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1029. Education son

The prickly pear tasted really good. After Jiang Caoqi and Lu Wuyi tasted it, they praised the taste and squatted on the ground and peeled it and ate very happily.

Ao Muyang warned: "Snail pears are delicious, but you can't eat too much. They have the effect of unblocking the intestines and will be prone to fart later."

"That's better." Lu Wuyi was even happier.

After all, he held Jiang Caoqi's hand and shouted, "What uncle are you? You don't love me at all!"

"Haha, if I didn't love you, I would have kicked you down the mountain stream and smashed you to death. I understand?"

After all, he said: "If you love me, then don't eat it. No, eat the jujubes, eat all the jujubes in your pocket, and make me feel prickly pears."

Jiang Caoqi said with a gloomy face: "I love you but you don't love me. Why are you planning to stab your uncle to death?"

"That's not. My mother said you have thick skin and your skin is thicker than the soles of her sponge cake. This thorn cannot be pierced." After all, he laughed.

Jiang Caoqi said: "Hey, how do my cousin educates her children? I have to criticize her on the phone tonight."

After all, he said contemptuously: "You go, you go, you dare to fight a tiger even if you are a dog owner?"

Jiang Caoqi smacked his lips and said, "You are right, alas!"

There is an indescribable sadness in the sigh.

There are also persimmon trees on the mountain. At this time, the persimmons happen to be ripe, and they hang on the branches like small red lanterns.

Ao Muyang picked it for him to eat it after all. Persimmons are not as delicious as prickly pears, but they have no sour taste, only sweetness, which is very attractive to children.

Cruciferous pears are rich in vitamin C and are known as the king of VC, so they are inevitably sour.

The leader was very excited after going up the mountain and ran around. He ate a lot of gold drops when he was a child, and his body and brain were transformed. He was full of heroic posture and better appearance than that of a general.

In fact, it is the general's cub, but the two of them have no feelings for each other. Instead, they sometimes get too close to each other and grin.

Ao Muyang could understand that both of these dogs are very outstanding, like tigers on the mountain. As the saying goes, one mountain does not allow two tigers unless it is a male tiger and a female tiger.

They were walking on the mountain road, and two dogs were running in front, and they were competing. Sometimes the general was running in front, and sometimes the leader was running in front.

The general wins because he is familiar with Dalongshan, and the leader wins because he is young, strong and energetic. For a moment, neither of them can surpass each other.

Eventually, they clashed in a narrow position on the mountain road.

I don’t know who has no quality, so I took a slut on the mountain road. When the general saw it, he ran over. The leader was also very interested in the slut, and then he went around to the other side and sniffed it.

At this moment, the two sides were too close to each other, and the hair on the back of the neck suddenly exploded. They looked at each other with gloomy eyes, and a muffled roar in their throats, and the sharp teeth exposed contained a tyrannical aura.

A fierce battle was brewing, Lu Wuyi swung his fist hard and shouted: "The brave ones win when they meet on the road, two brave dogs, let's draw their swords!"

Ao Muyang rolled his eyes and said, "Don't make trouble for me, General, come back."

Jiang Caoqi also shouted: "Leader, fighting is wrong. Although you can fight the most, you can't do anything randomly. And this is not our territory, right? As the saying goes, a strong dragon will not suppress local snakes..."

"General, go ahead!" Ao Muyang quickly changed his words. He turned his head and said, "Xiao Jiang, this is the war you started, you have to be responsible!"

The general who had already returned was already disappointed and heard his order, his limbs touched the ground like a spring, and suddenly flew back. His shadow was like the wind and he jumped like a dragon!

The leader saw it turn around and relaxed. It was inexperienced. The golden short hair in the village knew that before the opponent died or the figure disappeared, he had to stay alert throughout the whole process.

The general turned around, pounced on his front paw and pushed it backwards, and opened his mouth and chewed it on.

The leader's reaction was half a beat slow. As the saying goes, it's hard to wait until it wants to fight back. The general pressed it to the ground with his powerful claws, and his mouth opened just right around its neck.

The leader was stunned. It struggled like a shrimp on the ground, unable to break free from the general's mouth and limbs.

The general bit the leader's neck with his mouth, pressed the leader's chest and shoulders with his forelimbs, and the hind legs were stuck with the leader's buttocks and waist. The general locked the opponent with his skillful ground skills experience.

This skillful experience is accumulated by it when he locked a bitch over the years. Every move and every move is obtained from actual combat and is very effective.

The leader is a beast cultivated in a greenhouse. If he really wants to fight, there is still a big gap between him and the general who fights in the village all day long. This gap is all-round. After being overturned, it whined: "Aowuer, Aowuer!"

The wolf ran over and stretched his neck to it and screamed: "Aowu! Aowu!"

After screaming for a few times, it nodded to the leader on the ground. Have you learned it? You have to scream like that!

Seeing the general pinching the leader's neck, Jiang Caoqi felt very distressed. He knew that the general was human, so he pushed the general away and shouted: "Let go of my son, this is also your son! Why are you a father? How can you deal with the child like this!"

Lu Wuyi thought for a while and said, "I always feel something is wrong with this."

After all, he laughed and said, "Uncle, it turns out that this is your son's mother? No wonder my aunt, my parents introduced you to girls and you don't want to see you. It turns out that you already have something to do with me."

"Get out, get out of here." I don't know if this was what Jiang Caoqi said to the general or to his nephew.

Ao Muyang waved his hand, and the general let go of the leader and returned. After walking a few steps, it turned around and grinned and scared the leader. The leader kept burying into Jiangcao's arms, whimpering in his throat.

After all, he said contemptuously: "What's the timid guy who scared me at the beginning?"

‘Buer…’

As he was talking, a fart sounded, Lu Wuyi clamped his legs awkwardly, and then smiled at Ao Muyang: "Brother-in-law, that prickly pear has a very good effect in the intestines, and it works so fast."

He farted again while talking.

Farting in front of the public is not elegant, Lu Wuyi uses a cough to suppress the fart: "Cough cough, cough cough."

His cough sounded on the way.

After all, his eyes turned around, and he turned around and stared at Lu Wuyi with a malicious expression and asked: "Uncle, why are you so smelly when you fart?"

Lu Wuyi glared at him and said, "Who farted cough cough, who farted? Cough cough, don't slander people. Have your teacher never taught you not to slander others?"

After all, he said: "Oh, then you have bad breath. Every time you cough, I smell the odor. My mother said bad breath may be caused by Helicobacter pylori in the stomach. You'd better go to the hospital to check it out. Helicobacter pylori can cause gastric cancer!"
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