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Chapter 986

Yuehualun smiled and said, "I'll go and ask this brother Dong's opinion." After saying that, he called and joked, "Hey! Xiaodong?"

——"No big or small, believe it or not, I will beat you!"

Yuehualun laughed: "I said Brother Dong, you are too inferior, right? A piece of shit scared you away!"

——"Oh, so Xiao Zhou is not afraid of shit? I said earlier that for next week's balance beam training, I asked someone to pick up a few buckets of shit and pour it on the field!"

Yuehualun's face changed drastically: "Instructor! Don't!"

——"What's the matter? Anyway, you can even make somersaults with your high martial arts skills and close your eyes. What's the difference between having shit or not?"

Yuehualun said anxiously: "It smells so bad!"

——"Just! Xiao Zhou, an excellent model who has been through the training of preventing biochemical poison gas, is still afraid of shit smell? You will not cause psychological pressure to cause technical deformation and cannot perform normally because of shit below, right? Then you should strengthen your training!"

At this moment, Ning Shuangxue and the other two laughed in a ball when they heard the sound of the phone.

Yuehualun hurriedly changed the topic: "Okay, no kidding, what does Brother Dong think of this person today."

——"Don't interrupt, I'm not kidding! When have you ever seen me joke? The balance beam next week is in the shit field!"

Yuehualun said anxiously: "Oh, I can't come to train next week's period. Sorry, instructor Ha!"

——"No problem, you can avoid the first day of the lunar calendar, you can avoid the second day of the lunar calendar, the third day of the lunar calendar, the fifth day of the lunar calendar, the sixth day of the lunar calendar, the eighth day of the lunar calendar...!"

Yuehualun couldn't even cry: "Instructor, you are not here to be true, are you?"

——"It's true! What happened just now touched me a lot, just like a wolf pack instinctively afraid of fire. Modern people will also instinctively fear shit. The moment he took out the shit, I instinctively retreated unconsciously. You must know that even if the grenade is about to blow up, I will not flash my eyebrows! So, at that moment I admit defeat! If this kind of thing happens in a key anti-terrorism occasion, this moment of hesitation and retreat are enough to be fatal! This is not alarmist, there are practical precedents in traditional landmine war anti-war films. In the current anti-terrorism situation that cannot be ignored, we should pay more attention to it, so from today on, I will apply to open a new training topic. That is to overcome the psychological barriers to shit--"

Yuehualun was so anxious that he got crazy: "I won't come! I'll ask my dad to go!"

——"Hehe, Xiao Zhou, although you are a special team member, as long as you can meet the standards in the exam, you don't have to train with the team every day, but the premise is that you have to meet the standards. This is the leader's death order!"

Yuehualun said coldly: "Xiaodong, when I get the blame, believe it or not, I will call you to sweep the toilet every day!"

——"Come on, you. I have retired when it comes to seniority waiting for you to become the leader. Oh no. Retired! Hahahaha!"

The Rainbow Nana who heard Ningshuangxue on the side laughed so hard that she burst into tears! Nana Rainbow directly shouted: "Sister Xiaoyue, I won't live with you in the future, stay away from me!"

Yuehua ran out of cold sweat, and smiled with a greedy face: "Brother Dong! Brother Dong, we are making a bet and playing a new trick. I know another master. If you take him down, I will obey the organization's arrangements!"

——"Not a shit-like character again, is it?"

Yuehualun said anxiously: "Absolutely a master. Brother Dong, you may not have been able to fight!"

——"Tsk! Labor and capital can't beat it? Do you know the real ability of labor and capital? Usually it's a hand for you!"

Yue Hualun laughed dryly and said, "This, actually, this master is too crazy. Brother Dong's aura is also conducive to his growth!"

——"Oh, I understand! You want to say that Bendong is too crazy, so you want to hire a master to kill Bendong's spirit, which is beneficial to Bendong's growth, right?"

Yue Hualun sneered: "I am really worthy of being Dong Ge. I am very good at judging the feelings of my superiors!"

——"Get out of your way! It's too early to ride on the head of labor!"

Yuehualun laughed and said, "Brother Dong, how about it! I have taken on scientific research projects now and am still a girl. How can I receive such training..."

——"Ah? Are you a girl? It turns out that I was blind and I never saw it!"

Yue Hualun said coldly: "Believe it or not, I will send the video of you teasing a good woman to your sister-in-law!"

——"Believe it or not, I will report your troubles to the chief?"

Yuehualun hurriedly smiled and said, "Brother Dong! Brother Dong. As long as you open your mouth, I will plead with my father and arrange a month and a half off for you."

——"Okay, okay, you have a lot of names. Call the master you mentioned and let labor and capital enjoy it!"

Yuehualun sneered: "I am happy with you!"

——"If you want to play shit so much, I will help you!"

Yuehualun hurriedly said coquettishly: "Brother Dong~~~"

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......

Yuehualun let down the phone and breathed a sigh of relief!

Ning Shuangxue and Rainbow Nana were already smiling and angry, lying on the table with cramps.

Kalian said laughing and crying: "It turns out that Miss Xiaoyue is usually serious and pretends to be serious. Today I am very eye-opening. Sister Xiaoyue is still Yan Yidi!"

Ning Shuangxue laughed and said, "She is bullying the weak and afraid of being a tough guy, and she can't help but be inferior if she doesn't encounter ruthless things!"

Yuehualun cut it and smiled at Kalian, "Xiaolian, you heard my phone call just now. It's time to test Mr. Ye!"

Karen frowned: "That is to say, that gangster is actually your instructor? But why do you look so like a gangster?"

Yuehualun laughed and said, "I have to fish undercover at any time for anti-terrorism missions. I really have the name of Dong Ge in the underworld, which is not fake."

Karen nodded and excitedly said, "Okay, then I'll ask him to come and play during this maintenance period!"

Nana Rainbow smiled and said, "We will accompany you together, just like today's script!"

Kalian's face darkened and she immediately said, "No, there are too many light bulbs!"

——Ah! Ning Shuangxue and the other two squirted: "You are too straightforward!"

Nana Rainbow hurriedly said, "That's right, if we accompany each other, we can test whether he is really a fickle man."

Karen refused: "There is no need to test this!"

Ning Shuangxue smiled and said, "Okay, then let's take a look at Mr. Ye's heroism!"

Nana Rainbow smiled and said, "Okay, let's design the time and place now. Everyone says, where is the best place?"

......

Just as the four girls were happily choreographing the script, Yuehualun's phone rang again. Yuehualun hurriedly turned the notebook and looked at it, and said in surprise: "Oh, the four of them are going to the hotel!"

Rainbow Nana smiled and said, "Yo? What do you want to do?"

Ning Shuangxue frowned: "By the way, the brother Dong was finally talking about the weak strength and shouting him to play with less women..."

Nana Rainbow lip curled her lips: "Playing with a woman? I think he just masturbates too much!"

Yuehualun smiled and said, "Mr. Li is a hero who saves the beauty this time. The beauty is in love. It's time to sacrifice herself!"

Rainbow Nana said contemptuously: "One man and three women, how lewd! Can he bear this body? It's not like he's going to die all over, right?"

Ning Shuangxue said coldly: "This kind of thing cannot be tolerated, it must be stopped!"

Yuehualun smiled: "Check rounds!"

......

A luxurious suite in a hotel.

Dali was so excited that he took a shower in the bathroom! Tears mixed with the bath water! Finally, Sanfei was about to be! I have been masturbating for so many years and never expected that Sanfei would be there for a day! My brother still has tears! My brother suffered such a big loss and was so scared that he finally got rewarded!

Just now, Zhuzhu asked me frankly: "We are actually not very close to Brother Li. We have very little contact with Brother Li in daily life. Our Brother Li has known each other for a long time. Even if we are gang-raped, we can't bear it. Even if Brother Li leaves, we won't blame you. Why did Brother Li do this for us?"

What is this? Heart-to-heart talk! They are very self-aware!

Brother pretended to behave: "You won't blame me, but I will blame myself! Some things can only be understood by a man! I can't explain it!"

"Brother Li! Thank you! Let's take Brother Li to the hotel to have a good rest and comfort. Brother Li must not refuse, otherwise we will be ashamed!"

Haha, hahahaha! As a man, I will certainly not refuse! This was the one who took the initiative to propose! If I were to be beaten to death, I would never dare to speak! This is the cuteness of Black Fungus! If a good woman is really a good family, would she let Brother Sanfei? Go dreaming!

No! They are no longer black fungus, they are goddesses!!! Just like the legendary goddess who saved countless lonely teenagers like Mr. Lan Cang!!!

At this moment, the laughter of the three girls came from outside the bathroom: "I don't know if Brother Li likes Han. I was scared and sweated just now. I'm afraid it smells a little. Should I wash it?"

"Don't wash, Brother Li is not afraid of how he cares about this taste. The more delicious the man is, the more he likes it!"

......

Haha! Hahaha! I like it! I like it very much!!! I can’t wait! I want you three to stick out your stockings and beauties on the bed in a row for me to taste it. I want you to taste it one and touch two! I want you to spray it all over my face! Haha, hahaha! The medicine I bought finally came in handy. When the medicine effect occurs, they know my brave figure. I will fight until dawn! Hahahaha!

Just then, a rapid knock on the door sounded.

The three women who were changing clothes in the room were excitedly saying, "Who?"

——"Check rounds!!!"

——Clang! The waiter opened the door, and several male and female policemen rushed in and shouted: "We suspect that there is an unjust relationship between men and women here! Wear clothes! All of them come out! From the bathroom, come out!!!"
Chapter completed!
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