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1374. Take a bite (3)

Raising pigs is really not easy. Catching pig grass is not a good job. He gets tired of it after working for a day.

Thinking about it this way, what kind of life did he live when he was a child? He was fucked by textbooks during the day and was fucked by pig grass when he came back. He lived a very happy life. When he recalled that day, he couldn't help scratching his head.

The Dragon Boat Festival is here, and the town organizes dragon boat racing activities.

Qiantan Town has not many large water areas, and Ambergris is one, so I chose to compete in Ambergris. The same is true for choosing to practice here after the New Year.

On that day, there were gongs and drums by the lake, and firecrackers were ringing. Ao Muyang did not go. He was busy comforting Xiaoxiang Pig in the farm.

How did the little fragrant pig experience this situation? Although it is still far away from the lake, the continuous sound of firecrackers can still be heard, which scared these little piglets.

The sound of firecrackers came one after another, and from time to time, there were firecrackers igniting. It was like a firecracker in the pigpen. The fragrant pig was so scared that it foamed in its mouth and chrysanthemums sprayed pig shit.

Ao Muyang was afraid that the sound of firecrackers would scare the fragrant pigs, so he kept adding gold to the water. He couldn't tell whether it was useful or not, but he could only be so busy.

Yang Shuyong ran to find him, and when he arrived at the pigpen, he pinched his nose and shouted: "Ao Team Ao, are you here?"

A head poked out from a pigpen, and Lao Ao said angrily: "You called a hammer? Why are you here?"

Yang Shuyong said: "The leaders of the town are looking for you and ask you to go there quickly."

Ao Muyang said, "If you don't go, you can record it for him to let him know what the firecrackers have scared my fragrant pig? What am I going to do? Going angry?"

Yang Shuyong looked at the pig shit on his body and smiled and said, "I understand, then you can continue to look at your pig."

Chen An came over with his arms hanging over. He nibbled a piece of sugar cane and asked, "Leader, do you want me to help?"

Chen Dongwa, who came out with him, smiled and said, "Yes, leader, can we help?"

Ao Muyang asked, "How can I help? Look at me, these pigs, what are you scared? Do you have a way? Can you have a way?"

Chen Anmu said blankly: "I have it. Add stability to them. I have calming veterinary medicines at home. Using less is not effective on them and can make them honest."

Ao Muyang thought for a while and said, "This trick works?"

Chen An said: "It's good to use it, and it's guaranteed to work. In the past, who had a sow in the village had to give birth. When it happened to thunder in spring and summer, they just did it like this, otherwise the thunder would scare the sows to miscarriage."

Ao Muyang waved to Heilong and asked him to drive Chen An home.

In order to protect these pigs, he was also trying his best to protect them.

He remembered that Youfu liked being a big brother and had a strong ability to appease the animals, so he brought it over and wanted it to bring a fragrant pig.

As a result, when Youfu saw the pig shit on the ground, he pulled his arm and refused to jump out of his arms.

Lao Ao had no choice but to say angrily: "It's okay, I'm lucky. Come down and go back and take a bath for you, take a bath for you three times, use bath salt for the first time, use shower gel for the second time, and use a wild flower bath for you the third time, and must be fragrant, okay?"

Blessed to express his decision by action, he pulled his claws tightly by his arm, opened his mouth and bit his clothes.

Old Ao smiled coldly: "Damn, if you don't want toast, you will be punished for wine!"

He took off his coat and threw Youyou on the ground with his coat.

After the blessing came to the ground, he stood up and jumped up with his hind paws like a ballet.

Chen Dongwa, who was holding a dry tobacco pot in his mouth, spit out a cigarette ring and smiled, "Oh, this big-eared little thing is fun, what is it? I haven't seen it before."

After Youfu smelled the smell of smoke, his big eyes turned around and jumped to Chen Dongwa, chasing the smoke rings and closing his eyes and taking a deep breath.

Ao Muyang didn't say anything, Chen Dongwa said suddenly: "Leader, is this a fox?"

"Yes, how did you recognize it?" Ao Muyang was quite puzzled. The fence fox should not be very famous.

Chen Dongwa said: "Hu Bai, Huang Liuhui, I went to Guandong as a lumberjack in my early years. There were many rumors about fox fairies over there, saying that fox fairies like to smoke in these fairies."

He was busy talking and did not smoke anymore. The blessed and dissatisfied man stood up and pulled his pants with his paws. When he retracted his paws, he saw pig shit on it and wiped it on his pants again...

This scene made Chen Dongwa soften his legs. He asked Ao Muyang in a trembling voice: "Leader, your family is this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, the immortal family, has it become an immortal?"

Ao Muyang waved his hand and said, "No, this is not our Chinese fox, foreign big-eared foxes. There is no legend in their hometown that animals have become monsters, so they do not have the mass base or ability. Besides, how can animals become immortals in socialist countries? This does not conform to our socialist core values!"

Chen Dongwa looked at Youfu blankly and said, "But, but..."

Ao Muyang said impatiently: "It's nothing, but Master Chen, you are too feudal. My fox is just smarter. It has a problem with smoking. I used to smoke a few sips of dry cigarettes with a grandfather of my family. I guess it will come back after you smoke today."

Chen Dongwa is indeed an old superstitious person. After hearing this, he quickly wiped his pussy's mouth and handed it to Youfu, muttering something: "Does the Great Immortal want to taste a few times? Then this is how I respect my old man. Look, Immortal, come and smoke it."

Youfu really opened his mouth and took a breath with his cigarette puff in his mouth. Ao Muyang wanted to smoke it, but this guy still retained this habit!

However, he thought that he had to rely on blessings to comfort these fragrant pigs, so he could only drop his slap.

As soon as he dropped his palm, Youfu turned around and squirted a cigarette at him...

"Just show off for a while and go back and see how I deal with you." Old Ao thought silently in his heart.

Youfu took the opportunity to smoke, opened his mouth and sniffed for a while, and Chen Dongwa knelt and licked it beside him, "Great immortal, work harder, this old cigarette pole should be smelled, one should be opened, two should be wrapped loose, three should be open flames, four should be sucked..."

Just when Lao Ao hoped it would come back to help, but Youfu let himself go: Come on, there is one more mouthful after taking one, and three more mouthful after taking this mouthful...

After taking a few sips, Youfu finally got his appetite. It opened its claws holding the cigarette pole and looked back at Ao Muyang, then swayed its furry little body a few times, closed its eyes, and lay on the ground and straightened its legs!

Seeing this, Ao Muyang was even more shocked than the fragrant pigs. He quickly picked up Youfu and tried his nose with his trembling fingers. Well, he also breathed - his breathing smelled of smoke.

Chen Dongwa stuttered: "Leader, is this great immortal drunk? Is it okay?"

There must be something wrong. Although Ao Muyang doesn’t smoke, he knows that drunk smoke is different from drunkenness. This is nicotine poisoning.
Chapter completed!
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