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1089. catch the temple fair

The government took the lead and the temple fair was in full swing.

The temple fair began after three or two days after the typhoon. Obviously, the government understood the fishermen's mentality and was worried that the fishermen would lose interest if the time delayed, and the temple fair would not be able to be carried out.

In addition, this temple fair is responsible for maintaining stability. If the fishermen's negative emotions are vented before the temple fair, what's the use of holding this temple fair?

The town is proud of the decision of the city leaders to choose Qiantan Town to host the first Mazu Temple Fair, so they cooperated very hard and required that all villages should cooperate, especially around Longtou Village. Any tourists in the village must mobilize tourists to attend the temple fair.

Posters about this temple fair were posted all over the streets and alleys. It is said that the city invited a famous lion dance team from Jiangsu and Zhejiang to perform. There were all the strong young men inside, and the performance was very exciting.

Ao Muyang shouted in the village and asked all the villagers to join in the fun. Because it was the first temple fair, there were still many good things in it. It is said that the leaders mobilized many shopping malls in the city to participate in temple fairs, and organized various activities such as sending home appliances to the countryside, transport to the countryside, and medical environment to the countryside.

The day of the temple fair was open, and the weather was clear. Ao Muyang slowly had breakfast, and then went to the wharf to send Dalongtou to the sea. Then he went to the temple fair with Lu Zhizi, Lu Wuji, and Jiang Cao.

Ao Mukang went out with his belt and pushed a small cart with some smoked chickens, smoked rabbits and other things on it.

When Ao Muyang saw him, he greeted him and said, "Brother Kang, you're late to go out. It's ten o'clock. The temple fair has begun for a long time, right?"

Ao Mukang held a cigarette in his mouth, and he said proudly: "To be honest, village chief, I'm the second trip, and I've sold out all the smoked goods I brought in the morning."

Ao Muyang said in surprise: "Oh, is it sold so well?"

"That's not so good, it's always hot-bang!"

As he was talking, the cigarette in his mouth suddenly exploded, causing a fire!

Ao Muyang shivered in fear, Lu Wuyi said in surprise: "Is it so popular? It can blow up the cigarette?!"

Ao Mukang's roaring voice sounded: "Magobi, Ao Xiaojun, do you know, I will definitely beat your ass to pieces today! You can stuff firecrackers into my cigarettes!"

He shouted and turned around and rushed into the room. As soon as he entered the door, a boy jumped out of the wall. It was the naughty Ao Xiaojun.

Ao Muyang grabbed him and said, "Did you really stuff firecrackers into your dad's cigarettes? No, I did this when I was a child. The firecrackers were so heavy that the old smoker could feel it all at once with his hands."

Ao Xiaojun shook his hand and said, "Uncle Xiaoyang, you are not professional. You peel off two layers of paper outside the firecracker and leave the last layer. How heavy can the remaining ignition powder be?"

"Besides, I have weighed the weight of this cigarette. This semester, we used a precision electronic scale for chemistry. I borrowed one and specially weighed it. A cigarette is 1.6 grams. Just control the weight..."

He shook Ao Muyang's hand away and ran wildly.

"This kid is talented." Lu Wuyi said in shock.

Lu Zhizi sighed: "In terms of cleverness in mind, Ao Xiaojun is the top among this group of children, but he doesn't like to study and likes to think about some erratic things."

Ao Mukang didn't catch anyone, and he was so angry after coming out. His wife said lightly: "Okay, don't be angry. I'm not my son and I are so angry that I feel sorry for you?"

"That kid wishes he would piss me to death. He feels so sorry for him." Ao Mukang said angrily.

He pinched all the remaining cigarettes and dared to stuff them into his mouth after confirming that there were no firecrackers inside.

As a result, after taking two sips, a flame burned with a full smell of gunpowder!

Ao Muyang said: "Damn, your son sprinkled firecrackers into the cigarette!"

"It's hard to defend!" Jiang Caoqi sighed.

Ao Mukang had the idea of ​​killing the child, but his wife was happy: "Xiaojun did a good job this time, you have to quit smoking, right?"

Regardless of whether or not I want to quit smoking, Ao Mukang dares not smoke anymore. Who knows what else is wrong with the remaining cigarettes?

The temple fair was in the town, and Ao Muyang decided to drive there.

The four of them got on the Mercedes-Benz. General, Wolf and Wolf II hurriedly squeezed in, and the huge car was filled with a lot of stuff.

Jiang Caoqi said dissatisfiedly: "This is too crowded, right?"

Then the general bit the leader's neck and dragged it outward.

Jiang Caoqi quickly grabbed his beloved dog and shouted, "Okay, okay, we both occupy one seat, we don't take up space, right?"

Ao Muyang said: "Lao Jiang, the way you keep pets is wrong. This is spoiling. Come on, there is a program that talks about keeping pets. You can study hard."

He turned on the car radio and turned on a special channel to listen.

"...The Labrador has a characteristic, that is, it is late maturity. It is said that it is a demon and an angel, but many people can't wait for it to become an adult. Why? Because its teenage years are too long, what should I do in this case? Don't throw them away, just blanch them in boiling water, then shave the meat and stir it with sesame sauce, light soy sauce and rice vinegar, and finally sprinkle some chicken essence, which tastes very fragrant..."

"What's the matter?" Ao Muyang couldn't react for a moment, and Lu Zhizi, who was holding the general in the back seat, was also shocked.

General:('?w?')

Lu Wuyi, who was in the passenger seat, smiled and said, "Sorry, brother-in-law, I touched the radio knob with my elbow, and it seemed like I had jumped on the platform."

The voices of the hosts of the two channels are a bit similar, and Ao Muyang couldn't tell it before...

He transferred back to the Love Pet Channel and said to Lu Wuyi: "Don't touch it randomly, will something happen if something happens?"

The general behind him had always distrustled them. He once wanted to squeeze into the passenger seat and jumped into the window and escape. Seeing this, Ao Muyang said to Lu Wuyi: "Why are you opening the window? Close it."

After closing the window, a foul stinking began to spread. The general took two deep breaths and calmed down for a moment.

Ao Muyang's face turned green. He looked at the source of the odor on the passenger seat and said, "You fart?"

"Yeah." Lu Wuyi admitted frankly.

Ao Muyang quickly opened the window and said, "Made, you still close the window when you fart. You really don't have a public morality."

Lu Wuyi said aggrievedly: "I just opened the window and just closed it when you asked me to close it."

"You fart you didn't count? I asked you to close you and you just shut it up? Why don't you explain it?"

Lu Wuyi argued: "I thought you like to smell the scent. I don't say that it's because I consider that this habit is quite unique, so I keep it confidential?"

Ao Muyang had nothing to say. Who could he blame for such a brother-in-law?

Fortunately, the village was not far from the town, and the car quickly ran for more than ten minutes and saw the buildings in the center of the town and the bustling crowds in the distance.
Chapter completed!
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