301、You are smart ass [1/2]
301, you are so smart [1/2]
In fact, Yi Yun was really cheated. After rushing for a while, those messy, unorganized and undisciplined beggars suddenly ran back and surrounded the population market. They asked Taishi Xiaohua in a verbal way: "Gangmaster... You asked us to go to Hangzhou to fight Japanese pirates. We really want to go. In the peaceful era, we can beg for food while going there. Now there is a mess in Jiangnan. The residents along the way have moved to avoid disaster. As long as we leave Suzhou, we can't get food. We can't go!"
"Yes, yes, gang leader, we don't need to manage the meals normally, but when we go to Hangzhou, someone needs to manage the meals."
"Please keep in mind! You can warm the bed..."
A group of messy beggars shouted.
Yi Yun sweated for a long time, Damn, these guys can really fight? Why do I feel that they are all trash?
I saw Taishi Xiaohua take out the 100,000 taels of silver notes Yi Yun gave her from her arms, shaking them in her hand, and said proudly: "Don't worry, I have a huge sum of money on me. You follow me and promise to let you eat delicious food and drink spicy food, and don't run around in a mess."
"Wow, the gang leader has a huge sum of money!"
"That's great, let's follow you."
Taishi Xiaohua said proudly: "Let's go, let's buy military rations first, buy more, and bring a large amount of food to war, so that we can be motivated."
"Oh! OK!"
"I have something to eat!"
The beggars were very happy, as if they were celebrating the festival.
Yi Yun looked at the group of psychopaths hugging Taishi Xiaohua to a Mixing across the street. When Mixing saw a large group of beggars coming, he was so scared that he quickly closed the door. Taishi Xiaohua shouted: "Open the door, I'm here to buy food."
"Not open!" The person in the rice shop shouted: "Damn, how can you buy food by beggars? You want to come and grab food, leave quickly, otherwise I will report to the official position. ("Piaotian Literature Registration Member Recommended This Work" Piaotian Literature Registration Member Recommended This Work.)"
"Wow, do you look down on us? We have money!" Taishi Xiaohua was furious and slapped the wooden door of Mixing hard, and the slap was clattering.
Yi Yun couldn't stand this group of mobs anymore, and couldn't help but say to the Death God Girl and Zhou Lanye: "It's really okay to ask the Beggars' Sect to help with the war? These guys have no weapons and equipment, no organizational discipline... This is completely impossible to fight."
The girl from Death spread her hands and said, "According to the information obtained by my Sanjiang Pavilion intelligence network, among the gangs in the world, even if the overall combat power of the Beggars' Sect cannot rank first, they can at least enter the top three. They are definitely not rookies. What I see now, cough cough... Maybe it is because the gang leader is not upright and the lower beam is crooked. The branch rudders in other places should be good."
Zhou Lanye also said expressionlessly: "Believe her for the time being. Although Taishi Xiaohua is not reliable in small matters, she can still bear the blame when encountering big things."
"Okay, I barely believe you." Yi Yun flattened his mouth.
"I'll help her solve the problem of grain." After all, Zhou Lanye was the leader of the Cao Gang. He had the freight channels for grain from north to south. He also stocked countless grains in the Cao Gang's freight terminal. Of course, these grains were not from the Cao Gang, but from the troughs for people. Now, a batch of them will be temporarily called for the army of thousands of people to eat, which is not a problem at all.
She went up and whispered a few words to Taishi Xiaohua. Taishi Xiaohua finally stopped making trouble with the rice shop, and brought more than 2,000 beggars to the pier beside Taihu Lake.
Yi Yun and others were naturally in the team. When they arrived at the edge of Taihu Lake, the Cao Gang people had already arrived ashore and gathered the army. Zhou Lanye ordered the Cao Gang Shuifu to open a granary on the dock, and brought out a large amount of grain, and gave each beggar more than ten kilograms, put them in the sacks around the beggars' waists. The money for buying this food was naturally deducted from the huge sum of money Yi Yun gave to Taishi Xiaohua.
The next question is how to return to Hangzhou.
When they came out, they considered that when they forcibly broke through the canal, the Japanese pirates would definitely block the canal more closely and want to return by water. The only thing that is feasible now is to take the land.
There are 1,000 gang members of the Cao Gang, plus 2,000 gang members of the Beggars' Sect. If the 1,500 soldiers left by Yi Yun in Tongxiang, there will be 4,500 people together. It is not impossible for Hu Zhongxian to directly break into the encirclement with such troops. In addition, Hu Zhongxian will cooperate with them at any time in the city and cooperate with the inside and outside, and now he has the strength to fight head-on with the Japanese pirates.
Therefore, the first place they want to go is Tongxiang Oasis.
The Beggars' Gang and the Cao Gang members gathered together, left Suzhou City, and rushed to the southwest. Yi Yun soon discovered a feature of the Beggars' Gang members, that is, they were extremely hard-working.
Let’s compare the Cao Gang members. The Cao Gang members are all poor people from the bottom of society, poor people like water husbands, moving husbands, fishermen on the canal, so they have a strong spirit of hard work and perseverance. However, when compared with the Cao Gang members, they were immediately at a disadvantage, because the Beggar Gang members could endure hardships even more.
They can run dozens of miles with their legs without resting, without eating, and without drinking water. They don’t need any clean and dry places when they rest. They just need to find a tree to lie down. If they can’t find the tree, they can lie down and rest under the sun. When the army passed by Jiaxing, they encountered a rain that was not too big or too small. After the Cao Gang gang was soaked in the rain, they complained a lot, and many people were angry. However, the people in the Beggar Gang did not have this problem. They were wet in the rain with a smile and walked happily in the rain, as if they were not suffering, but as happy as if they were taking a bath.
For a large group of beggars, life is not the worst, only worse, so they don’t care about the sun, walking, or raining... Anyway, this is how they usually come here.
After Yi Yun discovered their shining points, he looked at these beggars with admiration. No wonder the Death Girl said that the combat power of the Beggars' Sect was among the top three in the country. With the strong endurance and adaptability of these gangs, it was really a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, and there was no place that could not be reached. If the Emei Sect's little Taoist nuns were brought to march like this, I would have committed suicide a few of them long ago.
Three days later, Yi Yun brought this large group of miscellaneous troops to the outside of Tongxiang Oasis.
The far away Tongxiang Luzhou was in sight. Yi Yun used his "far" to clearly see the little monk Pucong standing at the head of Tongxiang. There were also a few of his own Yiwu gun soldiers beside him. It seemed that Tongxiang Oasis had been safe after he left and had not been captured by Japanese pirates.
This is also natural. More than a thousand gun soldiers refused to defend the city, which is not easy to chew. For example, in a normal world, in the late Ming Dynasty, Dutch colonists occupied the treasure island of Taiwan. When Zheng Chenggong recovered Taiwan, he attacked the Dutch city. The Dutch musket soldiers guarding the city looked like one or two thousand people. Zheng Chenggong used 20,000 troops to capture it. From this point, we can see how great the advantage the hot weapon army had when it refused to defend the city.
Yi Yun brought his troops here, and the "scout" in the city had already seen it. Since Yi Yun was walking in the front of the team and was very conspicuous, the "scout" in the city recognized him at a glance.
Yi Yun walked to the city, shouted at Ruan Muxing on the city, and said with a smile: "Miss Ruan, open the city gate and let me in. I brought the Cao Gang and the Beggars' Sect to help the battle."
Unexpectedly, his greeting attracted countless fire guns to aim. Ruan Muxing appeared on the top of the city and said with a frosty face: "Hmph, my prince has obviously gone to Hangzhou, why did he come from the north again? He also brought a large number of messy people. You should be a Fusang Shangnin who transformed into a prince using the 'transformation technique'? All the people behind you are disguised by Japanese pirates!"
"Shenma?" Taishi Xiaohua was furious: "You are the Japanese pirates, your whole family is the Japanese pirates."
"Look, I'll be so angry when I'm told you." Ruan Mu Xing hummed.
"No, I look like a fake like this?" Yi Yun Dahan: "Soft Girl, see clearly, which Shangren can be as handsome as me?"
"Stupid!" Ruan Muxing said loudly: "You can only tell me something that only you and I know within three minutes, otherwise I will regard you as an enemy and order the Yiwu soldiers to open fire and shoot."
"I'm dizzy, soft girl, what only we know about is so embarrassing to say it." Yi Yun spread his hands and said, "I don't think you want others to know about this kind of thing."
"Stop being bullshit. I am open and upright, and I have no choice but to say anything to others. If you have the courage, you will tell what only the prince and I know. I will admit that you are the real one." Ruan Muxing said seriously on the city wall.
Yi Yun said depressedly: "Okay, this is what you asked for yourself... Then I'll say it!"
He cleared his throat and said seriously: "There is a very small mole on the inner side of your left thigh, close to your groin..."
"Puchi!" Ruan Muxing on the city almost vomited blood. Oh my god, I have a mole there, how did he know? Even if it was really Zhu Yun, he shouldn't have seen it before... Wait, no, when I was captured in the Shu Palace, I was tortured by Yan Wanwan. He put me in a bucket to help me take a shower. He saw everything at that time. Did he see it there? I was dizzy!
Ruan Muxing was furious: "You stinky pervert, only the two of us know a lot. If you choose this, I hate you so much!"
Yi Yun spread his hands and shrugged!
The girl who died next to Yi Yun was also furious: "Okay, I thought your women were just the ones around you, but I didn't expect you to have a scoundrel with Ruan Muxing? How many women do you have not said it?"
Taishi Xiaohua said curiously: "Why are your expressions so strange? What's strange about her internal test of a mole on her thigh? What are you doing with fuss?"
Zhou Lanye shook his head expressionlessly: "Xiaohua, suppose a man has a mole on the inner side of his thigh, do you know what this means?"
Taishi Xiaohua spread her hands and said, "There is nothing strange. There are so many beggars in my gang that have moles on the inner thighs. Because they are so poor that they don't wear pants, they often run around naked, so I'll see it!"
She clapped her hands like a sudden realization and said, "I finally understand. This shows that the soft girl on the city wall often runs around without wearing her pants and barely ass! Hahaha, I'm so smart."
Chapter completed!