Chapter 77
As soon as we saw that the time was almost over, and there were not many people who could stand in the party, we, the group of people, secretly retreated from the chaotic crowd. Originally, Yuan Kongzi wanted to continue fighting, but this guy was still not satisfied with his feelings, but in order not to destroy the plan we had set in advance, we could only pull him out.
When everyone left the party venue, everyone had more or less colorful colors on their faces, of course, Daniu and Yuankongzi were exceptions. On the last day of leaving the training camp, it was also particularly comfortable to be able to fight such a super melee.
"Wallace, go pick up the car. We are waiting for you at the barracks door. It's almost time to leave here!" After I greeted Wallace, I took someone else back to the barracks to pack my luggage. Although I have been training here for two years, except for some necessities in daily life, everyone has no luggage to pack. The only thing worth taking us out is Wallace's Playboy posters.
Not long after, Wallace drove a military truck to the camp, and everyone was also coming up. Wallace, who hadn't touched the car for a long time, whistled excitedly and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom. The wheels of the military truck passed by strong friction with the ground, and then the whole car rushed out like a rocket. Fortunately, everyone who took Wallace's car again had some preparations, so they were no longer like the ones.
He was so shocked when he entered the training. As for the sentries in the camp, he just found a reason to send them away. You must know that we are celebrities in the entire training camp. Although this reputation is not very good! It would be nice if we didn't go to trouble them. How could they dare to come up and question us again? Yuan Kongzi, who was uneasy, kindly invited them to the party venue for a delicious dinner, which surprised those unlucky guys who still need to patrol late at night!
"Boss, I'm hungry, do you have any food?" Before the car drove out of the training camp, Daniu began to complain to me, "At that party just now, those things were only visible but not eaten, but I was so hungry that I was so hungry. Now my stomach has begun to protest to me." Daniu said before he could hear his stomach 'gurgling', so loud in this quiet desert.
It would be fine if Daniu didn't say this. When the whole vehicle said it, the people who were all over the car felt that their stomachs were empty and looked at me eagerly, as if I was just a big steak.
I couldn't stand their steak-like look, so I quickly took out the food I had taken out from the Qiankun bag yesterday and distributed it to everyone who had been hungry for a long time. Wallace didn't drive anymore. When I took out the food, he had already arrived in the back seat of the truck. Is this guy a human nose or a dog nose?
Let's turn our attention to the evening party venue in the training camp.
After about half an hour after our group left, no one in the venue could stand up well. After the super melee, the venue was even more disarray.
I don’t know who first released a loud and smelly fart, and then there were farts everywhere in the venue and the air was seriously polluted. Everyone’s faces looked very strange at this moment. After three seconds of silence, the person who was still able to move, regardless of the pain on his body, rushed out and rushed to the toilet in the training camp. Instead, the toilet in the entire training camp was just a little bit bigger, how could it accommodate so many people to go to the toilet at the same time?
So the first one is to dominate the cesspool and never give in, but later one can only stare at it and hold it in silence. At this time, the female soldiers in the training camp are happy compared to each other, because the male toilet and the female toilet do not have a difference in area due to the huge difference in the proportion of male campers and female campers. Therefore, the female soldiers can dominate a squat position very comfortably without having to curse and add up their fists like a male soldier for the possession of a squat position.
But as the saying goes, a living person will not be suffocated to death by urine, and of course, a well-trained soldier will not be suffocated to death by a little laxative.
What is the biggest feature of the desert? It is that there is no people, so no one will care whether you are urinating or defecating in the desert, thus destroying the surrounding environment. Those who lost the battle for the toilet squatting naturally rushed to the vast desert outside the training camp. Although it was only a hundred meters away from the camp to the desert, it was so long in their eyes.
My stomach was overturned, my feet were a little out of control, and my body was even more painful torture from the previous melee. In this way, this road of about a hundred meters really tests their will! Unfortunately, only a few people withstand this test and successfully arrived in the desert outside the camp. They immediately found a relatively unattractive position to start solving their stomach problems.
However, most people were stumped by the distance of only a hundred meters and had to find a dark corner in the camp to temporarily relieve the pain in their stomachs.
The most pitiful one is to be the one who is beaten to death in the melee. They are suffering from both the pain from the outside to the inside and the inside to the outside, and the unlucky one can be regarded as the unlucky one among all the unlucky ones. Unfortunately, Xing Aotian, the head of the training camp, is one of these unlucky ones. Who made him fight the most fiercely in the melee? What else can be done for these inconvenient people to act? Solve it on the spot. With people taking the lead, others will naturally ignore the things that are not ashamed. In this way, the venue of the evening party became the largest public toilet in the entire training camp.
"Boss, did you add something to the food in the cafeteria yesterday?" Big bull asked vaguely while gnawing on the jerky meat in his hand.
"It's just adding a little bit of Chinese herbal medicine from our China, Croton, to their food." I replied indifferently. After hearing my answer, the two elders Xing Yuezi and Xing Yangzi, who were acting with me yesterday, heard my answer, their foreheads were suddenly covered with black lines. These two sacks of Croton were actually said to be a little bit by their own boss (the Kunlun disciples who followed me down the mountain after two years of training camp life, and they also changed their words to call me the boss). This boss is really not ordinary unkind! But what does this matter to us?
The time should be almost done, but unfortunately I can't see the grand scene of Croton. I felt very sorry in my heart. I guess these amounts should make them stretch for a day, haha, just treat them as cleaning their intestines for free, which is good for their health. I don't know what Xing Aotian, who is dizzy and dark, would have vomited blood and died of death.
One night passed like this. When the first ray of sunshine in the morning spread into the training camp, the entire camp was filled with a terrifying and terrifying stench. Uninformed people might think that the angel mercenaries were studying what new biochemical weapons were being studied.
Everyone in the camp had deep eyes, pale faces, and weak limbs. If it were a pervert like Yuan Kongzi who had been dragging him for a night, he wouldn't be able to stand it, let alone these ordinary people. After this battle, I think the angel mercenaries would have to change to another place in the training camp in the Sahara Desert, not only because of environmental problems, but also because of psychological problems. No one would want to train in a training camp with poop everywhere.
Because of this incident, our group of people deeply imprinted their names in the history of this training camp. At the same time, they are also the first of the most unpopular figures in this training camp.
Chapter completed!