Chapter 494 Chemical Offensive
How to say this smell? The smell must be smelly, just like a piece of meat thrown under the sun in a hot day and exposed to the sun for three days.
Don’t mention eating, it will make you dizzy if you smell it.
After Mao Gen screamed, he hurriedly pinched his nose with his fingers to isolate the smell: "Big Dog, how about it?"
Chen Dagou smacked his lips as if he was not satisfied: "It's delicious."
"If you eat more delicious food, eat more." Maogen moved his body and turned to the upper vent.
"Okay." Chen Dagou picked up the canned knife and continued to open it.
More yellow juice splashed out. With a "brush" sound, tearing it apart, revealing the pale herring inside.
The fish was raw and had not even removed the internal organs, so it was just pickled inside.
As the can was uncovered, even if it was leeing, even if it was pinching its nose, the smell still clearly penetrated into the nasal cavity of the hair roots and occupied his olfactory nerves.
Maogen seemed to have been punched hard on his chest, and he staggered and sat down dejectedly.
"Damn!" In the main room, the cup in Lao Qipo's hand fell to the ground.
He was more than 20 meters away from Chen Dagou, but the smell was still gone, making him unable to breathe.
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"It smells so smelly!" Maogen couldn't help but care about shooting. He grabbed the tripod and cell phone, and ran towards the mountain behind the house.
"Buzz" a group of flies rushed over and circled around Chen Dagou.
Chen Dagou seemed to really like the smell, and he picked up a herring with relish and chewed it.
"The toilet exploded, is it the toilet exploded?" Lao Qi's wife and mother ran out of the house in panic.
It would be fine if they didn't come out, but as soon as they left the house, they crashed into the high-concentration herring stinking smell and coughed loudly.
"It's not the toilet, it's the fish, it's the fish." Lao Qipo jumped up: "Maogen, I'm you fairy... cough cough..."
"Woof, woof, woof..." The big yellow dog in his house was still barking.
Suddenly, the yellow dog vomited.
With it, the old lady and her family of three also vomited wildly.
"It's delicious, delicious!" Chen Dagou whistled happily. He had already eaten a box of herring, and picked up the canned box without any intention, and drank it all in one go.
The hairs on the old seventh lady's body stood up: "Run, mom, run!"
The family of three ran to the mountain behind the house with no life.
They were running, and the hair roots in front were running.
When Lao Qipo saw him, he was really enemies and was extremely jealous: "Mao Gen, stop me, I, I, I, I will beat you to death!"
Maogen: "If I stand, I won't be stinky. Do you think I'm stupid?"
"You, you, you are so cruel!"
Maogen: "How is it? Do you know it's amazing? If you don't agree to the village sewage pipe passing through your field, I will come to your house to eat canned herring tomorrow. I'll stop eating shit. I'll let Chen Dagou come and eat it. Eat one can a day to see who can consume whom."
The old seventh wife shouted: "If you have the seeds, come and eat it. Even if the labor and capital are stink, it will definitely not be easy to die. Song Qingyun. Maogen, I will hammer you to death today."
After all, he is a person who is used to working in the field and has very good physical strength. He can be said to be steadily running on the hillside. His hair is simply thin and he is a half-aged child. How can he survive?
Seeing that Lao Qipo was about to catch up with him, Mao Gen suddenly shouted in surprise: "Secretary Song, why are you here?"
The old seventh lady was shocked and her feet staggered.
In a blink of an eye, the hair root had already run to the top of the mountain and could not catch up with it.
The bastard was also disgusting, and stopped at the top of the mountain and shouted, "Lao Qi, come and chase me, come and chase me!"
Lao Qipo was so angry: "You dare to come to my house tomorrow. If I let the dog go, I won't be able to do it. You can still run past my Xiaohuang."
Maogen: "The big dog who eats canned herring is a big dog. If you dare to put Xiaohuang and bite him, Wan Xinke will ask you to tell me. Haha, can you afford Wan Xinke?"
The old seventh lady was stunned.
Maogen laughed and ran away.
Lao Qipo threatened that if Maogen comes to eat canned food tomorrow, he would let the dog bite people.
However, Xiao Huang's situation is not optimistic.
As the saying goes, dogs cannot change their food. Thirty or forty years ago, Hongshi Village was so poor that people could eat enough, and there was still excess food to feed the dogs. The dogs at home were just so wild, and you could find whatever you could eat. If you couldn't find anything to eat, it would be a bad life to starve to death.
Therefore, dogs don’t pick on frogs, insects, wild fruits... all those who can get down but can’t get down are gnawed./
Children in the village don’t care about shit when they are shitting. They can solve the problem by digging a hole in the field and squatting down.
Usually a little kid is relieved, with three or four dogs staring at him from behind. When the person leaves, he pounces on him.
In order to grab the shit and eat, there was also a vicious accident in which a child was bitten by a dog. That person was... a taboo for the respected person and was not well-known.
It can be seen that dogs are not afraid of odor. They are not afraid of odor, but also link odor with food. After all, the distant ancestor of dogs is gray wolf, a typical scavenger.
However, when Lao Qipo returned home, he saw Xiao Huang lying on the ground with tears in his eyes, obviously having been knocked down by the smell of canned herring.
At the same time, flies are flying everywhere in the yard in the house.
The smell of rottenness in the air cannot be removed, making people feel annoyed and annoyed in their hearts.
Lao Qi's wife vomited, and his mother vomited too.
The family was so smelly that they couldn't even eat lunch.
There was no choice but to lift water from the well and rinse the ground over and over again, and then blow it out with an electric fan.
But just like that, the smell is lingering. The evil thing is that the smell is extremely attached. The floor, walls, pots, bowls and chopsticks in the house all have a faint sourness, even the clothes and bedding.
The old lady and his wife were lying on the bed at night, and they felt that their wife was so bad that they were so tired of each other.
Lao Qi's wife couldn't help but scold: "Lao Qi, did you use shampoo and soap when taking a shower?"
"I used it. I washed my hair three times and put soap on my body twice."
"Why is it still so smelly?"
"How did I know that you are so smelly that it seems to be rotten."
Lao Qi's wife was worried: "What the hell did Maogen get canned fish from where he got it. It was even more stinky than shit and was so disgusting. He said that if we don't agree to Song Qingyun's affairs, he will come tomorrow, how can this be good?"
Lao Qipo was furious: "He dares, I will let the dog bite when he comes..." It is impossible to let the dog go, and dogs are afraid of the smell of the can.
After thinking about it, he said, "This is my home. If I don't let him in, I dare to break through?"
"It is impossible to break through, but if someone doesn't enter the yard, they just eat outside. Isn't it going to smell you?"
The old lady was stunned and murmured: "Yes, it smells like a stinky thing. What's the difference between this and chemical weapons?"
"Then you have to think of a way."
"Don't worry." Lao Qi's wife comforted her wife: "I just checked on my phone. This kind of canned food is imported, very expensive, more than 300 yuan per can. Maogen is very poor. I guess he only bought one can, which is to scare us, just ignore it."
He only bought one can of hair roots.
Lao Qi's wife was a little uncomprehensible: "I said that this foreigner doesn't eat good fish, why do you want to eat shit?"
"Otherwise, why are they foreigners? It's reasonable for ghosts to eat shit."
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"Big Dog, why are you so smelly? Did you fall into the pit?" Wan Xinke screamed.
When Chen Dagou returned home after eating canned herring, he could be said to be a stinking journey.
When pedestrians on the road met him, the smell of eye-catching came towards him. They held their breath and accelerated their pace to escape.
Along the way, as long as there is Chen Dagou, there will be no one around within twenty meters.
Seeing that everyone was afraid of him, Chen Dagou was very proud. Not only did he not hide, he deliberately squeezed into crowded places, especially in Gong Zhu’s convenience store.
In the morning, the villagers in this village were drinking tea there. Everyone was a farmer facing the loess and facing the sky. The farmer's fertilizer had been used for a lifetime. He was not afraid of smell, but he couldn't stand it at this moment. He shouted, "Chen Dagou fell into the cesspool." Then he shouted and dispersed.
Zhuhua was affected by him and was so angry that she hurriedly called Wan Xinke and said that Chen Dagou seemed to have something wrong and nothing happened. Come and take your son home.
When Wan Xinke smelled the stench on his child, he was so smoky that he burst into tears.
Chen Dagou laughed: "Fish, fish, fish."
"What fish?"
"Can, canned, Maogen invites me to canned food, it's delicious, delicious." At this point, he smacked his lips without any effort.
"Where are you eating canned foods? Is it so smelly? I'm going to mess with you? Damn it, I'm not done with him. Big dog, go and look for him." The son is an intellectually disabled person. Wan Xinke was in great pain. What she was most worried about was that someone deliberately teased the big dog.
The hair root touched his reverse scale.
The big dog suddenly smiled silly: "Dad, I want to help Dad, Mao Gen said that this will help Dad."
"What does this matter have to do with your godfather?" Wan Xinke was puzzled.
At this point, Maogen suddenly emerged from the bamboo forest next to him: "Wan Xinke, I didn't deliberately fix Maogen. Listen to my explanation... Cough, it's so smelly... This is for Secretary Song. We are standing on the same front. Don't hurt your colleagues by chance!"
The hair root was prepared for a long time, so I pulled a few bamboo leaves and wrapped them in my nostrils. Even so, the smell in the hair root's mouth still persevered in.
When Wan Xinke saw that it was him, he shouted: "You are good at me, and you dare to come to see me, just talk about it." Then he stretched out his palm-shaped slap with a big palm fan and twisted his arm.
Mao Gen: "Wan Xinke, please listen to my explanation. Oh, can you stop exerting so much? This is really for Secretary Song, oh."
He probably said this and finally said, "Wan Xinke, Secretary Song has been kind to you, do you want to repay you? He helped me a lot yesterday. Although my hair root is a rotten person, I don't like to owe everyone favors, so I have to repay Secretary Song. Now that the sewage treatment station is there, Secretary Song is almost a negative example of our county. This matter cannot be delayed, and it will affect the future. I just want to mess with the old seventh wife, and our two families should join forces."
"Secretary Song should help you, but you shouldn't coax my big dog. If you want to eat shit, you can eat it yourself. I warn you, if you do something, I will kill you."
"Not shit, this is imported food, very high-end...ah!"
Before Mao Gen could finish his words, Wan Xinke suddenly reached out and pulled out the bamboo leaves stuffed into his nostrils like lightning.
The strong smell hit the forehead, and tears fell from the hair roots.
Chapter completed!