Chapter 142 For mental illness, I have rich experience(1/2)
“Ah~”
Facing the scrutiny of Dinaser II, Bai Ye yawned lazily, and then a black box appeared in front of him.
"Um?"
Dinaser II's face changed. What is this?
The letter Polomo did not say that these two mysterious merchants would come here again.
"Weapons, simple usage and function, I believe your son's letter has been introduced." Bai Ye pointed to the box in front of him and said, "This box is considered a trial item. You can try it. If you are interested, we can trade it on a large scale."
Dinaser II nodded slightly with a slightly dark face.
If it weren't for the weapons introduced by Polomo that were also called "guns", but whose functions were completely different from the "guns" in their cognition.
Even with letters of introduction, passes, etc., it is so easy for Bai Ye and the others to see Dinaser II?
"Businessmen from another world, are you not just from Middle-earth?" asked Dinaser II.
While saying that, someone brought up a chair for Bai Ye to sit down, and took away the black box in front of Bai Ye.
It shows some hospitality.
As a guard, Nero certainly would not sit down and stood straight beside Bai Ye.
The Yama sword and two guns at his waist - the Gun of Kindness and the Blue Rose, had already been handed over to the guard at the door, looking empty-handed.
However, Dinaser II and the others obviously would not understand that even if Nero had no weapons, it would be a matter of minutes to kill him.
Not to mention dozens of swords and axe players, even hundreds of swords and axe players are not any problem for Nero.
"Well, we come from a distant place. You don't understand what you said in detail." Bai Ye said.
Dinaser II nodded, and there was no sign of too much expression on his face, which was not as good as his emotions.
The two were talking in a word.
Soon, Bai Ye and Nero heard sporadic gunshots.
A moment later, someone entered through the side door, walked to Dinaser II, and whispered a few words.
Dinaser II stood up and bowed slightly to Bai Ye and said, "I will lose my companion first, please wait."
The words are no longer condescending as before.
On the training ground in the palace, Dinaser II touched the light armor pierced by a bullet in front of him and asked, "Are you sure? You don't need any strength. Just press it gently with a finger, and anyone can use this weapon to exert such power?"
"Yes."
The character similar to the guard next to him said, "Anyone can do this with a weapon - the premise is that he can aim. Only heavy armor can block this kind of thing called 'bullets'."
"And this forging process... I'm afraid the best craftsmen in Gondor cannot achieve it."
Dinaser II nodded, his face slightly excited.
As the ruler of a country, he knew very well that if such a large number of weapons were available, it would bring about changes to Gondor and the entire Middle-earth continent.
He instructed the escort to put away the weapons and walk quickly towards the place where he met Bai Ye, with a very enthusiastic smile on his face.
But this guy probably was too tired to manage Gondor.
His face is not good-looking and his hair is a little sparse, giving people a feeling of premature aging.
It’s better to look better when you don’t smile at this moment.
"From a merchant from another world, you and your servant will be my honorable guests of Gondor." Dinaser II, who came back, changed his vigilance, alienation and arrogance just now.
"Is that true?" Bai Ye replied without comment, "Is it really good that you haven't asked me what I want? "
Dinaser II was stunned for a moment, but he didn't expect Bai Ye to be so straightforward.
But he immediately returned to his smile and asked, "I wonder what you need for exchange?"
"The value of power and wealth...this is the basis." Bai Ye said with a finger raised.
Dinaser II nodded. Polomo also mentioned to him about the magical power and wealth value. When he decided to trade with Bai Ye, he was naturally prepared.
"In addition, I want the True Knowledge Crystal Ball." But Bai Ye's next sentence made the smile on Dinaser II's face disappear instantly.
True Knowledge Crystal Ball, a special product of this world.
A stone similar to a crystal ball.
When someone is staring at the True Knowledge Crystal Ball, he can communicate with other people who are staring at the True Knowledge Crystal Ball.
Some people can even control the True Knowledge Crystal Ball and see the scenes in any corner of the world.
It is equivalent to the surveillance satellite in Middle-earth, and it is the one with extremely high clarity.
But it depends on who uses it.
In terms of rarity, the True Knowledge Crystal Ball is even rarer than the Lord of Rings, and even Saruman and others cannot make it.
The former Gondor had four true knowledge crystal balls.
However, one was seized by Sauron and the other fell into the hands of Aisinger's Saruman.
Currently Gondor also has two true knowledge crystal balls - one in Osgilias and the other in Minasyano, which is where Bai Ye and Nero are now.
"You actually want to touch the True Knowledge Crystal Ball?" Dinaser II narrowed his eyes and looked at Bai Ye.
A sense of majesty from the superior was released.
It seems that if Bai Ye’s answer is not good the next second, he will immediately take action - let someone take action.
"Yes." Bai Ye completely ignored the majesty of Dinaser II, "At the same time, this is also to save your life. Oh, when you think about it, you feel that you are really too kind, and you can save your life while trading."
"Save my life?" Dinaser II frowned, "What does it mean?"
"This uncle has such severe hair loss. Haven't you noticed that you are getting old at a speed far exceeding the ordinary people?" Bai Ye said with a smile, "Or, hair loss is inherited by your family."
"Of course not."
Dinaser II said.
His hair was indeed a little purged, and his hairline was quite high. Not only that, his skin on his face was loose and drooping.
The appearance age is much larger than the actual age.
All of these are because he often uses the True Knowledge Crystal Ball.
And this true knowledge crystal ball hidden in the Santa White Tower is closely related to the one that was taken away by Sauron.
Diner II with strong will to withstand the erosion and corruption of Sauron's negative forces.
Therefore, it also paid a heavy price, and it was just one of them before age.
He began to become silent, melancholy, and was greatly affected in his mental aspects.
In particular, Dinaser II also died of his beloved wife. His sadness and despair often spread in his heart, and later even his beloved son died.
Despair spread even more crazily.
Judging from the perspective of modern medicine, this guy is suffering from depression.
In the end, it was so serious that it was suicide.
If you think about it carefully, this is Bai Ye’s patient!
"Isn't this the end?"
Bai Ye said to Dinaser II, "Since there is no inheritance, why are you so old? You obviously didn't notice that excessive use of the True Knowledge Crystal Ball has made you sick, mentally ill, and depression!"
"What disease?" Dinaser II was confused.
"A mental illness, called depression, can cause death if it is severe." Bai Ye said with a serious expression, "Believe me, I have rich experience in mental illness. When I was in a nursing home, no one lived longer than me, and there were no doctors. I said that if you have mental illness, you must be mentally ill!"
“…nonsense.”
Dinaser II squeezed out a few words from his teeth. If it weren't for the arms deal, he would have someone to drive Bai Ye and the others out now.
The dignified Gondor Regent was actually called a "mentally ill".
Although I have never heard of any disease of mental illness, it is definitely not a good thing.
"Don't believe it?"
Bai Ye stood up and looked down at Dinaser II, "If you don't believe it, let's do a test?"
"What test?" Dinaser II was unconsciously brought into Bai Ye's rhythm.
Bai Ye cleared his throat: "A classic question for mental illness test. Please listen to the question. A large bathtub filled with water. Give you a spoon and a bowl. What method will you use to clear the water in the bathtub as quickly as possible?"
Dinaser II said: "Of course I use a bowl, can I use a spoon?"
But after he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong.
"wrong."
Bai Ye waved his hand and said imposingly, "A normal person can only pull out the plug in the bathtub."
"...You didn't say there was a plug!" Dinaser II expressed dissatisfaction.
"Just kidding, how could the bath pool have no similar stuff like a plug?" Bai Ye looked at Dinaser II disdainfully, "Aren't you the Regent? The luxurious bath pool is not a poor family, isn't your family? Isn't it a relic? Isn't it a relic of aristocrats like you?"
To be continued...