Chapter 187 1+1=69
Tao Linna carried her high heels, rushed to the crown with anger, and beat Lin Kun with an easy to beat.
This damn guy originally thought he was considerate of him, but who knew that he was actually thinking about chrysanthemums and cherry mouths, which was too evil.
"Dog thing, you just need to insert it in like a drill every day." Tao Linna said angrily: "You should really kick you next door to find that slut. She said every day that she was a well, and the deeper you drill, the more water you drill."
Lin Kun's eyes suddenly lit up. Unexpectedly, the petite girl Zhang was so like-minded with him.
Tao Linna was even more angry when she saw his surprise look on YD and sneered: "By the way, I remember she also has a famous saying that she often talks about, saying, who do you work hard on today, and who will I pant tomorrow."
"Damn, this slutty girl with a watery poplar flower." Lin Kun was filled with righteous indignation.
Tao Linna glanced at him in anger, packed herself up, changed into home clothes, and after a simple washing, she sat at the desk seriously and flipped up the book. It was better to have an independent apartment, so she didn't have to go to the study room to grab a seat.
Philosophy is not only the major she chose, but also her hobbies and interests, so she doesn't feel bored at all. However, Lin Kun originally wanted to pretend to be good, but soon she felt bored.
He wandered around the house and looked at the obedient crocodile lizard like a housewife, but he didn't see the mutated little gecko. After a fierce battle just now, it was the most cruel. He directly used his sharp claws to separate Xie Tian's throat. Now that Lin Kun still felt chill all over.
After walking around, I still felt bored. When I came back, Tao Linna sat at the desk like a jade beauty, completely immersed in the sea of books, with her temperament outstanding, and Lin Kun couldn't help but be fooled.
People say that serious men are the most attractive, and women are the same. Tao Linna is focused on reading the book, with a bunch of hair scattering on her cheeks. In the blink of an eye, her long eyelashes tremble, sometimes frowning, sometimes frowning and smile exuding endless charm.
Lin Kun also sat down and admired the beauty under the lamp, which gradually restored his nervous and violent emotions and his mentality became calm. Why do people work hard outside for this peaceful and peaceful moment, so that the person they love can be safe and sound.
Tao Linna became more and more fascinated the more she read. Lin Kun had to admire this talented woman. She was eager and persistent in knowledge. Even he became curious. She said that there was a beauty in the book and a golden house in the book. If you are really interested, you will naturally experience the fun that the book brings to people.
He leaned over quietly, not wanting to disturb Tao Linna, and stretched his neck to look at the book in her hand. When he saw it, Lin Kun suddenly felt as if he was burning on the outside and tender on the inside. The girl was reading Xiao H Book.
Just now, what are you watching beauties under the lamp? The beauty of books, the fragrance of red sleeves, what serious women are the most beautiful? What kind of book has its own beauty, and there is a fart, there is only a circle of forks and circles in the book!
Moreover, these are some small H books from the ages, at least the ones that were popular ten years ago, with ellipsis throughout the article.
Lin Kun was about to speak, but Tao Linna had already put down the little H book and picked up another book beside her. When Lin Kun saw that it turned out to be a primary school mathematics textbook. She started to read it with concentration. Just when Lin Kun was full of black lines, she changed the book in her hand and picked up a philosophy book.
Lin Kun finally couldn't help it and asked, "Sister, are you browsing the web, right?"
"Don't make noise." Tao Linna said impatiently: "I am thinking about a very profound philosophical issue. I need to know more knowledge in order to get the most correct theory."
Lin Kun scratched his head and said, "Your words have already made me feel very profound."
With Lin Kun chattering around, Tao Linna couldn't calm down and thought, so she turned around and put her smooth and fair legs on Lin Kun's legs, making her mouth dumb. Lin Kun immediately understood and started a leg massage honestly.
Tao Linna smiled with satisfaction and said, "Seeing that you are so well-behaved, I will give you a chance to learn and exercise your IQ."
Tao Linna said, picked up a piece of paper from the table and said to Lin Kun: "This is our philosophical topic today."
Lin Kun looked up and saw that the white paper only said ‘1+1=?’.
Lin Kun was puzzled. He didn't understand at all. He couldn't even understand the problem, let alone the answer.
Tao Linna was determined to help him improve his IQ and thinking ability, and patiently explained: "If the simple one plus one problem is considered from a simple mathematical perspective, it is equal to two. But if from a biological perspective, one plus one may equal three or more. From a political perspective, one plus one must be greater than two. From an economic abstract management and profit maximization perspective, one plus one should equal eleven. From a philosophical perspective, one plus one equals infinite, and everything is possible... What do you think?"
Isn't this a suffocation? What's the use of studying this shit? Since each field has its own unique perspective, why bother to be stubborn? It depends on your own opinion. As long as it can be used for time and facilitate your life and work.
Lin Kun looked at Tao Linna and felt that this girl had the potential to become a brick house. It seems that many brick houses in my River Crab Heavenly Dynasty are like this, living in a high temple, sitting in a luxurious office, blowing air conditioning and drinking high-end tea, studying theories that are useless every day, and jumping out to fool the people. In fact, they are the real rumor-mongers.
Tao Linna was excited and looked at Lin Kun with a wink, a little proud of her knowledge and IQ, and kept asking Lin Kun: "Everyone has a different understanding of one plus one, what do you think?"
Lin Kun smiled, his eyes shone with silver light and said, "I think 1+1=69!"
"69?" This time it was Tao Linna's turn and was puzzled.
Lin Kun reached out and pulled her up, put her on the bed, let her lie flat, and then climbed up by himself, with his butt facing Tao Linna's head, and his head facing Tao Linna's legs, explaining: "One you, one me, add up, 69!"
"I'll go... wuwu..." Tao Linna suddenly realized and was about to get angry. Lin Kun moved up and down together. The magic weapon blocked her mouth, and her own mouth blocked her mouth. All Tao Linna's words turned into a ecstatic whimper.
Not long after, the facts proved that Tao Linna and He Ping were both people who were determined to stick to principles. Although Tao Linna had lost the city, some things were still firm.
Lin Kun covered the magic weapon that was bitten to the point of pain and did not dare to make it again. Tao Linna seemed to refuse to agree, and he had no choice.
Of course, Tao Linna didn't ask him any questions, such as improving IQ and improving learning, anything would change in his mouth.
"You have nothing to do. If you have nothing to do, go back to your dormitory as soon as possible." Tao Linna said unhappily, with a curved hair hanging on the corner of her mouth.
Lin Kun covered the magic weapon with a depressed look on his face and said, "I have something I want to discuss with you."
Then, Lin Kun revealed the conflict with Xie Tian today and the fight, and described the wonderful scenes of the fight with fire, making himself look like a peerless master, but he concealed the power of gods and demons and animal friends. He did not say that Xie Tian’s life and death are unknown now.
But this is enough, because the only thing he cares about now is Xie Tian’s family, which is rich, powerful and mysterious.
After listening to his story, Tao Linna began to think seriously. Finally, Tao Linna told him: "It has been irreconcilable to things to this extent. It is not a solution to blindly defend passively. The most urgent task is to enhance your own power as soon as possible, unite all the forces that can be united for you, and find a backer that is evenly matched with the other party as soon as possible. It can play a role in checking and balancing the other party when you grow and grow, and by the way, it will make the rumors that you are a rich and noble boy bigger and more realistic. This can also play a deterrent role, so that the other party will not dare to act rashly before fully understanding your situation."
Tao Linna was very wise and analyzed well. Lin Kun nodded constantly, but the most important thing was her own strength. As long as you are strong enough, all enemies will be scumbags.
Now that things have come to this point, Lin Kun has no good idea. Fortunately, there is Tao Linna by his side, who can always keep awake and analyze calmly from the perspective of bystanders, and help himself make suggestions.
Lin Kun looked at Tao Linna's radiant and wise pretty face and inexplicably remembered the conversation between the Shadow Demon and the Fire Spirit at that time. They said that the war between the gods and demons that day was initiated by a woman. No one knew her own strength. She only knew that she was wise and had unparalleled wisdom. Even the gods and demons in the sky were like chess pieces in her hand. Later, they joined forces with the Peerless Demon King, and they had already vaguely seized the world and dominate Wuji. Unfortunately, for some reason, she suddenly disappeared. Even the Peerless Demon King was at a loss, which changed the entire battle situation.
Lin Kun looked at Tao Linna and couldn't help but think of the terrifying woman who commanded thousands of gods and demons in the distant years. A strange scene flashed through his mind at this moment. A huge colorful phoenix flew from the sky. A woman with outstanding looks stood on the back of the phoenix, standing in the wind, full of energy. Below is the war that is endless, but in her eyes, it is like playing house and not worth watching.
The image of this woman gradually merged with the image of Tao Lina in his heart, but when he came to his senses and looked at Tao Lina in front of him, he suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood for three lifetimes.
The imagined woman stood on the body of the colorful phoenix, domineeringly rolling the sky. At this time, Tao Linna was combing the winding hairs in the real world with a small comb. She was chewed around by Lin Kun just now, and she felt very uncomfortable.
Is this a big difference?
Chapter completed!