Chapter 254: On the wrong bed to the person
read_content_up;Lin Kun becomes more and more addicted to talking about it, and his mouth is flying everywhere, and he doesn't care about the feelings of others, as if he is just talking to himself.
He said with a gaze: "That's right, Tang Monk and his disciples came to a small village. Every household of the villagers stayed in their doors, as if they were facing a great enemy. Later, after inquiring, they found out that a monster with great powers often came to the village to make trouble, kill and set fire, and did everything evil. In order to save their lives, the villagers had to agree to the monster's request and sacrifice a virgin every day. But now, the population is growing negatively, and there are fewer and fewer virgins. Everyone in danger. When Tang Monk heard this, he felt pity and asked Wukong to think of a way to eliminate demons.
Wukong thought hard and finally came up with a solution to let the village chief gather the virgins of the village in a house. After a whole night, strange screams in the room started to roar one after another... Not long after, the monster starved to death!"
Puff... He Ping just took a sip of water, and heard that he had sprayed it all out, and even sprayed Jiang Shi's face.
She finally couldn't help it, and pulled Lin Kun out with a laughing and crying expression on her face, poking his forehead: "You are so good, a classic classic, don't say it as a vulgar joke, and it's so coherent, I really admire you."
"Where, where." Lin Kun scratched his head modestly: "I'm not very good at telling stories."
He Ping pretended to be surprised and said, "You can't tell stories? You've told them so well. Just your mouth can make the dead live, let alone an autistic patient. I can guarantee that he will listen to you tell stories every day. It won't take long to go from an autistic patient to a mental patient, and the worst is a hooligan/32107/Phantom!"
"I just think you are praising me." Lin Kun muttered.
"I'm just praising you!" He Ping said furiously: "It's a good thing for you to help others. I am also very moved and admire your helping others. However, you have to pay attention to the methods. We help someone because we hope that he can't rescue someone from the wolf's nest and then push them into the tiger's den. I think..."
"No need." Lin Kun interrupted without waiting for He Ping to finish speaking. He knew that He Ping was moved and was about to help Jiang Shi personally. Thinking of Lin Kun felt creepy. If she accepted it, she would educate a zombie into a good boy like Lei Feng. What would this be like?
Lin Kun immediately expressed his opinion: "Don't worry, since I have decided to help him, I will do my best. In the future, I will definitely help him seriously and guide him, so that he can get rid of the torture of illness as soon as possible and return to human society."
Seeing what he said seriously, He Ping chose to believe him. In fact, He Ping was still very happy. She was always looking for a truly like-minded person, but few people could accept her "bad good person" character. Sometimes she even sacrificed herself to help others, and she could truly share the pain of others. But every time she helped others, she would be comfortable all over, both mentally and physically, as comfortable as ever.
However, it is really hard for others to accept her personality, especially those around her. For example, she once did artificial respiration for a dirty beggar. Which relative and boyfriend can accept this?
People often say that there must be a limit to help others and do what they can. However, almost everyone can do artificial respiration for beggars, but how many people will do it? Who can grasp the limit of helping others?
So, Lin Kun's performance today moved and agreed with her, and she felt a sense of joy that she finally found that person, which made her feel more moved than playing the piano and singing to her to give her beautiful soup.
"Okay." He Ping thought about it, decided to believe him, and said seriously: "I believe you will help him wholeheartedly, but you must pay attention to the methods and methods, be scientific and reasonable, and do not stimulate him."
"I understand." Lin Kun stood at the sight of him saluting. He Ping couldn't help laughing and laughed. When he raised his eyes, Lin Kun's big face was already close to his eyes, and his big face was almost pressed against his lips. He could clearly see the fluff and stubble on his face. Lin Kun said in a humble manner: "I am so obedient. As a girlfriend, should I encourage me?"
He Ping looked at his big cheeks, her face turned slightly red. When she saw that there was no one around, she also kissed her decisively, and her warm lips were printed on his face, which was extremely comfortable.
He Ping is not a pretentious person. She also believes that anyone who does good deeds should be praised and encouraged. However, those who are encouraged and praised cannot be more greedy.
Especially like Lin Kun, he couldn't kiss him on his cheek and pouted and wait for a passionate kiss. He Ping gave him a small slap and turned around and left.
Lin Kun immediately gave him a favor. He Ping was not in a hurry, and he wanted to smooth out her edges and make her give up those dreamy romance and so-called bitter pursuits.
When he returned to the restaurant, Jiang Shi was still sitting upright, and the restaurant was already closed, but the boss did not leave. Instead, he pulled a box of beer and stepped on it under his feet, pouring wine for Jiang Shi, and talking in a crackling manner, all of which were complaining and complaining.
In these days, men want to support a home, just like supporting a sky, taste the bitterness, sorrow and sweetness by themselves, and swallow the joy, anger, sorrow and happiness by themselves. Many words cannot be said to their family members, and the huge pressure is to hold on. Lin Kun’s complaints today have aroused the pain and pain of the restaurant owner, so he just got drunk and stopped.
Moreover, he is looking for the right person to find Jiang Shi. He is definitely the best listener in the world. He can also drink with you and not get drunk.
Soon Lin Kun also joined in, raised his glass to drink. Hearing the restaurant owner complained, the three of them drank until midnight, Lin Kun couldn't open his eyes, and the boss fell directly under the table and fell to this place where he had fought.
Lin Kun and Jiang Shi returned to the campus, and were quiet on all sides. The teaching building and dormitory building were pitch black. The men and women who went out to date came back in groups of threes and threes. Some were happy, some were depressed, and their expressions were different./26814/Read the full text of the Shenxianmen.
Lin Kun gave instructions on the combat plan several times and confirmed that Jiang Shi remembered it, he let him set off with confidence, and he himself slipped into Liu Yinan's dormitory.
It was almost midnight at this time. What Lin Kun wondered was that the door of their dormitory was not closed tightly, as if he was deliberately leaving a door for someone. Could it be Liu Yinan?
Lin Kun was overjoyed and gently pushed open the door and slipped in like a loach. Although the dormitory was pitch black and filled with the smell of perfume and sweat feet, he could still accurately identify the location of Liu Yinan's bed. He did not pause at all, let alone make any sound. He quickly crossed the bed and directly crawled into Liu Yinan's bed. The whole set of movement was done in one go, light and freehand, and he definitely had the potential to be a flower picking thief.
As soon as he got into the bed, the people in the bed immediately responded. After all, it was a single bed in the dormitory. Two people were squeezed at once, and even after taking sleeping pills, they would be squeezed to wake up. Lin Kun did not wait for the other party to make a sound, and immediately grabbed her hand and placed her little hand on his magic weapon.
She subconsciously grabbed her, and immediately calmed down and whispered: "Dear, you are so brave. You are actually attacking at night, and you are not afraid of getting into the wrong bed."
Lin Kun smiled, sniffed her unique fragrance, and said, "It doesn't matter if you go to the wrong bed, the key is to go to the right person!"
"Hate." Liu Yinan was so coquettish that he squeezed his magic weapon hard. Lin Kun laughed and said, "Didn't you leave me a door on purpose? No one should tell each other."
"Stay the door?" Liu Yinan wondered, "I don't have it. Lili, who is sleeping outside, is responsible for closing the door."
"Huh?" Lin Kun also wondered. At this moment, the two of them heard movement outside the door at the same time, and immediately fell silent and tried to look at the door. Although it was pitch black, there was still a faint light in the corridor. They vaguely saw a figure, and slipped in at the door slightly. The movement was as skillful as Lin Kun, and there was no sound. They just flashed and disappeared.
Without looking, I knew that I must have gotten into someone's bed. Liu Yinan whispered in Lin Kun's ear: "Fefei didn't come back today. She seemed to be going to accompany her boyfriend, but Lili had been back a long time ago. I wondered, she was so honest today, and it turned out that she was staying at night waiting for someone to attack her."
Oh, Lin Kunming understood. It turned out that Mo Lili left a door for someone. If I had known that I had just climbed onto her bed, I might have been able to take advantage of the situation and use the fake to be real.
Thinking of this, Lin Kun's magic weapon swelled a little, and almost spread out Liu Yinan's hand. Liu Yinan pinched it with love and hatred. At this moment, the bed next door had already shaken slightly, and the rapid breathing of the two people came.
"Do you need to be so impatient?" On the other side, He Jingjing's voice came faintly, which scared everyone. Before everyone could come back to their senses, He Jingjing said: "Look at Sister Nan's 'that'. She hasn't been in a hurry to do things for so long. How calm is she."
The four of them were sweating wildly. It was midnight. Everyone thought they were sleeping, but they didn't expect that everyone was awake and had their own stories.
At this time, Lin Kun said, "Sister Jingjing, if you have nothing to do now, I suggest you call Chen Bo and say you want to see him for the last time and let him go out immediately."
When she mentioned her ex-boyfriend who had just broken up, He Jingjing was silent and stirred up sad things again, but she soon said: "It's okay to make a phone call. It's late at night to wake him up so that he can't sleep."
He Jingjing thought it was just a simple prank, so she immediately called. When the fluorescent light on the mobile phone on the bed lit up, Liu Yinan and Molili were covered in quilts...
He Jingjing called in the tone of a resentful woman in the deep boudoir, but she hung up without hearing what the other party said. Her haggard, sad and sad voice sounded like a crying soul in this quiet midnight, but if it came from a girl who had just been thrown away by her boyfriend, it sounded like a cry of despair and the last words.
Not long after the phone hanged up, a shrill scream from the earth-shaking man came, almost resounding throughout the campus...
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Chapter completed!