Updated: 2012-09-29

Forget it, time has changed, and Liu Yingnan has indeed become a blessing in disguise. Why bother now? Liu Yingnan smiled faintly and stopped exploring it. When the old Taoist priest saw that his expression was relieved, he hurried forward, hugged his back and made a intimate look: "Okay, brothers, we are destined to be a destined person. We have fought in a row in a room. Enemies should be resolved rather than to be formed. If you don't dislike us, we will be called brothers in the future."

Liu Yingnan smiled and nodded and said, "Okay, second brother!"

The Taoist priest was sweating profusely, why did he become his second brother? At this moment, his beautiful disciples walked forward, led by Song Yue, looked at him carefully and asked, "Master, what kind of grudges do you have with this immortal? Don't be impulsive."

"Don't worry, we, like the paranormals, have long taken the trivial matters in the world, dimmed the sword lights and sword shadows, and left the drums and horns to compete. Just now, it was just an old friend gathering. When we recalled the era when we were full of energy, the feather fan, the silk scarf, the mast and the oars were gone, they felt a little excited. "The old Taoist priest opened his mouth and said, "The female disciples were infinitely respectful and made a heart-stopping look, which shocked the heavens.

Liu Yingnan was sweating all over her head. Finally, she saw what a veteran charlatan was. She bragged so righteously, her face was not red, and she was not angry. She was a master of the world.

The old Taoist priest finally established a tall and complete image in the hearts of the beautiful apprentices. If Liu Yingnan said that the two of them had a night together and exchanged them in the second half of the night, his image in the hearts of the apprentices would be completely destroyed. So he had no choice but to point at Liu Yingnan and introduce: "Come on, disciples, I officially recommend it to everyone. In fact, he is a junior brother of the same school, your uncle, the Taoist name is Mengyi, and he is known as a Taoist. He is good at using an eight-inch long electric magic stick, and the Nine Dragons Pillar Engraving Magical Art is even more powerful.

Wu Pi, with his unique skills in the world, has not lost his achievements for decades. Now he has achieved great success in Taoism. He has abandoned the murderous intent and evil thoughts in his heart, destroyed the magical weapons, abolished martial arts, and has reached the realm of transformation. He has entered the Mahayana stage and achieved the body of Vajra. He can be soldier everywhere in his body. The lustful thoughts in his heart are to hurt the enemy. He is a genius from the Taoist lineage. What are the disciples waiting for? He will not pay a visit to the master immediately. If he receives his guidance, he will benefit endlessly in his life. In the future, he will be in the immortal class. It is not a dream to be a member of the immortal class!"

The beautiful Taoist nuns were fascinated by Liu Yingnan's "resume", as if they had seen the gods coming to the world. The ancestors appeared and immediately lined up to pay their respects: "Meet Uncle Master."

"Hey, you are sick, you are so fucking dreamy, it's a big loss!" Liu Yingnan was at a loss and looked at the dozen or so beautiful Taoist nuns who looked like flowers and respectfully worshiping him. His angina pectoris is a bit miserable!

But the old Taoist priest whispered in his ear: "Brother, I said we are destined to be together. Don't worry, brother will not harm you. Look at how much my disciples admire you. Do you know who is the most popular person in this year? Elders, godfathers, are the most popular people."

Liu Yingnan's eyes suddenly lit up, and a more obscene expression appeared on her face than an old Taoist priest, and she whispered: "To be honest, these young and beautiful girls are really your apprentices?"

"Of course, I traveled around the world and collected all over the world... The adopted orphans have been carefully trained and trained since childhood. God has lived up to the hard work of the people. Finally, they have grown up and reached the point of maturity." The old Taoist priest said with great gratitude.

"Cultivation means cultivation." Liu Yingnan snorted: "You old guy, your intention is so sinister. You don't know. This sentence has been circulating in the world for a long time, saying, 'If you want to learn well, sleep with your master first'!"

The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "There is a saying that spreads to the world, saying, 'If you want to learn well, take a bath with your uncle'."

"Senior Brother!" Liu Yingnan suddenly realized and hurriedly put his fists on his hands and bowed to the ground.

"Junior brother!" The old Taoist priest immediately returned the salute, and the expressions on the two of them were obviously brothers of the same sect!

"Senior brother, I really didn't expect that over the years, I have traveled all over the world, refining my mind and enlightening the truth, and you alone support the master. Not only did you not let the master down, but you have accepted so many good disciples and broadened the lintel. Compared with the senior brother, I only know how to practice by myself, and I ignore the responsibilities of the master. The hard work and fatigue of the senior brother is really ashamed to speak, but I would like to rest assured. I have now realized the great enlightenment and decided to abandon the way of heaven and humanity. In the future, the responsibilities of the master and the responsibilities of the juniors, and you are willing to take on the heavy responsibility of teaching the younger generation. Senior brother, you can also enjoy the blessing of the younger generation." Liu Yingnan was so energetic. He immediately realized the beauty in the middle, and quickly pretended to be heartbroken and realized that he was heartbroken. The sloppy Taoist was stunned and felt like he was leading a wolf into the room.

Without waiting for him to say anything, Liu Yingnan had already entered the encirclement of those beautiful Taoist priests. He reached out his hand without hesitation, silently pinched his thigh, and pretended to say: "No, no, they are all geniuses of martial arts. Uncle Master has the thirty-six styles of Dongxuanzi and the twenty-four styles of human holy methods, which can be taught to you. However, we practitioners are fighting against the heavens and walking against the heavens. Refining and exercising the body and bones is of course important, but the most important thing is to cultivate the mind and realize the truth. Tell me, who has encountered a bottleneck on the road to enlightenment recently, or has something to understand, Uncle Master can provide you with separate, step-by-step, one-on-one guidance."

"Step by hand, I'm afraid there's still mouth-to-mouth?" Liu Yingnan was conscientiously working as a good teacher. Suddenly, a sharp voice came from behind him. A terrible murderous aura was spreading. Liu Yingnan suddenly felt cold in her skin, her hair stood up, and she immediately shut up and turned slowly.

Sure enough, he saw Hong Xia standing behind him with murderous aura and sour smell, his eyes were cold, he stared at him fiercely, his lips were slightly swollen, and he said unhappy: "Is this immortal master, is it that this immortal master studying the 36 styles of Dongxuanzi? The little woman has studied it even if she is not talented. If the immortal master does not abandon her, can she give me some advice?"

Looking at the murderous Hong Xia and the eagerly anticipated nieces around him, Liu Yingnan still said as an aphor from the world: "Oh, I didn't expect that the female donor was interested in our mysterious arts. I was so disrespectful."

"Hmph, Taoist priest is so polite. The little girl has not made any progress in her years of hard work. If Taoist priest refuses to give up, can she give some advice now?" Hong Xia said coldly.

"Okay, okay." Liu Yingnan could say something, and immediately walked over obediently, followed Hong Xia into the room, and walked into Hong Xia's room in one breath. Before Hong Xia got angry, Liu Yingnan asked first: "Do you really know the Thirty-six Styles of Dong Xuanzi?"

"Of course I know, you stinky hooligan!" Hong Xia said viciously, pinching and twisting his arm: "I once interviewed a modern and educational brick master. He once mentioned to me the Thirty-Six Styles of Dongxuanzi. Whether at that time or in modern times, it can be used as a formal standard for sex and education."

"Brick family? Another brick family?" Liu Yingnan was depressed: "The so-called sex education is a way of education specifically for young children with immature outlook on life, values ​​and sexual concepts. How can we use the method of Dongxuanzi? Those jade intercourse, mandarin ducks, wild horses leaping, phoenix dance, seagulls fly... Can children understand this? This brick family is really nonsense. There is no good way for him to make a suggestion, just use the achievements of the ancients to dress himself up. It turns out that the brick family is right and not trustworthy. The brick family denies and opposes them are true and reliable!"
Chapter completed!