When the wine and food are served, naturally no one can eat less and drink less.

The birthday party lasted from 11 o'clock to 2:30. At the end, Ao Fugui and Ao Muyang carried the big cake up, and everyone ate the cake again, and that was the end.

After eating and drinking, Ao Muyang was about to leave. When he saw Ao Qianlai catching the cake and eating it hard, he said, "Uncle Qianlai, let's get out soon. You have eaten enough cream today, and the cake cannot be escaped. Let's eat it later."

Jin Huizi also said softly: "That's right, and you're still dizzy and chest tightness recently. Have you forgotten what the doctor said? Eat less cream and fat."

Ao Qianlai applied the cream on his mouth, but after smearing half of his face. He said indifferently: "What does it have to do with fat cream? The doctor also said that I was dizzy and chest tightness because I was wearing shorts too high."

Several people around were wondering: "Where did you go to see a doctor? A quack doctor."

"That's right, what does dizziness and chest tightness have to do with shorts? Isn't it a pity to wear shorts too high?"

"It will also zip the prostate. For a while, my prostate is not strong because my shorts are too tight."

"So I never wear shorts and I'm very excited."

Ao Zhisheng, who also got up and was about to leave, frowned: "You are dizzy and chest tight, and the doctor said you are wearing shorts too high? What's the routine?"

"Yes." Ao Qianlai said, "and he drew my blood and said that I was wearing too high in shorts."

Hearing this, Ao Zhisheng's face darkened: "What the doctor said is that your cholesterol is too high, right?"

The group of people who were eagerly discussing the quack doctor shut up. Ao Qianlai recalled carefully, and then hesitated: "It seems to be right?"

Ao Muyang was speechless, and he wiped his hand and walked out.

Lu Zhizi shouted to him: "Don't leave first, come back and help me with Xiaoxiao."

Lu Wuyi was sleeping on the table, his nose was soaking. Jiang Caoqi next to him was recording the video, holding his cell phone and laughing, tilting back and forth.

It is now the end of October and November is about to enter. Two days ago, a cold current blows from the north. Lu Wuyi goes out to sea to catch a cold. She has had a severe runny nose these two days.

Ao Muyang said: "I'm drunk too, please let Lao Jiang help you support Xiaoxiao."

Jiang Caoqi stopped laughing.

Ao Muyang quickly went out. He did drink some wine and wandered around the village to wake up.

As a result, he walked towards the village and saw Ao Xiaojun and a few children. The children also saw him, and Ao Xiaojun ran away.

Ao Muyang waved his hand, and the general and the wolf-Big Wolf chased him. Ao Xiaojun ran much faster than his, but he was definitely not as fast as the wolf and the dog. He screamed and was pushed to the ground.

"What are you running? What are you doing?"

Ao Xiaojun howled, "No, I've done something bad."

Ao Muyang looked at him suspiciously and said, "You didn't do anything bad, why did you see me running away?"

Ao Xiaojun took out a plastic bottle from his pocket and said pitifully: "I'm digging the ground ghost, afraid that you can see it and take it away."

There are some insects inside the mineral water bottle, about three or four centimeters long. It seems to have a layer of carapace on its big head and wings on its back. Like a grasshopper, it has two hind legs with outstanding bounce ability.

This thing is called a terrestrial ghost in Qiantan Town, and its scientific name is mole cricket or cricket. It is a very common agricultural pest.

Looking at these ferocious mole crickets, Ao Muyang burped and asked, "Why are you catching these things? Are you still afraid that I will grab them? Am I a Japanese? Do you rob anything? Why did I rob this thing?"

Ao Xiaojun said, "Can you eat it."

Ao Muyang blinked. Indeed, mole crickets are pure agricultural pests in many places, and everyone can kill them, especially farmers who see it must kill them because they survive in farmland and land. They like to drill under the ground and use their sharp teeth to break the roots of crops, and even drag the tender seedlings into the holes to make food and eat them.

But in Hongyang, they are also a kind of ingredient, and they can be fried and eaten just like grasshoppers.

In the Hongyang food stall, fried mole crickets and roasted mole crickets are the main dishes, and the price is the same as grasshoppers. Late autumn and early winter are good times for eating mole crickets, because at this time, mole crickets do not eat anything and have nothing to eat, and their intestines are very clean.

Ao Muyang looked around and saw that the farmland had just been plowed and the soil was soft. The teenagers took advantage of the afternoon to catch mole crickets.

He looked at Ao Xiaomi and others and asked, "Are you catching ground ghosts too?"

Ao Xiaomi and his party nodded obediently, then hid the bottle behind them.

Seeing this, Ao Muyang smiled and said, "Look at you, are you guarding against Uncle Xiaoyang? It's so sad. Uncle Xiaoyang is so kind to you."

"No, we made a mistake. You are the first to complain to us." Ao Xiaomi said.

Ao Muyang said with a tense face: "This is a must. If you make mistakes, you must be educated. This is the iron law that enables human civilized society to operate!"

Then he smiled slightly again: "But, Uncle Xiaoyang is still very nice to you when you don't make mistakes. Let's go, I'll take you to find the land ghosts, there are more land ghosts in my land."

He also planted crops in the village land, but not for harvesting grain, but for feeding land dogs and other things, using land dogs to feed loaches and eels.

Because of his deliberate care, there are many pests in his farmland, and mole crickets are absolutely indispensable.

He brought the teenagers over, and the farm neighbor Ao Qianying was working on a farm machine, so he gave two hundred yuan of gas and asked Ao Qianying to turn over his land together.

Sure enough, many white and tender ground dogs were turned out, and Ao Muyang took a bag to pick up the ground dogs and went back to feed the fish pond.

In addition, mole crickets also emerged from the ground. The boys cheered and wandered around the ground to find mole crickets.

The weather begins to get colder, so the afternoon sun is much more precious, and it is warm on people, making people sleepy.

Ao Muyang was so excited that he couldn't sleep. Ao Xiaojun came over to rest and asked, "Uncle Xiaoyang, your eyes are red. I think you should go to bed, why don't you go back to sleep?"

"It's okay, I don't want to sleep, so go buy me a bottle of coffee." Ao Muyang wanted to pay, but after looking through the pockets, he found that he had changed his clothes and didn't bring any money.

Seeing this, Ao Xiaojun quickly covered his pocket with a look of vigilance.

Ao Muyang rolled his eyes and said, "Can I still rob you of your money? Look, I'll give you your phone and scan the code to pay."

Ao Xiaojun was very moved and said, "Uncle Xiaoyang, you trust me so much. My parents never dared to give me a phone and asked me to buy things with my phone. By the way, what is your password?"

"Small payment is free of password." Ao Muyang smiled. His Alipay did not require password verification for spending less than 100 yuan in one day.

Ao Xiaojun left with his cell phone. After a while, he came back. In addition to handing him a bottle of coffee, he also carried a bag of snacks and drinks.

Ao Muyang suddenly sobered up three points: "Damn, who is the money spent?"

"You, Uncle Xiaoyang, don't be anxious. Listen to me, there is an event on Alipay today. You can get a payment red envelope for more than 20 yuan. The more you talk, the bigger the red envelope." Ao Xiaojun quickly explained.

"Then how much did you spend?"

"About ninety-nine."

"So accurate?! How many red envelopes have you snatched?"

"One cent eight!"
Chapter completed!