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585. The general runs away from home (4)

Seeing Ao Muyang come back, a group of children ran away like the wind.

The general wanted to chase them, but after running for a few steps, he couldn't run, and he ate too much and his stomach was too full!

Ao Muyang walked over helplessly and waved, "Is there still food? What about the head of state and you are blessed? Let's go home with me, eat so much, wait to go back and have diarrhea."

The general was slow to leave, and Ao Muyang went over and slapped it on the butt: "Let's go, why are you still staying here?"

A tourist asked, "Can you let your dog take a photo together? It has done a lot of movement just now, it is really interesting."

Ao Muyang said: "Tomorrow, it's almost dead today."

On the way back, the villagers saw the general walking back with a big belly hanging down and asked, "Oh, what's wrong with General? Are you pregnant with a puppy?"

Ao Muyang laughed and said, "How is it possible? The general is a male dog."

"Your general is planting everywhere, and you can't help yourself." The villagers teased.

"This walking posture is OK, and I feel like a general with a belly thrust."

"This walking posture is not good. My brother used to walk like this, but it turned out that people broke the head three times a week!" Su Xiuxiu, who passed by, shook her head.

Seeing Ao Muyang and the general with a big belly, Ao Qianwen's wife Zhang Nan smiled and said, "Village Chief, I'm just about to talk to you about this. My dog ​​is as big a belly as your general."

"I'm overeating too?" Ao Muyang asked casually.

Zhang Nan shook his head: "No, I'm pregnant and I'm taking care of the dog baby. It must be your general's breed."

Ao Muyang waved his hand and said, "That's not nonsense. It might be another family's dog? There are many male dogs in the village."

Zhang Nan said: "That's absolutely impossible. My dog ​​is Samoyed. My niece bought it at work in the city. But she grew too big and couldn't raise it in the building. She gave it to my house. Is it a white and rich girl among dogs or a foreign dog white and rich girl, and she usually doesn't let the dogs in the village get close to her."

"Then let the general approach?" Ao Muyang looked at the general, and the general blinked his face and looked cute. This was what it learned from Zhu Zhu.

Zhang Nan said: "I don't let it go, but there is no way. The general forced it."

Ao Muyang was shocked by these words. The general was simply a village tyrant. His behavior was enough to drag it out and shoot it 10,086 times.

After he went back, he began to think about whether to stir up the general.

He was not good at this, so he turned on the computer and searched the video of a veterinarian performing sterilization on a male dog.

The general looked at it for a few seconds and started to whine.

Ao Muyang clicked on the computer screen and said, "Stop calling, I'll just get rid of the disaster for you in the future. You can't control Jiji's Jiji now!"

The general looked at him aggrievedly for a while, then ran away with his tail between his legs, and did not come back that night...

Ao Muyang gave up this idea. It was too cruel. He could only take the general a little more seriously in the future.

The main reason is that the Mid-Autumn Festival is the next day. At least we have to be reunited on the Mid-Autumn Festival. The general is his important family.

As a result, the general didn't dare to come back during the day. It probably really understood what the video represented. Ao Muyang searched for it for a whole morning but couldn't find it. The villagers told him that he had seen it on the mountain.

Lu Zhizi didn't take it seriously when she learned that the general was missing: "It often went to the mountains, there were no dog thieves on the mountains, right? She would come back to sleep at night."

Ao Muyang said helplessly: "It ran away last night."

Lu Zhizi immediately became serious and asked, "What are you doing with it? How could it not return all night?"

Ao Muyang sighed: "It always harasses the bitch in the village, and then I scared it with the video of the veterinarian performing sterilization on the male dog. Alas, I didn't expect it to be really scared!"

Lu Zhizi gave him a fierce look: "You don't do anything good!"

Ao Muyang said helplessly: "What should you do if you ask me to do?"

Lu Zhizi said, "Beat it, where is your belt? Use the belt to pump it."

Ao Muyang was stunned when he heard this. This was really a stepmother.

Lu Zhizi said anxiously: "Then go and look for it quickly. General is running away from home."

She brought the Overlord Flower and wanted to find the general through the Overlord Flower. As a result, the Overlord Flower was very stupid and didn't understand what she meant. She thought she was taking it up the mountain to play, so it happily swayed its tail up the mountain, and then ran away, disappearing...

"Damn!" This was the first time Ao Muyang heard Lu Zhizi curse.

Ao Muyang shouted while climbing the mountain: "General, General! He's back home!"

Lu Zhizi then shouted: "General, go home quickly, where have you been?"

The two of them shouted for a while, and suddenly she couldn't hear Ao Muyang's voice.

Both dogs disappeared on the mountain, which made her a little scared, and then changed to shouting: "Brother Muyang, Brother Muyang, where have you been?"

There were people from the village on the mountain picking up chestnuts. After hearing her shouts, they poked their heads out of the chestnut forest halfway up the mountain and smiled: "Teacher Lu, is it that the general lost or your man lost?"

Lu Zhizi said helplessly: "A stupid dog and stupid man are lost!"

Ao Muyang poked his head out of the bamboo forest not far away and said, "Who said I lost it? No, who is the stupid man?"

Lu Zhizi was even more helpless and said, "What are you doing to hide inside? Hurry up and find the general."

Ao Muyang waved to her and said, "I found something good here, come and see."

After Lu Zhizi approached, he shook his hand and a big bug flew over.

Seeing this, Lu Zhizi was not panicked. She could still be afraid of insects when she lived on the hillside. Moreover, when she was a child, she was often scared by her peers in her family with snakes and insects, and she was immune to this thing.

She reached out to block it, and the bug fell on her sleeve. The bug was half the length of her little finger, and it was aurora-brown all over. The head tube was black, and it had a long nose on its head, which looked a bit like an elephant.

Its forefoot is relatively long, and when stretched, it looks like a sickle, with a favorable spike on the leg joints and tibia, like a mantis.

"What kind of bug?" Lu Zhizi picked it up and looked at it. "It looks quite strange, but you want to scare me by relying on it?"

Ao Muyang walked over to take the insect. He pulled off the insect's forelimbs, pinched off the wings, and stuffed them into his mouth to chew. He laughed while chewing: "Haha, I'll just tease you."

Lu Zhizi was really scared at this moment. Her face turned white suddenly. She opened her mouth and screamed: "Ahhhh! Oh my God!"

Ao Muyang grabbed her and acted to kiss her. He just wanted to joke with Lu Zhizi, but Lu Zhizi hugged her hands in front of her chest and didn't move, so she actually let him kiss her!

After saying that, Lao Ao's heart trembled and he was joking. Why didn't this girl hide?

But since you have kissed me, let's stick out your tongue, and Ao Muyang simply gave up.

"Get out!" Lu Zhizi pushed him away, opened his mouth and spitted a few times.

Ao Muyang laughed and said, "This is a bamboo shoot worm. It can be eaten raw. The juice is nutritious and sweet, and it is not dirty."

Lu Zhizi wiped her mouth randomly and said, "I know it's not dirty. Can you eat it if it's dirty?"

Ao Muyang was unhappy: "Then why did you push me away? How nice to kiss me."

Lu Zhizi pointed to the bamboo forest behind him and said, "General is out!"
Chapter completed!
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