329, the spoof is over, ready to set off [1/2]

The bath water was ready and the guest room was ready. Yi Yun finally put aside the trouble-loving emperor. (--net) He and Chen Yuanyuan returned to the backyard.

Seeing his stinky expression, Chen Yuanyuan couldn't help but smile and said, "Is it tiring to deal with the emperor?"

"Well, I'm really tired!" Yi Yun was unhappy.

"Actually... your subordinates are just as tired when dealing with you. Hahaha!" Chen Yuanyuan laughed.

"Am I so unreliable?"

"Well, although it's a little better than her, it's not reliable." Chen Yuanyuan laughed and said, "You're whimsical all day long and never idle. You're doing this and that, and you're fighting here and going there. For enterprising subordinates, you can get better and better with you. But for those who are scrambling to live, this life is tiring."

"Oh, so that's it!" Yi Yun understood that he was a person with no enterprising spirit, so he didn't want to deal with the emperor because he didn't want to get benefits from the emperor. Similarly, people who don't want to be able to fly to the emperor must be very troublesome to deal with themselves. Because he was always thinking about building an oasis and fighting everywhere, this was a difficult task for his subordinates.

"Lu Xi! Is Lu Xi here?" Yi Yun roared a few times, and the voice came from afar. After a while, the poor assassin ran out of a small house and said strangely: "Grand, rich and handsome, what are you asking me to do?"

"Do you have ambition?" Yi Yun asked.

"It doesn't seem to be." Lu Xi said seriously: "I just want to turn myself into a white, rich and beautiful woman, marry a tall, rich and handsome man, and I don't want anything else."

"Then do you feel tired of following me?" Yi Yun asked very seriously.

"Well, there's a little bit!" Lu Xi said: "I don't like fighting and killing."

Yi Yun: "..."

Chen Yuanyuan smiled beside him and said, "Look, as long as you are in a low position, you always feel tired, because you can't do it randomly... Only Zhu Qingqing Qingqing will not be tired, because she is the emperor, she will do whatever she wants, and if she is unhappy, she will beat someone up and live without looking at anyone's face. (---net) If you don't want to be tired, you have to rebel and be the emperor yourself, so you don't have to look at anyone's face."

"Tsk, don't! After talking for a long time, you want to persuade me to have ambition." Yi Yun flattered his mouth: "I don't want it, it's exhausting to rebel. And I have no conditions to rebel. I have made three rules with these more than a thousand Yiwu soldiers in my hands, and I will never use it to deal with my own people."

"It's really not fun!" Chen Yuanyuan pouted: "You can't live a simple life."

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Just as Yi Yun and Chen Yuanyuan were having a dispute, Zhu Qingqing and Cai Rou were crowded in the same bathtub in the guest room in the backyard, talking about what happened that night "Nothing happened".

Both women were filled with youthful heat, fair skin and light body, squeezing into a not-so-large bathtub, with a lot of space left in the basin.

Cai Rou shyly told everything about that night, and Zhu Qingqing looked confused.

"That is to say... that night, you got drunk and woke up and found that you were not wearing clothes. There was a man who was not wearing clothes sleeping beside you?" Zhu Qingqingqing said in surprise.

"Yes..." Cai Rou had a bitter face: "I was just sleeping with someone."

"Slow down! I don't understand one problem." Zhu Qingqing said seriously: "Why should men sleep with women when they sleep? Why do they say that 'women are sleeping by men'? Isn't this sleeping together? Why does the word 'judder' appear? Why is it not that women sleep with men, but that 'judder' men sleeping with men?"

"This..." Cai Rou thought for a long time in distress: "I don't understand either!"

"This is not logical." Zhu Qingqingqing said: "This issue must be clarified."

Cai Rou thought for a long time, clapped her hands and splashed with water: "I thought, maybe it was because my cousin got into my bed without knowing it, so I called me sleeping. If the situation turned around, I got into his bed without knowing it, so I could say that he was sleeping by me."

"Oh, this idea makes sense. It's close to the truth of the matter. You're so smart, cousin." Zhu Qingqingqing applauded: "If you figure out this matter, it will be easier to deal with later things."

Zhu Qingqing Qingqing said seriously: "Cousin, your problem is that your personality is too soft and you dare not bully you if you are bullied. This time, my cousin will make the decision for you, and you will solve the problem of your cousin sleeping."

"What... what solution should I do?" Cai Rou was timid.

"When someone is slapped in the face, you will be slapped back. When someone is slept, of course he will sleep back." Zhu Qingqing said very seriously: "When he is asleep, get into his bed and sleep until dawn, it will become you sleeping on him, no longer he sleeps on you. When it is dawn, you will say to him casually, 'We didn't happen last night'. His expression must be very wonderful, so you will take revenge on him. This is the most orthodox solution..."

"This... this method feels strange, it doesn't seem right." Although Cai Rou was weak, she was not stupid. After hearing this plan, she felt sweating.

Zhu Qingqingqing snorted coldly, "What? You don't even listen to my words? I am your cousin and the emperor. How dare you not listen to my plan? Be careful that I will deal with you."

"Ah!" Cai Rou exclaimed, and then she realized that her cousin came to bully her. There were really no good people in this world. She said with a sad face: "I understand, I will take revenge on him as you said... Woo..."

Next, Zhu Qingqing and Qingqing forced Cai Rou to go to bed. Poor Cai Rou, it was early in the morning, and she woke up and was pulled to sleep. Can she fall asleep? As a result, she lay on the bed for a whole day, and Zhu Qingqing beside her was sleeping soundly, drooling, turning over, kicking the quilt, playing with all kinds of tricks, making Cai Rou laugh and cry.

It was not until the evening of that day that Zhu Qingqing didn't wake up. She looked at Cai Rou beside her and saw the poor Cai Rou crying. She couldn't help asking: "Cousin, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying?"

"I...I'm so windy and sand are in my eyes..."

"Is there wind? This is inside the room!" Zhu Qingqing and Qingqing were inexplicably surprised.

After a while, Zhu Qingqing and Qingqing put on their clothes under the maid's service and left the guest room. They saw a group of civil servants of the Donglin Party waiting respectfully outside her room.

"Your Majesty... You have been staying in Shanghai Oasis for two days. Let's set off to deal with the Dutch people..."

"Yes, yes, I'll do some serious things after having enough fun..."

"What's fun about this place where birds don't poop?"

"The emperor should be the priority of state affairs, and dealing with the Dutch is our main goal now..."

A group of ministers were earnest.

"Tsk!" Zhu Qingqing shook his head and said, "I said, whoever mentions the Dutch will beat the board, come, and all the people who just said the three words Dutch will beat the thirty big boards."

"Oh..." The poor Donglin Party was beaten again, and the sound of spanking sounded.

However, Zhu Qingqing also felt that she had been making enough trouble. It was time to do something serious. She had a dressing look and said seriously: "Okay, go to the hall of the Prince of Shanghai Palace, call on the ministers, and prepare to set off."

"Emperor...hehe...Your Majesty, it's evening now, and it should be tomorrow morning!" The 32nd father-in-law came out of nowhere and smiled and said, "You'd better have another night of fun."

"Tsk, I'll be happy to set off in the evening, send me an order, and set off!" Zhu Qingqing's temper was a very strange person. Just as Chen Yuanyuan said, when she arrived at her position, there was no need to be careful in being a human being, do whatever she wanted, and everything was just for happiness.

As a result, at this order, all the soldiers who had planned to rest had to get up, put on their clothes and armor, pack up their tents, and start preparing for the departure.

Yi Yun was so amused and laughed when he received the news, so he had to rush up the soldiers and planned to set off. Since Yi Yun had only one giant lucky ship in his hand, and the other three lock ships stolen from the Japanese pirates were too small, he did not intend to take them, so he only brought twenty-six gunner girls and two hundred Yiwu soldiers.

What professions are used by these two hundred soldiers, which really makes him think. In the end, he still believed that naval battles were mainly the world of long-range professions, so he brought 150 gun soldiers and fifty guards.

His poor more than 200 people followed Zhu Qingqing Qingqing's huge team and seemed a little inactive... In fact, Yi Yun really didn't want to go like this. He wanted to suggest that Zhu Qingqing Qingqing leave half of the Beiyang Navy in Shanghai and bring all his artillery and 1,200 gunmen. Because the strength of the Dutch should not be underestimated... But this suggestion came to his mouth, but he quickly swallowed it back. Because the officials of the Dutch were just mentioned, his butts were still swollen. Yi Yun didn't want to be beaten!

Seeing Yi Yun's small team of hundreds of people following behind, Zheng Shuliang of the Donglin Party was unhappy again and snorted coldly: "King Jiashan, don't follow you with such a little manpower. Wherever the emperor's army goes, the Dutch can only escape when they hear the news and don't need your little manpower to help."

"Tsk! I'll go and see the fun? Is there any rule in "The Great Cute Rule" that the prince is not allowed to watch the fun?" Yi Yun asked.

"This...no!"

"If it's not possible, I'll watch the fun, but I'll watch the fun, you can't control it." Yi Yun hummed.

Zheng Shuliang was speechless. Although the Donglin Party members hated it very much, they also had a characteristic: they had to make up for everything and talk about terms. If they could not list the corresponding terms, they would have nothing to say. To put it bluntly, they were just a group of rigid nerds.

The imperial chariot quickly returned to the dock and started boarding the ship. Yi Yun quickly boarded his people on the "Huberian" and planned to set off with him.
Chapter completed!