811. The cat and mouse play Duoduo
Duoduo's fight was not Yi Yun's opponent. She snorted angrily and tapped the arrow again... This time she was much smarter and no longer aimed at Yi Yun's body. She knew that it was very difficult to shoot under the protection of the shield, so she turned the bow and arrow in her hand and aimed at Yi Yun's right foot.
Yi Yun's feet were straddling the motorcycle, with his right foot hanging down and landing near the motorcycle accelerator. When Duoduo looked at it, he knew that it was very difficult to cover this place with a shield. She fired a series of arrows, and the first arrow shot directly into Yi Yun's right ankle.
When Yi Yun saw the arrow shot at his feet, he was slightly shocked. His right foot was the foot that he had to use to step on the accelerator and brake, and he could not shrink it casually, especially for a killer driver like him. If he moved his right foot randomly, the consequences would be very serious and he would not overturn. He had to hand over the shield to his right hand, sink down, and block the arrow shot to his ankle.
What Duoduo wanted was that he sank the shield and the series of arrows came. The second arrow actually shot Yi Yun's face. It turned out that the shield was under his feet, so it would be more difficult to protect his head and face. Yi Yun raised the shield and blocked the arrow above, and found that the third arrow shot his ankle again...
Yi Yun couldn't help but feel a big kung slam: Damn, are you playing table tennis and throwing the eight-character ball? Left and right, higher and lower.
He sank the shield to protect his ankle and was about to raise the shield to protect his head and face, but he saw Duoduo having already moved to his left side with a fast speed. The arrow lights shot his left ankle together. Yi Yun was in trouble. If he was not on the motorcycle, he could draw a circle to protect the left side. However, on the motorcycle, if the shield wants to turn from the right ankle to the left ankle, he needs to lift it first, cross the motorcycle body, and then put it down from the left side. This series of actions is really troublesome and troublesome, and it is far less convenient than being on the flat ground.
Fortunately, the left foot does not need to step on the accelerator or brake, or something, and it is not the main foot. He quickly raised his left foot upwards. A slammed "bang" and inserted it into the motorcycle. Fortunately, there was no fuel tank, otherwise it would be over. The second arrow came again, and it was the mind. Yi Yun turned the shield around while lowering his head to avoid the arrow?
But after Duoduo shot through the arrow, he stopped attacking him. Instead, he shouted loudly and fled northwards at a rapid speed. It turned out that after she shot a few arrows, she understood that the bow and arrow were too severely defeated by the shield, and it was almost impossible to hurt Yi Yun. A burst of arrows made him rush and then took the opportunity to escape.
Yi Yun laughed: "Domineering Demon, don't try to escape." He stepped on the accelerator and chased after Duoduo.
Duoduo sneered: "Do you think riding an iron camel can beat my storm?"
Yi Yun Dahan: "Damn, uneducated wild boar man, what is an iron camel? This one is called a motorcycle!"
"Motorcycle is almost the same as an iron camel!" Duoduo shouted: "The wind rushes."
With her order, the camel suddenly flashed like lightning, and it went out dozens of meters in a flash. Yi Yun was startled. He quickly stepped on the accelerator to the bottom and shouted: "Oh my god, don't think about running."
The speed of the motorcycle was not as fast as the wind rushing. The camel ran farther and farther away. Yi Yun was anxious. How could the murderous devil escape? Forget it, the cat catching rats must be temporarily put down. Let's just kill him. He set up the machine gun and planned to beat Duoduo and the camel together into meat sauce.
At this moment, he suddenly discovered that the dark golden light on the camel's body disappeared and the speed slowed down. It turned out that the storm could only last for a short period of time and could not last for a long time. If you follow the principle, it would be similar to the enhancement spell in the game. It could only take effect in a short period of time.
Yi Yun understood as soon as he thought about it. If the speed of this kind of speed that can be accelerated instantly so as to be able to shoot arrows from the enemy's three directions is not against the will of heaven? Then it is not a fifth level, it must be a sixth level monster! It is normal to have time limits.
He laughed, put the machine gun down, and decided to continue catching mice. A shuttle bush of bullets swept the murderous devil to death, but he felt unhappy. He could not compensate Yangzhou for his ten-day sins and had to kill her.
The motorcycle continued to chase Duoduo, without the storm of wind, and the speed between the two slowly narrowed. Yi Yun smiled and said, "Duoduo, it turns out that your kung fu is all on the back of a camel. After a mount, you will become a rookie."
Duoduo said: "The Manchus all grew up on camels, and their kung fu is naturally on camels. What's so strange about this?"
Yi Yun smiled and said, "Then you are miserable. Look at my continuous fire gun. If I aim at the camel under your crotch, what do you think will happen?"
Duoduo's face changed and he quickly patted the camel's butt twice, trying to make it run faster. But no matter how hard the camel ran, he couldn't beat the motorcycle. The distance between the two was still ruthlessly closer. Yi Yun chased after him with a smile with a smile, Duoduo bit his lower lip, feeling so depressed that he couldn't beat him and could not run away. What should I do?
Yi Yun continued to play with her and said, "Duoduo, wash your face and let me see it. If you are beautiful, maybe I can spare you and not kill you."
Duoduo was furious: "Stop talking crazy here."
Yi Yun said: "I think you must be ugly. This black horse has a dark face, which is really ugly."
Duoduo said: "Isn't it your rocket bombarded? I'm a famous beauty in Manchuria... Cough... I'm so ugly, don't even bother me." She was halfway through, and she realized that if he knew about her beautiful appearance, she might be insulted before being killed, so she kept silent.
She only fled north, and Yi Yun chased behind with teasing words. She occasionally deliberately drove the motorcycle very close, and occasionally she deliberately lagged behind. Anyway, she kept scaring her, Duoduo was so scared that she jumped carefully. Once Yi Yun approached, she would shoot Yi Yun with an arrow, but she was always blocked by a shield.
The two of them chased and fled, and they passed dozens of miles in a blink of an eye. There was a vast mist in front of them, and a big lake appeared to block the road.
Duoduo was secretly shocked: It’s bitter, why is there a big lake in the middle of the desert?
It turned out that she was not familiar with the terrain of Dameng Kingdom. To the north of Yangzhou, there was a famous lake called Gaoyou Lake, also known as Zhuhu and Biwa Lake. It is the third largest lake in Jiangsu Province. The total water area is 7 square kilometers. This is a well-known scenic spot for Yangzhou people, but Duoduo, an alien invader, did not know it.
She ran all the way and actually threw herself into death with no way out. What should I do?
Yi Yun laughed and said, "Duoduo, you can't escape now. Come over and let me catch you, bury you underground and eat your brain."
Duoduo was so scared by this sentence that she looked at the lake in front, then at Yi Yun chasing behind, thinking: I am dead today, it is better to be drowned by water than to be eaten by someone.
She rode to the lakeside, flew out from the camel's back, and fell into the lake with a thud. The Northern Tatars did not know the nature of water, and Duoduo could not swim. Once she fell into the water, she was eager to die. Although she was intent on dying, when this thing fell into the water, she would instinctively struggle when it entered the water, so she blew on the water, slapped a few times, drank two more sips of water, and then began to sink?
In a dizzy state, Duoduo drank several sips of water, and then heard Yi Yun's voice saying, "Oh, I actually jumped into the lake and committed suicide. If I don't have any strength, how can you die so cheaply?" Then he heard Yi Yun jumping into the water, and it seemed that someone was swimming towards him. Duoduo quickly danced and struggled desperately, but Yi Yun knew very well that to save the person who fell into the water, they must protect him first, otherwise the two might drown together, so he punched Duoduo's neck. Duoduo's eyes turned dark and he knew nothing.
Yi Yun dragged Duoduo back to the shore, thinking in his heart how to kill this murderous devil. Unexpectedly, after dragging it ashore, he took a closer look. The lake water washed away the mud and dust on her face, revealing a pretty face. He was really a big beauty. Moreover, this beauty had a wild smell and looked unique.
Yi Yun had a urinary attack and thought: It's over, beautiful girl! Beauty can't be killed, what should I do if it's swollen?
Yi Yun is not a "glorious and righteous" or a good young man, nor a righteous young man with great persistence. He is a righteous young man who is full of incomparable persistence. He is a very unconventional and selfish otaku. When his hobbies conflict with justice, he will choose to give up justice and respect himself. Although the murderous devil and Mandarin or other things must be used as reference, the enemy is first a beauty, and the next one is the murderous devil and Mandarin!
It's impossible to kill something, so I'd better find some way to spoof her.
Yi Yun had a bad idea and remembered the fact that he had fed the country girl Hideyoshi Hashiba to take pills. He was proud. If these guys who invaded the Celestial Empire were men or ugly women, they would kill them. Since they were beautiful women, they might as well spoof them. Then adopt them as pets.
He turned his bad thoughts, reached out to his shield and turned it into a shovel, then picked up the shovel and dug a hole on the ground. It was really not easy to dig a hole in the desert ground. If the sand on both sides would slide over and fill it up, Yi Yun retreated to the reed marsh by the lake and dug a hole on the mud by the lake, so it would be much easier to dig it.
He dug a pit that was one person deep, put Duoduo into the pit, exposed his head only, then filled the mud and sand into the pit, and stepped to death... In this way, Duoduo could not move all over, and only his head was exposed to the ground, which looked very strange.
Yi Yun laughed, turned the shovel back into the shield and carried it on his back, then made some cold water from the lake and sprinkled it on Duoduo's face. When the cold water was stirred up, Duoduo woke up quietly and said, "Am I dead? Is this the underworld?"
Yi Yun laughed and said, "You are not dead, this place is still by the Gaoyou Lake. Besides, my taste is very savvy. I never eat dead brains, only living people."
Chapter completed!