34. Eat, bathe and sleep together [1/2]
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Yi Yun's wicked laughter made all the women on the sidelines blush. An Qian spat a few times in her heart and cursed secretly: Mr. Yi is really more and more like Zhu Yun now. He must not become like Zhu Yun.
Linghu Yu and Ling Yun'er wanted to laugh, but they felt shy and endured it hard. The little nun Ziyue asked carefully, "Did the tiger say that if she is a good woman, she will eat her?"
"Yes, Xiao Ziyue is so smart." Yi Yun smiled and said, "That's what I mean, hahaha, I will eat very artistically, and eat slowly in the form of eighteen."
Xiao Ziyue was shocked: "The tiger really wants to eat people."
"Hey!" An Qian finally couldn't stand it anymore and said angrily: "What strange things did you say to the little nun? If you want to say such words, you have to wait until she grows to fifteen years old."
Dizzy, I wanted to complain about you last time. The point is not whether she is old or not. She is a nun. She is still a nun at fifteen years old. Nuns of no age can't tease you, right? Yi Yun Dahan.
This unreliable conversation made the assassin woman in the yellow cloak very angry, and her whole body trembled slightly. Her voice floated out of the masked towel. It was still the deep and emotional voice, very nice, but it was full of anger at this moment: "Sure enough... it is indeed a shameless evil young man in Chongqing. There is no problem with the information. Why don't you die a scum, villain, or thief?"
Anger made people lose their minds. The assassin woman completely forgot the fighting method that the "assin" should have, and rushed towards Yi Yun with a quick step, trying to knock him down head-on.
She rushed forward two steps, and waved the small wooden stick in her hand to Yi Yun's head, trying to make him a slap. However, this step forward, her eyes met Yi Yun's eyes, and he saw that his eyes were clear and bright, without any lewd light at all. Obviously, those lewd words he had just said were all tricks...
"No, I've been hit by the enemy's sow plan!" The assassin woman twisted her body and wanted to change her moves.
At this moment, An Qian beside her shouted softly: "Sword Qi!"
She was clearly standing several meters away, but a sharp sword energy shot out from the tip of the sword, tearing the air and making a slight sound. There were originally many sand and dust stirred by the waterfalls floating in the air, but now these sand and dust were divided by the sword energy, leaving a conspicuous trajectory.
Yi Yun watched the trajectory slashing the "assin" at an extremely fast speed, shaking her back and falling to the ground with a thud, struggling twice, then the masked towel became wet, obviously spitting blood.
"Haha, you threaten us with words and want to shake my wife's fighting spirit. As a result, I was shaken by words. Poor guy, please surrender. Xiao Wang will love you well, hahahaha!" Yi Yun said nonsense in his mouth, but used gestures to instruct An Qian to go up and catch people.
A centipede worm will die without being stiff. As an otaku who has ideals and pursuits, Yi Yun advocates the concept of "the otaku will not stand under the dangerous wall" and "the otaku who has a wealth of gold will not sit in the hall". He will never do any stupid things that are dangerous and stupid. How can an unknown enemy catch them personally?
Seeing An Qian pushing towards her, the female assassin knew that it was going to be bad. She would definitely not beat the "swordsman" when fighting head-on. Moreover, she was injured now. In desperation, she took out the small package that had just been taken from Li Chengyu, first raised it at An Qian, then threw it hard, and threw it towards the sand waterfall.
"Ah!" An Qian was startled. If this thing falls into the waterfall, it will be over. This is a treasure. It is a treasure that can control the springs of the Jiangjin Oasis Spring. How can it be allowed to fall into the waterfall?
An Qian shook her body and grabbed the small package in the moment before it was about to fall into the sand pool under the waterfall. Because she was too ruthless, she almost fell into the sand pool. Ling Yuner and Xiaoyu next to her also rushed over and hugged her slender waist... How could such a good thing be without Yi Yun? Yi Yun also deliberately pretended to go out to save people, rushed over, hugged An Qian's waist, and rubbed her face on her, pretending to say, "Huh, ma'am!"
An Qian: “…”
After making such a noise, when he turned around, the female assassin lying on the ground had disappeared without a trace. It seemed that he had escaped invisibly while everyone was distracted.
An Qian was slightly angry: "Young Master Yi, when will you still play Zhu Yun? It's all your fault that you play the thief indiscriminately. You have to come and hug my waist and eat tofu... If you look at her, how could she run away?"
"Cough!" Yi Yun was told through his thoughts, but his face was not red and his heart was not beating. He said with a shameless face: "I can't bear to her. If I fight with her one-on-one, I might die now. I didn't rush over to eat your tofu just now, but I was asking for protection! Think about it, what can you do if she suddenly pounced on me while you were flying to save the cork and took me as a hostage?"
An Qian: “…”
Forget it, Mr. Yi may be too obsessed with Zhu Yun, so I can't blame him. An Qian comforted herself for a few words, and suddenly her pretty face turned red. It's nothing to be hugged by Mr. Yi. I like his arms very much. Alas, it would be great if I hadn't been promised to Zhu Yun by my father. Although I ran away from marriage and was not defiled by Zhu Yun, I was a woman who had never been favored by him. Mr. Yi would definitely not look down on me anymore.
The two walked to Li Chengyu who was lying on the ground, pinched her among the people who pinched her, and woke her up. When Li Chengyu woke up, she immediately shouted: "Where is the enemy? Where is the 'assin'? Where is the cork?"
An Qian took out the small package containing the cork, handed it to Li Chengyu's hand, and whispered: "General Li, the cork is here, the enemy has escaped..."
"Damn it!" Li Chengyu was furious, and his pretty face was covered with frost: "I want to make a special note that it wasn't that I couldn't beat her, it was because she was plotting against me while I was unprepared to do so, and I was caught."
"Okay, we understand!" Yi Yun spread his hands and said, "Miss Li, Xiao Wang, and Xiao Princess, neither have much experience in the martial arts world. Please explain to us what is going on with this kind of invisible profession? We must know our own and enemy in order to win every battle."
Hearing her explanation, Li Chengyu was excited and even forgot about being knocked out. This guy was a complete explanatory madman. She turned over and sat up from the ground and said seriously: "Since you ask me, I'll explain it specifically. This enemy's profession is a third-level 'assin', which is an advanced profession of the reconnaissance system's 'scout'. Her most distinctive skill is 'hidden', which can invisibly put yourself, together with your clothes, weapons, and objects. It's very powerful to move to the enemy's back to conduct sneak attacks. However... the frontal combat power of this profession is very poor, and it can only be evenly matched with the second-level 'soldier' and 'guard'. It's a type that cannot be engaged in frontal combat."
"Oh!" Yi Yun thought to himself: It's similar to my guess.
Li Chengyu continued: "I would like to add that the profession of 'assassin' is the nemesis of the 'pharmacist', 'taoist', and 'scholar', but due to professions such as 'swordsmen' with outstanding hearing and eyesight, and 'arrowers', in front of these two professions, it is difficult for the assassin to get close even if it is invisible."
"I understand the supremacy." Yi Yun smiled and said, "I'm just a small character, it seems I don't have to take it to my heart."
"Don't take it to heart? We're in danger now!" Li Chengyu said seriously: "I must explain it to you in particular: If this guy keeps following us, waiting for an opportunity to grab the cork, eat, take a shower, and sleep, feels like someone is watching invisibly. It's so bad. I don't want to have another slap behind my back."
Yi Yun laughed and said, "It's okay. As long as we keep walking together, whether we eat, take a shower or sleep, we'll be fine with the swordsman. Madam, as long as you focus on your listening, she shouldn't be able to get close to us."
An Qian nodded and said with a strange look: "This is true. In fact, I heard footsteps in advance when she approached us several times, but I didn't pay attention to it. As long as I pay attention to this issue in the future, she will definitely not have the chance to touch us behind us again. But... cough... my husband... eat, take a shower, and sleep together. Will it be... uh... just... too... that's a little too."
"We are husband and wife, what's wrong with doing these things together?" Yi Yun smirked evilly.
An Qian: “…”
"Hey, you are husband and wife, but I have nothing to do with you." Li Chengyu shouted excitedly: "I want to make a special note that I can't eat, take a shower, and sleep with you! Otherwise I will become a third party, and the mistress will be very unpopular."
Chapter completed!