105 The gods are talking nonsense
Updated: 2012-08-29
Hong Xia was covered in black and said helplessly: "Mr. Liu, I am a reporter for the news direct-to-report program, but if you need it, I can help you sign up for the wedding program held by our station."
Liu Yingnan smiled slightly. He just wanted to make jokes like this, and he would like to send her away quickly. You should know that death is very sacred, especially in our great country of heaven and etiquette, there is a saying that "the dead are the greatest", which shows that the tradition of respecting the dead is indeed sacred and the beginning of rebirth.
Therefore, Liu Yingnan doesn't like people like Hong Xia. If you regard death as fear, it's understandable. But if you treat it as a supernatural event or even as a excitement, it's unreasonable.
Hong Xia is a senior journalist. She knows interview skills very well and knows the hearts of the interviewees. For people like Liu Yingnan, you should go straight to the topic: "Mr. Liu, I still remember that you reminded me that I stepped on the old lady's crutch, so I was deeply impressed. And you had just crawled out of the pit full of dry bones. You said that this is not a tomb group, but an entrance to hell. I would like to ask why you said that? Are you different from others?"
"Myself?" Liu Yingnan pointed to the tip of her nose and said, "I am a pure artificial and artificial intelligence creature. After twenty-five years of operation, all parts are intact and stable. They are pure natural green and trustworthy products, and the procedures are complete. Recently, due to development needs, I continue to look for like-minded people to develop and develop the second generation of products together..."
Hong Xia was speechless again, wanting to punch his mouth and knock him off with one punch. She suppressed her anger and said weakly: "Mr. Liu, I was not sent by the marriage agency to register."
"Then do you have the intention to develop and develop with me?" Liu Yingnan said shamelessly: "Actually, the R&D process is very simple..."
"Okay, Mr. Liu, I guess we are not compatible." Why was he teased by him in a daze? Hong Xia was depressed and almost got up and left.
Before he knew it, Liu Yingnan actually took the initiative, and now he asked: "How about you introduce me to one? You must have many beauties on your TV station, right?"
"No." Hong Xia said firmly: "Our TV station is famous for having more men and fewer women, and the ratio of men and women is three to one."
"Tsk tsk tsk..." Liu Yingnan tsk her mouth, shook her head, and looked regretful: "I didn't expect that the TV station is so unbalanced, with a ratio of men and women three to one. Isn't that just a couple and a pair of bases? Of course, it's not necessarily. I heard that those who work in TV media are similar to those in the entertainment industry. In the case of a ratio of men and women three to one, maybe a fujo girl can watch three p-s!"
Ah... Hong Xia was crazy. Although she did see fuji and gay love on the TV station, this was not the purpose of her coming today. She gritted her teeth and resisted the urge to curse, and Ming asked: "Mr. Liu, it's useless to escape. I was one of the parties involved at that time. You personally reminded me that I stepped on the old lady's crutch. What made me curious is that when I encounter this supernatural phenomenon, why are you not afraid? You must have something extraordinary, right?"
"Oh, so you want to ask about this, I'll say it earlier." Liu Yingnan suddenly looked serious, but Hong Xia bit her silver teeth. She had been asking such questions just now. It was her who rambled and finally got involved in the fujoko and her gay friend. Fortunately, he understood, Hong Xia nodded quickly and said, "Yes, yes, please introduce Mr. Liu, why are you so calm when you see those supernatural things?"
"This may have something to do with what I have been in contact since I was a child." Liu Yingnan suddenly answered seriously, and Hong Xia immediately became energetic. She realized that the critical moment had come. She immediately sat upright, always keeping her bag facing Liu Yingnan. Liu Yingnan said, "Miss Reporter, you don't know. I am an orphan. I have been lonely since I was a child and wandering around the world. When I was young, I met an old man with white beard on an isolated island overseas. This old man was able to calculate and know a lot. He was a master of hermit. He said he was destined to me. He taught me the 360th side door of the Taoist sect, which was to ask the immortal to support the phoenix and avoid good fortune.
Dharma. When I was young, I met a broken temple in the mountains. There was an old monk in the courtyard who also said that he had a fate with me. He taught me how to read scriptures and recite Buddha's name, surrender to the true saints, meditate and meditate, and keep fast. When I was young, I wandered around the world and cultivated my heart in the world. Once, I met a middle-aged man in the foot massage shop. He also said that he had a fate with me and asked me to help him pay the tip for foot massage. Then he taught me how to pick yin and replenish yang, climb arches and crossbows. Alas, over the past twenty years, I have also learned the Tao, practiced Zen, and responded to the world, merged and tolerated, and all schools of thought. I dare not say that I am transcendent and not in the three realms and five elements, but I have also seen immortals, Buddhas, ghosts, and all living beings, so I am so calm!"
Liu Yingnan shook her head and said, and the more she spoke, she became more and more excited, but Hong Xia felt dizzy and felt like she was listening to an audio novel, and it was a third-rate fantasy novel. She turned on the protagonist mode and had adventures. Even when she went to a foot massage shop, she could meet a hermit, squatting in a public toilet, and there was no paper next to her. If you give a pack of tissues, you can get a magic weapon that lies across the world...
Hong Xia snorted twice and said, "I really didn't expect that Mr. Liu, you are still a paradise. I would like to ask if you were once a peerless and useless fiancée who was regretting the marriage. In anger, your character exploded. From then on, your cultivation level will be a thousand miles a day, and you will form a group to fight monsters and gods, and you will get magic weapons by single bosses. Finally, you will reach the peak, break through the limit, cross the universe, break through the cycle of reincarnation, and dominate the world?"
Liu Yingnan shook her head and smiled, "You are a fantasy and passionate person, I am an urban yy article."
Hong Xia was also a well-informed person and immediately said, "What do you mean is that you have to build an urban harem to challenge the apparent husband and wife system?"
When Liu Yingnan heard her mention the harem, she was stunned. Many women were bright and beautiful, like the pretty faces of flowers blooming. Among them were Ling Yun who he kissed, Shen Feng who had passed by, Ren Yu who had been blind dates, Chang Ting who had held his thighs and rubbed him, and the beautiful reporter in front of him was also good. Liu Yingnan was moved. Which man in the world doesn't want to establish his own harem?
He was full of yy and muttered involuntarily: "If I had a harem, I must adopt the most advanced and reasonable upgrade system based on the principle of fairness and justice. All women are first-level from the beginning. Anyone who is lucky more than ten times will be automatically upgraded to second-level, and then according to each person's different characteristics and techniques, they will be arranged separately..."
Chapter completed!