736. Yu Wei (5)
After struggling in the dream for a night, Ao Muyang was not very energetic and walked out listlessly after washing up.
Li Ji and Su Penghui were reading books in the yard. When they saw him coming out, they immediately smiled at him: "Young man, you can do it all night, awesome!"
"Oh, it's great to be young. I've been struggling when I was young. But this thing must be of some magnitude. Xiao Ao, you don't look so energetic now."
"Look at his face and his body, haha, what kind of spirit can you have to do toss like this?"
Ao Muyang was too lazy to pay attention to these two people. He went to the kitchen to open the refrigerator and wanted to pour out the remaining half plate of green peppers and stir-fry them with yellow. But when he saw that it was empty inside.
Seeing this, he wondered and asked, "Teacher Li, Teacher Su, are you here to see this fried mushroom?"
Su Penghui was embarrassed, Li Ji said with a thick face: "We got the noodles in the morning. Isn't this noodle without braised rice? Heat the leftovers in the refrigerator and ate it..."
Hearing this, Ao Muyang was shocked.
Su Penghui noticed his emotional changes and asked awkwardly: "Xiao Ao, we ate the food without telling you. This is quite embarrassing..."
Ao Muyang shook his head repeatedly: "It's okay, when will you have breakfast?"
"I haven't finished eating for a long time. Look, the strips in the pot are still hot." Su Penghui said hurriedly.
Ao Muyang looked at the two of them with pity and said, "Two teachers, you better go back to your room and lie on the bed."
"What does it mean?" The two of them were puzzled.
Ao Muyang was inconvenient to say more, mainly because he couldn't say it, after all, he was the initiator.
On that day, he did not go out, but he wholeheartedly entertained the two old men at home.
The two old men started performing soon:
"Where did you come from, kid? Don't run, don't go to the backyard. There are big wolf dogs in the backyard, big wolf dogs barking, little chickens and ducks running all over the ground..."
"Why are there people flying here? Xiao Ao, who is behind you? How could he fly?"
"The stool has become a sperm, you should see that the stool has long eyes and mouth..."
"Potatoes have become sperm, and eggplant and green peppers, what are they going to do? They are jumping up! Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't blame me, are you the three earth immortals? I've been pursuing for a long time..."
Ao Muyang took care of the two of them and returned to the room, finally raised his hand to the sky: "I will be honest in my life and never do these strange things again!"
The recovery ability of a person is far worse than that of a dog, and the recovery ability of an old man is not as good as that of a young man. He struggled until the evening, and the two old professors barely struggled out of the hallucination.
The respected Professor Su's eyes were dull. He held the wall and went out, murmured: "Am I being possessed by evil spirits? What's going on? What's going on!"
When Lu Zhizi came back, she saw this scene. She stretched out her right hand, her thumb, index finger, and middle fingers were put together, like a small pliers.
Ao Muyang was very innocent: "Listen to me, I put the dishes in the refrigerator last night, and the two teachers ate them in the morning. They ate them when we were still in the house!"
"It's all your fault, it's all your fault!"
Ao Muyang said: "Yes, yes, yes, I really blame me, and I didn't shirk responsibility. Alas, Xiao Zi, you pour water for the two teachers. Drinking water can detoxify."
Lu Zhizi rolled her eyes and turned on the water dispenser, and the sound of water sounded.
Ao Muyang looked back and exclaimed: "Hey, hey, Professor Su, don't do this, don't untie the belt, let's go back to the house first, are you not awake yet? Xiao Zi, hurry up, get the water..."
In order to help the two old professors get rid of the toxins as soon as possible, he used the method of detoxifying the dogs yesterday and poured them some water.
Su Penghui was very desperate and pinched his belt and said, "I'm awake, but I can't hold it in, especially when I hear the sound of running water. Teacher Lu, don't pour water..."
The two old professors may not have lost such a person in their lives. After they were completely awake that night, they were embarrassed to continue living here, so they packed their own things and went to find a fishing house to stay temporarily.
Ao Muyang was also not ashamed to face the two of them for the time being, so he simply took the big leader out to sea the next day.
Ao Mudong sat on the boat and gnawed the apples and said, "Dragonhead, eat a fruit? What's wrong with your expression."
Ao Muyang sighed, "It's nothing, it's just a depressed mood."
Ao Mudong said: "Don't be depressed, let me tell you something interesting to be happy. Fengzi brought half of the Sei-Shouqing from the mountain the day before yesterday and went back to eat it. I guess this guy thought this thing could enhance his aphrodisiac. After eating it, he pulled his wife to make a baby. As a result, he had just been tiring up on the bed, and suddenly went crazy, saying that his wife was a ghost, and ran out with her bare butt, haha..."
"Haha." Everyone in the boat was laughing, and Ao Muyang couldn't laugh.
However, through this, he understood one thing: men have the same urinary nature and the same thoughts.
The big dragon head drove into the predetermined sea area, and he jumped into the sea with his commander's underwater thruster.
The cool sea water cheered him up, and the tiger appeared beside him and swam slowly with him.
After a period of practice, he can now master the tricks of using underwater thrusters. His limbs stretched in a coordinated manner, and as the sea water rolled, he swam forward.
Now it is really the fishing season for mackerels. The tiger leads him. In less than ten minutes, a large group of mackerels appeared in his sight.
The water depth of these fish is more than ten or twenty meters. The huge fish swims forward quickly, like a marching underwater.
The fish are in chaos, and several cow sharks are making waves.
Ao Muyang was not moving forward slowly using the thruster, and soon he attracted the attention of the bull shark. A bull shark stared at him with a gloomy look, then swam up with his tail, ready to go.
Although bull sharks are fierce, they rarely attack humans when there are fish for food. This shark actually targets Ao Muyang, and there is only one reason.
seek death!
Just like Ao Muyang is so angry that he is not worthy of sympathy for his death.
The bull shark swam over fiercely. As it expected, food like Ao Muyang should have escaped in horror, but it actually floated steadily above its head, which made it very happy. Change the taste and eat it!
It had not yet approached Ao Muyang, a huge shadow appeared from underwater. The bull shark looked sideways in shock and saw a killer whale...
This is a killer whale!
The bull shark widened his eyes and swung his tail hard to escape. The tiger chased him behind, without any rush or slow down, and was always a few meters behind him.
Other bull sharks also saw tigers. They probably had seen other killer whales prey and knew how powerful they were. Although the tigers did not pay attention to them, they still ran away from their lives.
If he wanted to prey on Ao Muyang, the bull shark could not run away, so the tiger started playing like a cat catching a rat. After playing enough, he suddenly caught up and slapped it on its head.
Chapter completed!