before Halloween, so you can work for about half a month at most. If possible,
To be continued...