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174 Cow head and horse noodles

Updated: 2012-09-21

Keep someone behind?

Liu Yingnan scratched her head. This was too awkward, but his throat still worked. Niu Tou and Horse Face shouted angrily: "Who can you see me both?"

Damn, are you considered human? Liu Yingnan thought to himself, after passing through the blockade of the Nether Fire, and smiled and said, "Hi, Mavericks, Hello, Mavericks!"

When he heard this title, the beautiful Taoist nun who had endured the burning of the dark fire felt that the pain had been relieved a lot. She raised her head with difficulty and saw Liu Yingnan dressing in casual clothes, like a tourist at the beach. However, the two ghost messengers with bull head and horse face were extremely respectful when they saw him, and hurriedly bowed and said, "Oh, Mr. Liu, I don't know that Mr. Liu is here, he is rude."

"You're welcome." Liu Yingnan smiled. The name of his rumored illegitimate child in the underworld is really useful. He looked at the beautiful Taoist nun, pulled the cow head and horse face, stood among them, with his arms around his back, as if taking a photo. Liu Yingnan did it on purpose. Between the two of them, he was the absolutely handsome guy. Unfortunately, no one could see it: "Little Mavericks, why did you show up?"

Xiaoma pulled open his donkey lips and said, "There is no way, Mr. Liu, recently, the second master of Wuchang and judge Cui have been on a business trip. Apart from us, there are only those ghosts and monsters left in the underworld. Some of them are bold and rebellious to change their fate for mortals. Therefore, the superiors sent us to immediately take away the mortal's soul and severely punish this bold Taoist nun."

"No, no." The little Taoist nun was scared. This was the first time she used such mysterious methods. Unexpectedly, she had to provoke the bullhead and horse face for the first time, and wanted to destroy her Taoist practice and take her life. Although the little Taoist nun endured the pain of burning her soul, she still forced herself to beg for mercy, especially to Liu Yingnan. Even the bullhead and horse face were so humble to him. She saw that she was a big man. She climbed to Liu Yingnan's feet, pulled his pants, and begged: "Grand Immortal, I'm asking the best immortal to disturb the people. The little Taoist is young and ignorant, and shallow, and does not know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and it goes against the way of heaven. But it is also because this suffering master is a great good person, and he dares to cast spells to the death. Please beg for the best immortals to understand and spare your life."

"The way of heaven is ruthless, how can you bargain?" The bull opened his mouth, cold and ruthless. If Liu Yingnan hadn't hugged the bull's head, he would have done it long ago.

"Oh, forget it, it's just a trivial matter." Liu Yingnan said smoothly.

Niu Tou Horse Face are both formal workers in the underworld. They have worked in the underworld for thousands or tens of thousands of years. They have developed a sense of keenness and experience in the workplace. When they heard Liu Yingnan’s words so lightly, they obviously mean partiality. Although Liu Yingnan is not their leader and is also an extra-staff employee, their future is unlimited. Not to mention them, even if the second master Wuchang and Judicial Cui are brothers to him, let alone Niu Tou Horse Face. After understanding Liu Yingnan’s intention, Ma Hou immediately said: “Oh, the people above have sent us here without knowing it. If you had known that Mr. Liu, why should we do this for nothing? You can handle it with all your power.”

"No, no, I have no name, no division, no staff, how dare I deal with it without authorization?" Liu Yingnan smiled hypocritically and said, "But, the way of heaven is ruthless, people are affectionate."

"That's right, yes, Mr. Liu is right. Several Lords of Hell in the underworld often warn us like this, so now we are not allowed to pull the ghosts and lock them." Niu Tou said immediately.

"By the way, Mr. Liu." Ma Ming was not willing to be outdone. These two guys were like two small employees who flattered the leader, which made Liu Yingnan a little amused because he was not the leader, and at most he was suspected of being a second-generation ghost. But the beautiful Taoist nun was so scared that she even treated Liu Yingnan as the King of Hell.

Ma Mian took out a page of golden paper. Unfortunately, ordinary people couldn't see what was written on it, but Liu Yingnan could clearly see that it was Mr. Hong's information. Ma Mian said: "In fact, although this victim has reached the end of his life, he still has the last three days of life. However, although he did a lot of good deeds during his lifetime, he also did a lot of things that damage his good deeds. Mr. Liu, do you know the rules there?"

The rule of the underworld is that merits and demerits cannot be offset. If you have merits and demerits in your previous life, you will definitely be severely punished in your life. Although Liu Yingnan is grateful to Mr. Hong, he has no right to control the rules of the underworld. But he still wants to repay Mr. Hong as much as possible, and began to bargain with the Niu Head and Horse Face, saying: "Didn't Lord Hell say that the way of heaven is ruthless, people are affectionate? Since you are here, why don't you take the life of the suffering master and help me think of a way to make up for your life's sins in the last three days?"

"This..." The bullhead and horse face were a little embarrassed. As a ghost messenger, he told the victim that he had done evil things during his lifetime and went to the underworld to be punished. He gave him a three-day deadline to make up for it. This was not in line with the rules and was considered a despicable move.

"By the way, when you came, who is on duty?" Liu Yingnan suddenly asked.

Mamian immediately said: "The big guys have gone to the Heavenly Court and the West to train, and the middle-level cadres are on business trips. It just so happened that the Immortal Master Zhong Kui had just returned, so he was on duty."

"Oh, it turns out it's Lao Zhong. I'll go back and tell him that I'll help him find the mask he asked me to find last time, and burn it for him if I'll have time later." Liu Yingnan said with a smile. Zhong Kui, a middle-level cadre like Heibai Wuchang, often wandering in the world and having a good relationship with Liu Yingnan, especially Zhong Kui, who was ugly during his lifetime. Although he passed away from Gong Wuyuan, he had never had an interview. He died angrily because of his opposition to discrimination against appearance. After his death, Emperor Yan Luo thought that he was strong and was entrusted as a ghost. However, who doesn't want to be handsome and beautiful? Zhong Kui is no exception. After seeing the current beauty technology, he also decided to change his face and become a ghost again, so he asked Liu Yingnan to help him find some beauty and skin care products, and simulate the relationship with Liu Yingnan over and over again.

Liu Yingnan said this, just to listen to Niu Tou Horse-Match. He had a close relationship with the highest leader on duty in the underworld now. Someone supported him. Niu Tou Horse-Match immediately stopped being embarrassed. Instead, sparks popped up in his eyes, especially the Horse-Match. He rubbed his hands in a hesitant manner and said, "Since Mr. Liu spoke, everything is easy to discuss. By the way, Mr. Liu, you know that the underworld has been reorganized recently. We have not been to the living room for a long time. It is rare to have a chance today. I will get the matter here later. Can we..."

Liu Yingnan often receives Heibai Wuchang, and has experience in this area, and immediately said: "No problem. Where do you think you want to go, I will take you there to ensure that you are satisfied."

"I dare not, don't dare, how dare I bother Mr. Liu?" Ma Ming waved his hands repeatedly and said, "I just want to take this opportunity to meet my descendants."

As the saying goes, old horses know the way. Even after thousands of generations, horse faces can still know their descendants. It is rare, while Niutao has no good place to go. The requirements are very simple: "I just want to go out and take a walk around and find some tender grass to eat."

"Hey, the old cow eats tender grass." Liu Yingnan joked: "Go, go, if Lao Zhong asks when he asks, he will ask me to help me in the world. By the way, Lao Niu, when you go out to eat tender grass, if you meet a brick family and a beast, you must be careful and it is best to avoid it, because they all like to brag."

"Tsk, I didn't let them brag." Niuto didn't care.

Liu Yingnan warned earnestly: "Then you must be careful, and you must avoid those Gong Wuyuan. They not only like bragging, but also like bullshits!"
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