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Chapter 682 The Story of the Fool and the Ergouzi(1/2)

Although Li Dong doesn't like Han Yu very much, it has to be said that Han Yu is still very good at cooking.

Especially the pot of fish soup, which was fragrant and fresh, Li Dong drank several bowls.

Seeing that he liked him, Chen Qian smiled and said to Han Yu: "Sister-in-law, how do you teach me if you have time?"

Han Yu glanced at her, then looked at Li Dong, and chuckled, "If you want to learn, come to me when you have time, you can do it anytime."

Chen Qian nodded with a smile, and the two of them whispered intimate words.

Li Dong and Jia Wenhao didn't care about them. They drank a bottle of white wine. Jia Wenhao laughed and said, "Mr. Li, if you don't have enough fun, open another bottle?"

Li Dong waved his hand and said, "No, people have to restrain their desires. Now I don't think I'm drunk, but in fact, I'll definitely be confused if I drink another cup. It's almost enough, too much will hurt my body."

"That's true, then I won't drink it."

After Jia Wenhao finished speaking, he turned around and said, "Mr. Li, what are you going to do with the land in Xincheng far away? We discussed it at the beginning. You invested in the shopping mall in Xincheng, but you have not done anything yet. You won't forget it, right?"

Li Dong shook his head and said, "I haven't forgotten, but Jia Sheng knows that the capital turnover has been difficult in the distance. Let's wait. When I have money, I will definitely invest in construction immediately."

Jia Wenhao didn't say much, but Han Yu looked up and smiled: "Mr. Li, I heard that you have invested billions in the long distance recently, why don't you have money yet?"

Li Dong sighed: "What's the price of billions? This year, the distance is very big, and tens of billions are not too much."

Han Yu said casually: "Then Mr. Li will invest more money."

"No, I don't have much money anymore, so I have to keep it just in case. Nowadays, it's too dangerous to spend all your money. I'll keep a lot of money in my hand and have a chance to make a comeback in the future."

Han Yu laughed and said, "Mr. Li is too pessimistic."

Li Dong said depressedly: "It's not pessimism, there's nothing we can do about it."

As he said that, Li Dong suddenly waved his hand and said angrily: "It's like this fly. You said that it's not summer yet, where did the flies come from? But I can't kill them. Isn't this a disappointment?"

Jia Wenhao and his friends looked closely and found that there was a fly flying in the cabin.

Li Dong waved his hand to drive him away, and sighed: "Actually, it's not that I can't kill him. It's okay if she doesn't move, but I will know her position as soon as I move. I just don't bother to compete with her. After all, flies are just flies. No matter how they fly around, they will be a bit disappointed and will not hurt me.

If she jumps around, I'm annoyed, it's not difficult for me to kill her..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Dong suddenly slapped the table.

He wiped his hands in disgust, and Li Dong said speechlessly: "It's actually disgusting if you pat it to death. Fortunately, we have eaten it, otherwise I really can't eat it."

Everyone saw that the flying flies had been slapped to death by Li Dong on the dining table.

Several people didn't know what to say for a moment. Li Dong apologized when he saw this: "Sorry, sorry, she kept flying around. I couldn't help it and was slapped to death in one go."

Jia Wenhao's mouth twitched, and Han Yu was even more expressionless.

Seeing this, Chen Qian shook her head slightly at Li Dong. She didn't look at the monk's face and looked at the Buddha's face. At this time, it was boring to knock on Jia Wenhao in front of him.

Seeing that everyone was not talking, Li Dong laughed dryly: "Don't mention the flies, it's disgusting. But when it comes to flies, I remember a joke. Why don't I tell you about it and make fun of it?"

Jia Wenhao smiled faintly and said, "Mr. Li said, don't keep it a secret."

"Then I'll say it."

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Ergouzi, who was a bully.

There is a gold mountain in their village. Ergouzi relied on his own strength to occupy the gold mountain and made a lot of money over the past few years.

But Kingsoft is not big, and there will always be times when the mining is over. When the Kingsoft gradually reaches its bottom, Ergouzi will feel a little unable to sit still.

What to do?

At this time, Ergouzi saw a big family in the next village who also made a fortune. They didn’t make money by relying on their real skills, but they made a lot of money by doing business.

Ergouzi was both envious and jealous, and he tried to seize the property of this big family several times.

But that big family is not weak either. You, a bully, want to seize other people's property, but they won't agree.

Ergouzi is a hooligan. It is okay to bully poor and ordinary people. If you want to bully other rich people, you will not be beaten to death.

At this time, Ergouzi remembered something. There was a fool in the village next to him, and that fool was called Fly.

This fool is not very smart, but this fool is lucky and has someone in his family, so he is still an official.

Ergouzi thought to himself, this fool is so foolish, so he will fool her to help me do something and grab the wealth of that big family!

After planning for several days, Ergouzi went to the next village next village, brought a lollipop and found the fool, and told the fool: 'You help me snatch the big family in your next village. Anyway, there are someone in your family who dare not offend you. If you snatch his things for me, I will give you this lollipop."

Normal people will definitely not agree to this matter, but fly is a fool.

When I heard that there were lollipops to eat, the fool was so happy that he was eager to grab the big guy.

The first time I went to the door to grab it, the big guy said that this wasn’t a fool, and there were still people in the family who became officials. Forget it, don’t bother with him, so I’ll send her back.

As a result, not long after, the fool came to the door and snatched it.

This time, the big family was a little unhappy and thought to myself that I would give your official face and not care about your first time stealing me. Are you still here?

But after all, there are people. The big guy endured it, but after thinking about it, he still couldn't pursue it and sent the fool back.

As a result, the good times didn't last long, and not long after, the fool came again!

You said, everyone is angry, even if you are a fool, it would be too much to come and grab it every day, right?”

Li Dong paused when he said this, Jia Wenhao listened with relish: "Continue, Mr. Li continues to say it, it's quite interesting. By the way, you haven't said Ergouzi yet, can you just watch this Ergouzi?"

Li Dong coughed lightly and said, "How can you do it? After all, a fool is a fool. Ergouzi also knows that there is little hope to count on a fool to grab it. However, a fool has a background and can take action on the surface. On the one hand, he can test the reactions of the big players, and on the other hand, he can also divert his attention.

As for what Ergouzi is doing, this is another story. Let’s continue to talk about fools.”

Jia Wenhao laughed and said, "Then forget it, you said too, there are people in the fool's family after all, and they are not intentionally trying to steal the property of a large family. It's okay to explain a few words to apologize after a few words. I see, in the end, the fool's family must have come to the door with a gift to apologize.

Since you can become a big business, you should understand that you should forgive others if you have to.

People are already pitiful, you can't chase them and insist on beating others to death, right?"

Li Dong hurriedly said, "That's not. That big family is a charity from all over the country. Don't say apologize, he can't do such a thing if he doesn't apologize. But the big family is also depressed. It's okay if you say a fool, but there are people in your fool's family. Isn't Ergouzi the culprit?

What's the use of apologizing? At this time, you should break Ergouzi's leg, so you can save yourself from fooling your fool next time."

Jia Wenhao chuckled and said, "There are difficulties. The official is a good official. Although Ergouzi instigated him behind his back, it did not cause much consequences. At this time, you break someone's legs. Isn't this bullying by virtue of power?"

"Oh, that's the feeling, I'm saying. But if the big guy breaks Ergouzi's leg, will the officials help Ergouzi?"

"It's hard to say, after all, breaking human legs is illegal."

"What if he didn't break his legs and get away the money he got from digging Jinshan for so many years?"

Jia Wenhao laughed and said, "It depends on how you do it. If you spend all his money in a regular way, that's your ability. Will there be someone else looking for you?"

Li Dong smiled and said, "This is not a problem. I'm afraid that the fool will still think about the lollipop. When the big guy takes action to get Ergouzi, the fool will ask his family to help cause trouble for the big guys."

"Not to it." Jia Wenhao said with a faint smile.

Li Dong said with relief: "That's good. After all, although the wealthy family is not bad, there are people above, it's boring to fight with others for no reason. Jia Sheng, don't you think?"

"Maybe."

The two chatted for a while, and Shen Qian next to her interrupted, "This joke is not funny, Li Dong, don't tell such a cold joke next time."

Li Dong said awkwardly: "Is that so? I used to feel quite funny, but it seems that I am laughing a little."

Jia Wenhao waved his hand and said, "It's okay, is it fun?"

As he said that, Jia Wenhao looked outside again and said, "It's docked, Mr. Li, should we continue to chat or break up?"

"I won't talk anymore. It's past ten o'clock. Next time I have the chance, I'll invite Jia Sheng and Miss Han to dinner, so we'll leave first."

"Let's go slowly, then I won't send it."

Li Dong politely said: "Don't be polite, Jia Sheng, please stay."

"Then you guys slow down."

"Well, thank you, Shen Qian, I'm leaving."

Li Dong helped Shen Qian to the shore, waved at Jia Wenhao with a smile, and then walked away.

As soon as they left, Han Yu suddenly threw the chopsticks, his face as deep as water: "You just watch him slap me like this?"

Jia Wenhao said in surprise: "What's wrong?"

Han Yu said angrily: "Don't say you don't understand! I'm a fool, so what are you?"

Jia Wenhao laughed and said, "Just tell a story, why are you doing so excited?"

"Jia Wenhao!"

Han Yu said furiously: "Are you stupid? You can swallow this kind of anger! What is Li Dong? He is sarcastic in front of you, and you bow to him. Are you still a man? I have paid 500 million yuan, can I feed the dog the 500 million yuan?

If he has the ability, he will slap me to death!

If you hadn't advised me, I would have let him go like this?

Now I don’t cause trouble for him, but he is getting more and more aggressive. How can I bear this tone?"

Jia Wenhao frowned slightly and said, "But I think what he said seems to make sense! You are confused by a lollipop. Why are you not a fool? I checked Ergouzi's affairs and stayed away from him. I don't care about him because I was generous.

But I am plotting against me, Jia Wenhao, and I really think I am stupid too?

If Li Dong doesn’t pat him to death, I will sooner or later pat him to death!
To be continued...
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