Chapter 55 Yuan Kongzi (1)
But the scene I imagined did not appear. Is the immortal wearing animal skin planning to destroy me? And there was a look of almost flattery on his face. Yes, I read that right, it was just a look of almost flattery. This sudden change made me a little confused and at a loss.
Just when I couldn't figure out why, the immortal said, "That... that... boy, are there any wine you poured into here before? I was so impressed by those sips just now!" The immortal said, and pointed to the place where the big immortal pointed. Now I realized that the wine that I had just respected my master just now fell into his mouth. I wonder what the master's spirit in heaven would think at this time.
"I don't know what the great immortal is called?" The merchant's instinct made me feel profitable in this great immortal wearing animal skin, so I don't know where the courage came from. I even held the big immortal's hand on the opposite side, and I almost got it with him.
Great Immortal? When I heard what I said, the great fairy in animal skin was happy. Is this kid quite a good trip? It's not like the old bastard Yuanshi Tianzun before, who just called me a bad beast, and gave me to Jiang Ziya, an older bastard. Jiang Ziya is not a thing. I accompanied him to fight and work hard. In the end, his grandfather, the old bastard, threw me alone on Kunlun Mountain and ignored me. He was simply an old virgin with no opposite sex and no humanity! Or this kid, I saw at a glance that I had the qualification to be a great immortal. I like this kid, but if he had some wine like the same kind of wine as before, I would like it even more.
Thinking of this, the great immortal wearing animal skin couldn't wait to answer: "I'm evil... ah, my great immortal's name is Yuan Kongzi, yes, just call me Yuan Kongzi. You can just call me like this in the future. Boy, tell me quickly, do you have that wine?" As I asked me, I shook the empty bottle in his hand in front of me.
Yuan Kongzi?! The name of this great immortal is really special, but what do you care about? What are the names others like to choose? Why do I care about so much?
Well, it seems that I have met a great alcoholic immortal. Fortunately, I have a lot of this wine on my body. After saying that, I took out another bottle of gold xo from the Qiankun bag. When the immortal saw me, he took out another bottle of wine and immediately found a cheer, threw it away with one hand and snatched the bottle of wine in my hand.
But this immortal may have been in the heaven for a long time and did not know that the bottles of wine in modern society were sealed with high-tech technology, so the immortal wearing animal skin was so anxious that he could not open the small bottle of wine. After a long time, the immortal was anxious. What was more unhappy than the current wine that could not be seen? So the immortal showed off his white teeth, which was comparable to the protagonist of the toothpaste advertisement, and sipped the entire bottle mouth. In my stunned eyes, he bit the entire bottle mouth. When he saw that he could finally drink the wine, the immortal was ecstatic. He spit the bottle mouth that was still biting in his mouth and started to drink the wine in big mouth.
While drinking, he muttered: "His grandpa's, it's so troublesome to drink a wine, but this wine is really good."
The only thought I had left at this time was that it would be a pity to not shoot toothpaste advertisements with Yuan Kongzi Daxian’s good teeth!
Seeing that the Great Immortal Yuan Kongzi had almost drunk, I began to ask where this Immortal came from and how could it rise from Duanya?
It doesn't matter if you don't ask about it. After asking about it, it really made me cry or laugh. According to Yuan Kongzi's great immortal himself, he was originally a subcultivator here. He was just practicing this underground. He was just accomplished two years ago and was ready to pass the heavenly tribulation and ascend to the fairy world. But he didn't know what happened that day, but two catastrophes came at once, which surprised him. But what made him feel most incomprehensible was that people actually helped him with these two catastrophes, but he felt that the cultivation of that person was ordinary in his eyes. He didn't know where he got the courage to face these two catastrophes. In the end, most of the catastrophes were offset by that desperately. Only a small amount of power was left on him. The great immortal Yuan Kongzi became an immortal without any pain, and he didn't have to go to the heavenly realm.
After hearing this, I felt really uncomfortable. The ten-day master who helped him resist the heavenly tribulation was my master. In the end, the master became a sucker. This... this is too dramatic, right? But I can't blame this Yuan Kongzi. After all, it was the master who resisted the heavenly tribulation by his will, but this heavenly tribulation was really wrong.
Seeing the Great Immortal Yuan Kongzi drinking so much that I started to think about it. Since my master helped you with the heavenly tribulation, it is natural for me to let you help me restore Kunlun’s mighty spirit.
After making up my mind, I started to take the words of the great immortal again. From Yuan Kongzi's mouth, I learned that he was also a master from Kunlun, which surprised me a little, but then I felt more at ease. Since Yuan Kongzi was also a master from Kunlun, who would not work hard to revive Kunlun?
As the saying goes, seduce it with benefits, and move it with emotions. But I have just met this immortal Yuan Kongzi who keeps drinking, and I have not had any friendship. This is naturally not enough to move it with emotions. Then there is only one left to seduce it with benefits.
This great immortal likes to drink fine wine, but there are not many top-quality wines like Gold XO in the world. If he drinks boiled water like him, I will be poor sooner or later, and I have to think of something else. By the way, a flash of inspiration in my mind was that it is said that smoking and alcohol are not separated. This great immortal likes drinking so much, and there is no reason not to like smoking. Moreover, with his physique, there should be no concerns such as smoking being harmful to health.
Thinking of this, I quickly took out a box of cigars from Qiankun bag (don't ask me why there are all such things in Qiankun bag, because this is the plot's requirement), and took out one from it and handed it to the great immortal. In a very stirring tone, I said to Yuan Kongzi who was drinking non-stop, "Come on, Daxian, this is a good thing, come and try it, and I will make sure you will be reminiscent of it, better than being a god." At this time, I was more like a drug dealer on the streets of Los Angeles.
Yuan Kongzi looked at the brown strips in my hand and was very confused. What's this thing? Why haven't I seen it before? Is this thing better than fine wine?
My words obviously made the immortal Yuan Kongzi feel a little moved. He didn't care what the thing was called, and without saying a word, he took it from my hand, threw it into his mouth, chewed it twice, and swallowed it in one bite!
The actions of the Great Immortal made me stunned. I have seen many people smoking cigars, and this is the first time I have seen the cigars. He, this Great Immortal is a Great Immortal, tall! It’s really tall! He has gone to the Himalayas!
While I was sighing there, the four Buxiang's brows were already frowning like two twists. Then the four Buxiang great immortal cursed: "His grandpa, you are too unkind. Didn't you just drink a few sips of wine? Is it necessary to give me such a bad thing? What the hell is this? Bah bah bah bah..." But the food has been eaten and I can't even vomit. When I think of the thing that tastes so strange, I feel disgusted.
When I heard Yuan Kongzi's words, I immediately realized that this great immortal clearly didn't know what this cigarette was! This is really great news. Since he had never been exposed to cigarettes, he would definitely not be able to tell whether the cigarette was good or bad. There was no need for me to prepare some top-notch for him, just make do with some ordinary ones. But first I have to teach him how to smoke.
Thinking of this, I carefully took out a cigar. I lit it and started to demonstrate to Daxian how to smoke. After talking about the key points of smoking, I took out the cigar and handed it to Sibuxiang.
After I demonstrated this Yuankongzi, I realized that this thing was not for food, but for smoking.
After he took a sip, he felt that this thing was average and not as interesting as the boy said on the other side. But after he took three sips, he felt like he was up. Hi! This thing is good, and it's interesting.
At this time, Sibuxiang was drinking gold xo while smoking Cuban cigars, looking indescribable. How could I feel as comfortable as this old bastard Jiang Ziya when I was? It seems that I will be so close to this kid in the future, and I can't tell if there is anything good about him.
Chapter completed!